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Big Six Perverted SEC Schools Rankings

Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:35 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:35 am
6. Ole Miss - butt plug porn store girl


5. Tie: Mizzou and Alabama. NFL draft and Michael Sam is making out with a guy in celebration, and then that #2 for Bama and his painted fingernails.


4. Texas - Unisex dildo student activities parties, and the special teams coach marries a hideous stripper, the ugliest stripper I've ever seen. And I've seen a bunch of them.


3. Auburn - hired a perv after making up shite on the previous coach in regards to...you guessed it...sex shite. And don't forget 5'3 Terry Bowden drawing booster's daughters into his web of midget sex.


2. Texas A&M - gay Chippendales cheerleaders, numerous vintage pictures of Aggies laying all over other Aggies and massaging each other's crotches. College Station is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorra


1. LSU - slobbering all over Kiffin's daughter the same way they slobbered over Livvy Dunn. I wonder how many LSU's were on the Epstein list?? And also the flaming gay QB of the Cincinnati Bengals, from LSU.


This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 10:36 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11847 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:38 am to
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NFL draft and Michael Sam is making out with a guy in celebration, and then that #2 for Bama and his painted fingernails.


This is a tie?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:40 am to
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This is a tie?



I had a deadline to meet. Had to go ahead and hit send.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
40871 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:41 am to
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I wonder how many LSU's were on the Epstein list??


We rich
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
163 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:41 am to
LSU.
I mean, they are fake French. That’s the gayest thing ever
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23467 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:43 am to
I'm just waiting on you to start OnlySECFans.com
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:44 am to
Arky basketball locker room a couple years ago was gayer than a bus load of aTm milkmen.

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100697 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:46 am to
We are literally the cocks

Can’t win shite man
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
1091 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:48 am to
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College Station is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorra


Yes. If you're an out of stater reading this and wanting to move to CS, BE WARNED. Also, the rest of the state of Texas is full.. and just as terrible.

Maybe look into New Mexico

Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
6562 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:49 am to
Don't forget the shite swastikas. That's pretty perverted and satanic.
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
684 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:49 am to
You are a moron. You post poorly and your mother obviously never loved you.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38490 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:50 am to


This pretty much locks down the #1 slot.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23467 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:50 am to
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Also, the rest of the state of Texas is full


We drove across Texas in March and I can verify that it is very full. Dallas starts north of Dallas and stops south of Austin. The beautiful countryside has been turned into a sea of rooftops now.
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
990 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:52 am to
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We are literally the cocks Can’t win shite man


I saw someone say that all of our fans must be lesbians because we are always disappointed by Cocks.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26601 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:53 am to
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We drove across Texas in March and I can verify that it is very full. Dallas starts north of Dallas and stops south of Austin. The beautiful countryside has been turned into a sea of rooftops now.


Ugh. Remember when you could drive down the Florida highway and actually see beaches instead of poorly made hideous looking condos?
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23467 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:59 am to
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Remember when you could drive down the Florida highway and actually see beaches instead of poorly made hideous looking condos?


Yeah, and just a few years ago too. Also gone is sleepy beach towns. They are all overrun by fat people blasting bro country on their bluetooth speakers.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22655 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:59 am to

I’m giving props for trolling multiple schools in a single post.
Posted by PetroAg
Member since Jun 2013
1848 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:02 am to
Can we open an early off season board for Arkansas and auburn?
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
2543 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:05 am to
I know that we like to pick on LSU on this board, but any list that doesn't have the Texas A&M Faggies as #1 is a joke.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48241 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:10 am to
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slobbering all over Kiffin's daughter the same way they slobbered over Livvy Dunn

Ummm, excuse me, I still slobber over Livvy.
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