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Faurot fodder

Favorite team:	Missouri
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Registered on:	7/1/2019
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re: Men with tools entering and leaving manholes in NYC

Posted by Faurot fodder on 6/1/26 at 8:43 am to Godfather1

Mood slime

re: Men with tools entering and leaving manholes in NYC

Posted by Faurot fodder on 6/1/26 at 7:38 am to stout

Just checking for a river of slime, I'm sure.

re: 2026 football game day bitch session at Truman's.

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/30/26 at 8:09 pm to Drydock

You're right. I'm getting antsy, and it's not even June.

re: 6 PM.....Fatigue

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/30/26 at 6:21 pm to Doctor B

Likely some type of Dewey decimal system quarrel.

O-T Lounge

re: Frick Kansas

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/30/26 at 6:42 am to TouchdownTexas

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Kansas has no trees

kansas has no capitalization.

re: What Makes Texas Tech Players Such Argumentative Arrogant Shitheads?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/28/26 at 11:48 am to captdalton

If you had to live in Lubbock you would be bitter as well.

re: Worst cities in SEC states

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/28/26 at 8:55 am to VFL67

I would nominate STL (north side specifically) if Missouri were in the SEC, but alas we are not.

Off-Topic Board

re: Arkansas football is not happy with their scheduled kickoff times

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/28/26 at 6:39 am to RollTide1987

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the majority of players on the roster are actually trying to get an education

Majority? Seriously?

re: 2026 football game day bitch session at Truman's.

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/27/26 at 10:36 am to Drydock

We keep kicking this can down the road, but if it's going to happen then I guess it had better happen this summer. How about one day during SEC media days (week of July 20th)? I'm pretty flexible in the summer, so if anyone has a date that works better I'm all ears.

re: Canadian Doctor Met a Man at a Coffee Shop, Euthanized Him Two Hours Later

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/26/26 at 5:33 pm to Night Vision

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outside a Tim Hortons coffee shop

Tim Hortons got some killer coffee, lately.

re: RBs...Do we got the meats?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/26/26 at 1:04 pm to surgicalvenom

Agree on Edwards. I'm excited to watch him.

re: RBs...Do we got the meats?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/26/26 at 12:58 pm to navynuke

I'm very confident in Roberts and very optimistic about Edwards, but if either of those guys go down are we confident in Fonoti/Warner? If not, then how does that impact our offense?

Speaking of Warner, after watching his Jr and Sr year highlights, he has potential to see the field. He has burst through the hole. Just not sure how tough a runner he is, yet.

RBs...Do we got the meats?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/26/26 at 10:07 am

Bad dad joke aside, does Drink have enough in the stable with his best horse on the mend?

One more, though: If Drink had paid Hardy a little more last year, would his wallet have been fat enough to stop the bullet?

re: Bear Bryant = Loser

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/24/26 at 8:04 pm to TigerLunatik

We ain't claiming him either.

re: 1995 Oklahoma Sooners Football Jersey

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/22/26 at 5:11 pm to tBrand

It's him. He sold me my grill.

re: LSU nonprofit affiliate misused millions in funds, audit says

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/22/26 at 10:11 am to Night Vision

LSU is becoming a clown college, right before our eyes.
Coonass Balloon Animals 101 will be a popular class.

re: Great quote about Kiffin teaming up with Coach O..Been friends for 25 years!! Great COMBO!

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/21/26 at 6:16 pm to RaginAstros

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Great quote

If by great you mean gay then yes, it's an extraordinarily great quote.

re: Interesting Facts About Arkansas Fooball

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/21/26 at 7:51 am to captdalton

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Bret Bielema, Chad Morris, and Sam Pittman.

Gonna miss those glorious bastards.

re: Why did some of y'alls southern ancestors have to be so damn greedy?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/21/26 at 7:31 am to NC_Tigah

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When it rained or was cold, they had to take refuge in a haystack. By the surveyor's assessment, they were the poorest people he'd ever encountered. Those were my ancestors.

Dude, my family were the ones that stacked the hay for y'all.

Why did some of y'alls southern ancestors have to be so damn greedy?

Posted by Faurot fodder on 5/21/26 at 7:04 am

That's the root cause of the nationwide fatigue we are all going through right now. Couldn't pay a fair wage 200 years ago, so now we gots Tamikas twerkin and raging at Wendy's and the NAACP(Ns) calling y'all racist for trying to do something about it. Big lack of foresight. Thanks baws.