Meet Falcons Reporter and SEC Alum Mary Alex Anders

You don’t look at the mantle while you’re poking the fire.

That one tooth, hanging out there.

Damn. That’s some hideous. Next!

She looks like she does her own filler treatments. Especially in the 2nd pic.

Holy butter face!

She knows the assignment

Of the hundreds of sideline bimbettes she's certainly one of them.

She aight. But I ain't picky either.

You guys are way pickier than I’ve ever been.

Butterface. Can’t imagine what that looks like at 6:15am. Yikes!

She needs a boob job because those things are already sagging! Also, she has the kneecaps of a 75-year-old lady. Never really seen that before.

Nice headlights but the face looks like a Bulldog

Ok...the only thing she had going for her were her to go bittirs... until that last set with her holding the camera...wtf are going on with them?? It's like they shriveled up like raisins. The other girl with her in that set looks like a cutie though.

Big cannons

She has large breast

nope

Not wife material. But then again, I already have one of those. Would smash.

Well, now we know who is going to replace Jen Hale as Arthur Smith's girlfriend.

I can tell she got a pancake arse

Oh dear god... now the feed will be clogged with "Here's what Mary Alex Anders is wearing today" posts.