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Matt Mitchell- Why to Hate Each SEC Team
Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:33 pm
It's pretty good. LSU fans won't like it.
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Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:40 pm to deeprig9
Won’t watch.
The guy is not funny. Not at all.
The guy is not funny. Not at all.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:42 pm to deeprig9
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LSU fans won't like it.
I haven't watched the video yet but I feel like LSU, as a program, and Kiffin both feed off being "hated" or a villian, so I like being "hated". It will keep everyone motivated.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:44 pm to deeprig9
That's a punchable face right there.
This post was edited on 2/1/26 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 2/1/26 at 4:46 pm to SECdragonmaster
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The guy is not funny. Not at all.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 5:49 pm to Mizz-SEC
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That's a punchable face right there.
It is ironic you said that...
Because Matt has dropped a lot of weight...
He looks kind of like one of those inflatable bopper things with the weighted base...
So it makes sense that he has a punchable face.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 5:52 pm to deeprig9
I enjoy Matt's vids and love his content, but I ain't watching a 24 min video. Distill each team down to one or two hate points and move on.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 5:58 pm to UKWildcats
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I enjoy Matt's vids and love his content, but I ain't watching a 24 min video. Distill each team down to one or two hate points and move on.
With 16 teams covered in 24 minutes, that's essentially what he did.
Posted on 2/1/26 at 8:54 pm to deeprig9
The big jolly guy in the video says everyone hates Texas. That's not actually true, is it?
Posted on 2/1/26 at 9:35 pm to i sip tea
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:49 am to deeprig9
This guy is legitimately not funny.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:20 am to deeprig9
Who is Matt Mitchell and why would anyone care what he spews?
YouTube is home to most useless, mindless, ignorant, biased garbage where any hack can post drivel.
(didn't watch)
YouTube is home to most useless, mindless, ignorant, biased garbage where any hack can post drivel.
(didn't watch)
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:23 am to SECdragonmaster
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The guy is not funny. Not at all.
Shut your whore carpetbagging mouth.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:43 am to Rex Feral
Matt is a more sophisticated funny. It’s no wonder a majority of the rantards here don’t like his humor. 
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:57 am to southpawcock
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Matt Mitchell. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of SEC sports most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Matt's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Georgian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Matt Mitchell truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mizzou's constant Darth Vader gag, which itself is a cryptic reference to Star Wars. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Matt Mitchell's genius unfolds itself on their devices. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have Matt Mitchell merch. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:02 am to southpawcock
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Matt is a more sophisticated funny
Jesus Christ
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:16 am to deeprig9
Not watching all that but let me guess, LSU killed sick children, right?
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:23 am to southpawcock
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Matt is a more sophisticated funny.
Not really. He’s just not funny.
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:25 am to SECdragonmaster
Don't know if it's his delivery or what, but I agree.
I get bored.
I get bored.
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The guy is not funny. Not at all.
This post was edited on 2/2/26 at 7:26 am
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:25 am to deeprig9
Knew where it was going after the first team.
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