Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:earth
Biography:Presbyopic and myopic
Interests:“I don’t golf, hunt, or fish. I’m a fucking ball coach.” Golesh 1:1
Occupation:Space-time continuum
Number of Posts:21770
Registered on:10/12/2011
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on Glenn.


When I had season tickets years ago, I would just park at the Auburn Police Station.

After fame it was easy egress back to Georgia.
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combo of bad club selection with poor execution


“Never let bad execution prevent you from making an even worse decision.”

Club Pro Guy

re: Tickets wanted

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/16/26 at 8:12 pm to
I just can’t see paying $275 for game three of any season.

But it ain’t my money so let freedom ring.

re: Have we discussed Ruth here?

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/16/26 at 6:29 pm to
I was at Auburn as a student from 1982-1986.

Late in the winter quarter or maybe it was spring quarter, they would stand and call everyone “fornicators” for hours between the Eagle Nest and Haley Center.

They’d get all worked up and telling us how evil “all of you fornicators” are. Then they’d finish the set with “you will BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!”

It got to be kind of comical to see the interaction sort of go awry. She’d call some guy a fornicator and some guy would say “not today, but I’m hopeful.”

One I remember was when Sister Cindy would say “I am a born again virgin” some guy said ,”can that be arranged on a weekly basis.”

It was sort of SNL skit on campus.
Only way to know is to reanimate a T. rex and shove a thermometer up its arse.

All this stuff is just conjecture.
You work for you.

If they want you to stay, they need to match the role and the pay.

You need to do what is best for you.

People take better jobs routinely.
IF we win, it will be because we have more points than the opponent.
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Brother Jeb


^and Sister Cindy!

“Fornicator!”

“And you will BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!!”

re: Your “wow” vacation

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/15/26 at 8:36 pm to
Somebody downvoted the Grand Canyon?

Why?

re: Your “wow” vacation

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/14/26 at 5:44 pm to
The Grand Canyon was amazing to me.

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I’d like someone to name one player we have on offense that will be playing on Sundays.


Cobb could make a roster.

Washington could make a roster.

I’m not saying we have Hall of Famers on offense, but any of them who can run will get a camp invite.

Maybe Simmons on the offensive line.

Trying to be positive.

re: Fla @ Aub Score Predictions

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/14/26 at 7:34 am to
Auburn 18
Florida 17

McPherson with 6 FGs.
Several colleges will go out of business soon.

Shopping malls are empty.

Downtown old cities have empty buildings.


re: Going Against The Grain Here

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/14/26 at 7:15 am to
I listed some guys.
Did not mean to overlook anyone, but that was more than a decade ago so my memory of who played for which team is not crystal clear.

CJ had a decent NFL career.

I think Nick made a roster as a DB.

re: Going Against The Grain Here

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/14/26 at 6:05 am to
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How many players from the 2013 offense played in the NFL?



Uzomah: decent career
Grant: cup of coffee
Louis: Browns
I play Sub70 wedges

JB.

They are fine.

I like Edison more, but I wanted to try graphite lighter shafts and switched.

Carry 54 and 58.

re: Florida at Auburn

Posted by makersmark1 on 9/13/26 at 11:41 am to
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How good are Auburn's edge rushers and/or DE?


41 is a little undersized
15 looks the part

Too soon to tell what we really have.
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ceiling for this team is 7-8 wins, though they could surprise everyone any maybe win 9. But they also could just as easily go 6-6.


Schedule includes another rent-a-win.

9 SEC games.

Which are tossups?

McPherson is a man.

The defense is solid at each level.

The offense needs to clean up turnovers and penalties.

6 wins?

Maybe 7?
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nervous auburn has the voodoo


Voodoo without a offensive line does not work as well.