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Missouri is the Bud Light of SEC teams

Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:35 pm
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1159 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:35 pm
Ol' Drinkpiss ain't leading these posers to the promised land any time soon.

Gumps definitely covering.
This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted by CelticTiger
Saint Louis
Member since Feb 2019
1528 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:41 pm to
Clearly, this deserves its own thread, witty title and all.

Thanks for posting!
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1820 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:42 pm to
Dylan Missouri??
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10017 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:47 pm to
*Bud Light Lime
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38167 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Clearly, this deserves its own thread, witty title and all. Thanks for posting!



^describes 80% of Mehzouri OPs that beg for people just to read about Missouri.

Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23467 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:48 pm to
Then Alabama is definitely the Budweiser. Same colors and same overinflated ego about itself despite it leaving an awful taste in your mouth.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
36641 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:54 pm to
I have only seen highlights of Missouri. Their running back is a stud but other than than, I have no clue what they can do. I don't think I would want to play Alabama right now, though.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20374 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
21214 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:58 pm to
Such a stupid take. Missouri is more like the natty ice equivalent.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
16564 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:18 pm to
Bud light seltzers
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:21 pm to
frick your white sauce. shite's nasty
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
10128 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:25 pm to
A fine Missouri* product!

*(Belgian)
Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11293 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:40 pm to
I vote Busch Light. Back in Missouri growing up, we'd call them bluegills.
Posted by slimjay89
SeMo
Member since Oct 2023
35 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:03 pm to
Yea, we drink more Busch Light here in southeast Missouri than Bud Lite... I like Miller Lite too though...
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2174 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:03 pm to
Nah…

Busch (Heavy) or Blue Sodas.

Fvcking delicious.
Posted by Kool Kaliper
Mansfield, TX
Member since Nov 2018
2746 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:05 pm to
What's wrong with Bud Light?
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