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[quote]I'm usually too busy texting to notice anything.[/quote] :lol:...

[quote]there’s something hilarious about this visual. Hiding behind a house plant with a phone recording your wife getting railed. This is the first thought that popped into your head as a way to outfox her[/quote] [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/24/40/f1244094daadd24963fc6940b93184e0....

Hank Sr. Lefty Frizzell Marty Robbins Buck Owens Jerry Lee Lewis Dolly Parton Dwight Yoakam...

Elvis. The best looking with all the money, all the women, all the cars, the big crib. And the first entertainer / athlete with his own posse - the Memphis Mafia. First one to be called The King too. [img]https://societyofrock.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/elvis-presley-comeback-s...

[quote]She’s hot.[/quote] Yes. Why is she being persecuted?? Seriously though, I heard on the radio her bond was a million bucks. :wtf:...

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[quote]highest i've gone was 190, though she didn't look it. 5'9" with a huge rack and perfect hips. most voluptuous woman i've ever been with. i couldn't stay in longer than 15 min. it was the best feeling vagina i've ever experienced, like unbelievably so.[/quote] Masterag [b]Texas A&M Fan[/b...

[quote]For about the third time in my adult life on Sunday I shite in my pants. Luckily I was already in the driveway. Always a humbling experience[/quote] Here too. I thought it was a fart and Wahooo!! It happened at work (by myself thankfully) and I get in my truck and the only place even r...

You suck it up today and take Nyquil tonite....

[quote]Jerry Lee Lewis - "You Win Again"[/quote] [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW7Q6pWxKSU)]"I Can Help"[/link] (Billy Swan cover)...

We were in the Blues Tent at the Beale Street Music Festival a few years ago watching Dicky Betts and my brother gives me a head point and says "There's Jim Dandy". And I look and it's Jim Dandy Mangrum from Black Oak Arkansas. My brother had no clue but he had a huge bling necklace with "Jim...

I just make the cocksuckers eat my brights....

[quote]Shannon[/quote] Which elicited [link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo)]THIS[/link] great Casey Kassem meltdown. :lol:...

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[quote]Can't do gizzards. Too chewy.[/quote] You have to cook them for hours and they'll eventually get tender. Good vittles!!...

No. Chicken gizzards? YES....

[quote]I layer up on all public toilet seats.[/quote] This is the correct answer....

[quote]I love music but the lyrics are secondary to me. My brain only really picks up the singer as an instrument. I’ve tried to really pay attention to what’s being said but my brain just listens to the different instruments and beats, I could really care less as to what’s being said. A...

No. It's been a good run and can still make good money in my field working as much or little as I want now. Not bad considering it wasn't what I intended to do initially....

Morgan Woodward was the character actor who played the menacing field boss, “The Man with No Eyes” in the classic movie “Cool Hand Luke,” which starred Paul Newman. Woodward’s character never takes off his mirrored sunglasses, remaining completely silent while he oversees the chain gang. Woodward ...