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Things you think would be worse than death

Posted by UFFan on 5/18/26 at 7:22 pm
I’ll start with quadripeligia.
17 being the age of consent means that it’s legal for a 17 year old to have sex with a 100 year old in Louisiana, as long as the 100 year old isn’t their teacher or something.
She was prosecuted under this statute, which does apply under age 18 but only for "positions of trust."

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It's a little hard to see how a local kindergarten teacher would have been in a position of trust over a 17 year old (11-12th grader) who would be well past kindergarten age. It's not like this was one of her teachers at the high school or something.

I'm surprised she pled guilty.
Actually, 16 is the age of consent in Indiana according to Wikipedia. I'm not sure how this was a crime, given that she obviously wasn't the girl's teacher.

What ads do you get on Tigerdroppings?

Posted by UFFan on 5/18/26 at 1:53 pm
I always get ad for cruises. Which is odd because I don't recall ever googling anything about cruises while logged into Tigerdroppings. And the only time I recall posting about cruises on here is one time when I said I don't understand why anybody wants to go on a cruise.


Today, I'm getting ads for the Walter Cup. Which is odd because I've only posted about women's sports on here in order to make fun of women's sports. I had to look up what the Walter Cup even is since I had never heard of it before.
The NBA was a lot lower scoring in those days. And the playoffs are lower scoring than the regular season is.
Here is the settlement I recommend:

The NFL ends the stupid Rooney Rule

In exchange that Utheimer goes to prison for a long time for his Medicaid theft


That way, I think everybody wins.
Yeah, and neither Spurrier nor Meyer created the long-lasting dynasty that Saban did, and Meyer largely checked out of recruiting at the end and really didn't leave fantastic talent.

re: Big 6 SEC Rant Posters

Posted by UFFan on 5/18/26 at 8:57 am to
No, because Fat Sexy would be at the top of the list if this was a list of worst posters.

re: SEC tiers

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 9:47 pm to
Arkansas is not a historically bad program.

re: Ranking SEC Coaches at Current Jobs

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 3:12 pm to
I wouldn't rank De Boer as high as #3 period, and if you're just ranking him at his current job (which seemingly should exclude his more successful tenure at Washington), I'd rank him as below average so far.

This really has not been a very successful tenure for a guy who inherited Nick Saban's fricking program. I'd rank DeBoer behind Elko, Heupel, and Lea at minimum. I'd also probably rank him behind Drinkwitz, and Golding is basically a too early to be graded.

re: Ebola outbreak in DR Congo

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 12:22 pm to
Ebola rarely even kills 10 people, let alone 10,000.
No, and how can you use the internet while on an airplane?

Drag queen story time

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 12:04 pm
WTF is with this?

It seems like some deliberate attempt to troll people.

re: Somali Thread

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 10:00 am to
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Somali Thread

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 9:13 am
It’s kind of amazing how even wokesters seem to dislike them a lot of the time.

re: Aisha

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 12:27 am to
Well, you're also online at 1:25 am.

Aisha

Posted by UFFan on 5/17/26 at 12:25 am
I always lose a lot of fondness for Muslims after I hear about this story.

The whole story is so sickening, even granting that the story is fiction because Muhammad and Aisha actually never existed at all. Like why would you even want to worship a fictional person who's claimed to have raped a 6 year old in the fictional stories about him?