El Segundo Guy
| Favorite team: | Missouri |
| Location: | 1-866-DHS-2-ICE |
| Biography: | Holding down the fort |
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| Number of Posts: | 11682 |
| Registered on: | 8/19/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Retired now 6 weeks and f-ing love it!!
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/29/26 at 8:33 am to Toroballistic
Enjoy it. I stopped working 6 years ago and it's awesome.
I build furniture and other woodworking projects and I fish. Stay busy with productive hobbies.
I build furniture and other woodworking projects and I fish. Stay busy with productive hobbies.
re: Whats something your brain decided was extremely important at 3am that turn out to be true
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/26/26 at 11:02 am to FlyingTigerBo
I woke up the other day at 3 am with a feeling that I really needed to ho catch shad with the cast net and go fishing.
Dropped my green light from the boat and started throwing my 12' net and filled the bait tank and went fishing with my wife, my brother that lives around DC and my 83 year old Dad. We slayed them.
Anyway, my wife caught a 35" striper on Texoma, which is a monster fish for Texoma. Anything over 32" is worth sending to the taxidermist if that's your thing.
Dropped my green light from the boat and started throwing my 12' net and filled the bait tank and went fishing with my wife, my brother that lives around DC and my 83 year old Dad. We slayed them.
Anyway, my wife caught a 35" striper on Texoma, which is a monster fish for Texoma. Anything over 32" is worth sending to the taxidermist if that's your thing.
re: How the frick you lose to Türkiye????
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/26/26 at 10:11 am to LivingstonLaw
Probably because they were too distracted by the stench of the Turks. They're some stank arse MFers.
If you ho to any European airport and walk around the terminals, you'll know when you're around the Turkish Airlines gates just by the smell.
If you ho to any European airport and walk around the terminals, you'll know when you're around the Turkish Airlines gates just by the smell.
re: Pals of boy bombarded with nudes by teacher praised him for how lucky he was
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/23/26 at 9:30 am to LSUDVM1999
She's from my home county of Phelps County, Missouri.
re: SCOTUS (9-0): You can now own firearms and weed without reprecussions...
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/18/26 at 10:37 am to finchmeister08
Great job by the Supremes. Now what i do is legal. I'm known to smoke a joint on my front porch and fire off some suppressed 300 BLK, 12 gauge, 5.56 or .308. I live in the middle of nowhere far from Johnny Law, bur at least now I'm legal.
re: Amateur Wrestler in Skinny Jeans, a Paragon of Athleticism
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/18/26 at 9:21 am to HogBalls
Oh frick off. That's not amateur wrestling, that's amateur wrasslin for losers that want to watch soap opera drama.
Amateur wrestling--folkstyle, freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling are top tier athletic endeavors that teach toughness, physicality and weight control.
Amateur wrestling--folkstyle, freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling are top tier athletic endeavors that teach toughness, physicality and weight control.
re: Toyota V6 recall update
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/17/26 at 10:19 am to FOBW
I bought a 19 Tundra with the 5.7. Has less than 40k miles. There's no way in hell I'd take a new Tundra with the turbo V6 to replace it.
re: Oklahoma congress candidate flirts with staffer. USA Today somehow makes it about Trump
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/16/26 at 12:11 pm to L.A.
I'm in OK-2, home of one of the best Reps in Congress, Josh Brecheen.
If I lived in OK-1, I'd still vote Lahmeyer. Heck I voted for Lahmeyer for Senate, but that ginger fricking pedo Lankford won the primary a few years ago.
If I lived in OK-1, I'd still vote Lahmeyer. Heck I voted for Lahmeyer for Senate, but that ginger fricking pedo Lankford won the primary a few years ago.
re: Name a good place to eat in a boring little town
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/15/26 at 11:40 am to Ramblin Wreck
Muddbones in Bonham, TX. Owner is a cool dude and their burgers are hands down the best burger you can get at n establishment.
re: Californian Dies from Rare Disease After 'Trapping, Feeding and Breeding Wild Rats'
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/15/26 at 11:17 am to djmed
Humans have kept cats around for centuries because they control rodent populations.
I live in the country and will never not have inside/outside cats. Best of both worlds. They come in to eat, sleep and get attention, but I don't have to have a litter box. And those 2 kill every house mouse or deer mouse in over a 5 acrea area. They will even kill squirrels sometimes. The female also kills any snake up to 5-6' long and drags them up to my sidewalk.
I live in the country and will never not have inside/outside cats. Best of both worlds. They come in to eat, sleep and get attention, but I don't have to have a litter box. And those 2 kill every house mouse or deer mouse in over a 5 acrea area. They will even kill squirrels sometimes. The female also kills any snake up to 5-6' long and drags them up to my sidewalk.
re: Ford Expedition or Chevy Suburban
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/7/26 at 9:53 am to Billy Blanks
To all the people talking about Honda Odysseys, Pilots and all that--I wouldn't buy a new 3.5L because they changed their VCM.
That VCM is a piece of shite and will blow your engine up. The older versions could be bypassed, but Honda revamped the last year or two and most (if not all) aftermarket tuners won't work on the new engine.
Also, a tuner could void the warranty. But you're damn near forced to try to bypass the VCM or risk premature catastrophic engine failure.
The old ones could be tricked with aftermarket tuners to think the engine wasn't up to operating temperature. The cylinders would not shut down if the engine wasn't at temp. But I'm pretty sure Honda changed that shite and the tuners won't work on new engines.
If they'd ditch the VCM, I'd buy my wife a new Passport tomorrow.
That VCM is a piece of shite and will blow your engine up. The older versions could be bypassed, but Honda revamped the last year or two and most (if not all) aftermarket tuners won't work on the new engine.
Also, a tuner could void the warranty. But you're damn near forced to try to bypass the VCM or risk premature catastrophic engine failure.
The old ones could be tricked with aftermarket tuners to think the engine wasn't up to operating temperature. The cylinders would not shut down if the engine wasn't at temp. But I'm pretty sure Honda changed that shite and the tuners won't work on new engines.
If they'd ditch the VCM, I'd buy my wife a new Passport tomorrow.
re: NY times: Why Does No One Care About the World Cup This Year?
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/5/26 at 11:59 am to RLDSC FAN
Because its main fan base is Commies and people from 3rd world shitholes.
re: The “time price” of square foot of housing is 24% lower than the 1950s
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/1/26 at 11:27 pm to Sun God
Laugh, bitch. Its the truth.
I'm camping and fishing all week while you pitches are working all week.
I'm camping and fishing all week while you pitches are working all week.
re: The “time price” of square foot of housing is 24% lower than the 1950s
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/1/26 at 9:17 pm to Cfrobel
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Where I live what you described is a 2 million dollar house.
If thats true, then thats how you get rich son.
I owned several houses in El Segundo, CA at a premium because the land was sp expensive. Sold them suckets for a big profit now im living like a king inBFE.
re: State Troopers Using Drones
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 6/1/26 at 2:42 pm to The Torch
I don’t like technology nor the government, but some of you baes drive too damn fast and need to slow down.
re: Your favorite home maintenance or project
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/30/26 at 5:32 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
Tractor work. I sit on my John Deere tractor singing "I work 10 hours on a John Deere tractor just thinking of you all day."
You're the Readon God Made Oklahoma is an awesome freaking song and I live in Oklahoma and bush hogging on my John Deere makes it for a fun day. That and taking breaks to smoke a j.
You're the Readon God Made Oklahoma is an awesome freaking song and I live in Oklahoma and bush hogging on my John Deere makes it for a fun day. That and taking breaks to smoke a j.
re: Conservatives make fun of James Talarico for being feminine but...
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/29/26 at 7:49 pm to Smeg
I googled "Iis James Talarico gay" a few times a day. I figure if enough people do it, Google will auto fill prompt it. Maybe not but whatever.
re: Who is attending the Rally Against Rednecks in Frisco hosted by some Pajeets?
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/29/26 at 4:43 pm to stout
I might talk to my Oklahoma baw friends and make the 1 hour 15 minute drive down to Frisco.
My friends own sod farms, cattle ranches and we have more side by sides, guns, diesel trucks and we damn sure dont like jeets. We have enough of the Indians of the Native American type, we don't want or need any of the shite in the street Indians around.
My friends own sod farms, cattle ranches and we have more side by sides, guns, diesel trucks and we damn sure dont like jeets. We have enough of the Indians of the Native American type, we don't want or need any of the shite in the street Indians around.
re: Chainsaw RECS
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/26/26 at 2:38 pm to LEASTBAY
Yep. Echo CS 590 Timberwolf is the best bang for your buck all around chainsaw there is. Great saw.
ETA--if all things are fairly equal, I always choose Echo over Stihl these days. I used to own a lot of Stihl products but they aren't what they used to be. And I hate having to deal with dealers to get parts when I do all of the maintenance myself. Echo parts are much more accessible, while Stihl is stuck on their stealer network, I mean dealer network.
ETA--if all things are fairly equal, I always choose Echo over Stihl these days. I used to own a lot of Stihl products but they aren't what they used to be. And I hate having to deal with dealers to get parts when I do all of the maintenance myself. Echo parts are much more accessible, while Stihl is stuck on their stealer network, I mean dealer network.
re: Parents Buying Kids Homes
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/25/26 at 1:02 pm to Raging Tiger
"Gifts" often come with strings attached. Once you rely on people (even family) for assistance, they often feel they have a right to dictate some things.
I don't ever want anything from anyone, because I will never be or feel indebted to anyone.
I don't ever want anything from anyone, because I will never be or feel indebted to anyone.
re: Backpack recommendations requested
Posted by El Segundo Guy on 5/24/26 at 1:02 pm to Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
I have 3 KUIUs that I've taken all over the world. I like then a lot.
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