
Onyx Aggie
| Favorite team: | Navy |
| Location: | Foothills of the Smokies |
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| Number of Posts: | 3181 |
| Registered on: | 9/16/2012 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: The 3 little American pigs
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 9/2/26 at 12:49 pm to Kjnstkmn
Honestly, all I can say about that is Kyle.
re: Add it to the list
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 9/2/26 at 9:47 am to Wolfwireless
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The suspect is described as a man with a dark complexion,

re: Get your Semiquincentennial President Donald J. Trump 2026 $1 Coin today at noon
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 9/2/26 at 8:46 am to stout
quote:Disappointed there isn't a leafy background behind him.
They can get an Obama medal to calm their nerves
re: Ellen Page: Hollywood needs to adapt to transgenders
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 9/2/26 at 8:45 am to 4cubbies
quote:Why are you confused? The left has spent decades infiltrating institutions at all levels, especially HR, and then using that power to bully and browbeat people into doing exactly this kind of dumb shite.
The fact that I could have guessed their pronouns without them sharing them left me more confused about why they shared their pronouns in the first place.
re: Get your Semiquincentennial President Donald J. Trump 2026 $1 Coin today at noon
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 9/2/26 at 7:42 am to stout
I foresee people losing their shite over this!
re: Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/31/26 at 10:04 pm to TheMagicMan
Bro, can't just leave the jizz on your laptop so long. Look, it's starting to cause spotting.
re: USSC allows Trump to continue construction on ballroom
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/31/26 at 5:55 pm to DeBoar
Hmm... who was the fourth?
re: Top 50 Party schools Tulane #2 LSU Unranked
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/31/26 at 10:09 am to Broke
quote:ASU is not in the top 50. That is fricking incredible!
Oh how the mighty have fallen
re: Admin is expanding number of deportations to third party African nations
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/30/26 at 9:14 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
This is the way! Send them ALL to Africa. Drop flyers on their caravans to let them know if they are caught in the country illegally, they will be removed to Africa.
frick dropping them off back in Mexico or Central America and letting them walk their happy asses back up here again.
frick dropping them off back in Mexico or Central America and letting them walk their happy asses back up here again.
re: An ICE agent in Texas got dragged down the pavement by an illegal alien driving a car
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/29/26 at 11:54 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
This can't be true. I have been assured these are all just good, salt of the earth people that want to provide for their families. They never engage in such illegal activity.
re: An H-1B worker says their family has decided to leave America
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/29/26 at 11:51 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer

re: Today on “Does the OT Think This Chick is Obese?”… (NSFW)
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/29/26 at 8:11 pm to finchmeister08
If there is one thing a large portion of the OT loves, it is chicks with mid faces and gross out of proportion asses.
re: The Angel Reese "mebounds" myth dispelled
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/28/26 at 9:14 pm to SEC Doctor
quote:Are you delusional? Nothing in that graph disproves anything I wrote.
I'm not sure why you can't grasp the first graph I posted. It completely disproves your theory.
re: The Angel Reese "mebounds" myth dispelled
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/28/26 at 1:06 pm to SEC Doctor
quote:I can't be bothered to track down those stats, because you are completely missing the point. The point isn't the mebounds per se, rather the issue is that she is a trash tier short range shooter, which is what gives her the opportunity for so many mebounds.
30% of offensive rebounds off of someone's own missed shot does not seem inordinately high to me. Do you have a comparison of the offensive rebounds by other top rebounders rebounding their own misses?
re: What is your favorite tree?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/27/26 at 10:08 pm to crap4brain
Weeping Sakura:
Japanese Bloodgood Maple:
Weeping Willow:
Japanese Black Pine:
Pink Saucer Magnolia:

Japanese Bloodgood Maple:
Weeping Willow:
Japanese Black Pine:
Pink Saucer Magnolia:
re: Trump releases his tier chart of American presidents
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/27/26 at 6:37 pm to stout
Seems he missed a few.
re: The Angel Reese "mebounds" myth dispelled
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/27/26 at 4:34 pm to SEC Doctor
OK, but that is total rebounds. What percentage of her offensive rebounds are mebounds? You didn't list this, but the number is just shy of 30% of her offensive rebounds this season are mebounds.
Not really something to brag about. She shoots 80% of her shots from 5 ft or less and misses more than 50% of those, making her one of the worst shooters in the league from that range.
I don't give a frick how good she is at rebounding. Until she can make a fricking layup consistently, she is useless.
Not really something to brag about. She shoots 80% of her shots from 5 ft or less and misses more than 50% of those, making her one of the worst shooters in the league from that range.
I don't give a frick how good she is at rebounding. Until she can make a fricking layup consistently, she is useless.
re: Youth football: parent comes onto field, trips 9 yo player running for a touchdown
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/27/26 at 4:10 pm to High C
If that was my kid that got tripped like that, one of the two of us would be toting an arse whopping.
re: Where were you born?
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/24/26 at 4:31 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
Unfortunately, I was born in the literal a-hole of the country, Odessa, TX. Currently live in infinitely nicer Knoxville, TN.
re: Angel Reese scores career high 31 points, clinches playoff berth
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/23/26 at 4:03 pm to hg
They spend so much time and energy trying to appeal to weirdos that don't give 2 shits about sports in general, and their trash product in specific, that could otherwise be directed at people that actually like sports.
re: MN AG Ellison sues TX Gov Abbott to extradite ICE agent
Posted by Onyx Aggie on 8/18/26 at 3:54 pm to MSMHater
Is the ICE agent currently in TX custody or just in TX?
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