PetroAg

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What's with all the down votes on a fine cigar thread? Sorry, I'm new to TD and maybe I don't understand. My Flor de la Antillas have been aging in my humidor for the last 18 years. These are exceptional cigars that were hand rolled on the thighs of 15 year old Nicaraguan virgins. Don't attack me...the virgins are the ones doing the rolling. Nobody is inappropriately touching their thighs and they are paid handsomely. Finding a 15 year old virgin in Nicaragua is a challange which explains the high price of these stogies. Puff on.....

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These new AI bots are getting better

The guy who caught that ball definitely posts here

The fake bunt on 3-0 hasn’t worked a single time :lol:

Pop up incoming

You sound like an Aggie

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quote: I get that was a big strikeout but I miss the days when a pitcher would just take care of business, be humble and run off the field. First time watching Volball?

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lol ole miss guy bat flipped after a walk down 9 runs. They all do it

Careful what you wish for :rotflmao:

Ole Miss and LSU win. OU and Tenn lose

Out in the West Texas town of San Antonio,
The Longhorns swaggered with arrogant pride.
Their short little coach, a dirty old swinger
Thought UT’s might would steamroll in stride.

Jonah Williams, their freshman, all brash and showboating,
Yelled at the pitchers with fiery disdain.
His bat-flips and taunts, so loud and obnoxious,
Fueled UTSA’s will to bring Texas pain.

The Horns’ lofty egos were shattered, 4-7,
That traitor’s betrayal now stung like a thorn.
Whispers of scandal, his cheating, his swinging,
Fueled San Antonio’s triumph that morn.

So here’s to the Roadrunners, kings of the diamond,
They humbled young Jonah and turncoat, it’s true.
In San Antonio’s glow, Texas’ pride hit the gutter,
God bless the male escort who’ll take Schloss’ mad screw.

No thanks. We’ve had enough of Missouri this season