makersmark1
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | earth |
| Biography: | Presbyopic and myopic |
| Interests: | “I don’t golf, hunt, or fish. I’m a fucking ball coach.” Golesh 1:1 |
| Occupation: | Space-time continuum |
| Number of Posts: | 21352 |
| Registered on: | 10/12/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Has anyone here ever attended a tie football game?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/20/26 at 7:13 pm to JamalMurry27
Auburn 16
Syracuse 16
Sugar Bowl after 1987 season.
Syracuse 16
Sugar Bowl after 1987 season.
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re: Takomo players irons….
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/20/26 at 4:23 pm to Saint209299
Look at Sub 70 as well.
5 Amateurs make the cut at US Open
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/20/26 at 6:03 am
I’m impressed.
Junior golf has evolved.
I can’t remember a major where 5 amateurs made the cut.
Junior golf has evolved.
I can’t remember a major where 5 amateurs made the cut.
re: Idiot Auburn firing Gus malzaun
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/19/26 at 4:18 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
quote:
Don't forget the absolutely obscene extension Harbert & Leath gave him.
Yes, but that was $49 million.
Harsin/Freeze set us back a decade.
re: Idiot Auburn firing Gus malzaun
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/19/26 at 3:14 pm to JamalMurry27
We won SEC in 2013, his first season.
We won west in 2017.
We never sniffed anything after that.
We fricked up, but firing Gus was not the frick up.
Hiring Harsin and Freeze back to back was borderline retarded.
Now we are bringing a Pogram to the SEC with Golesh who is taking the team to Siberia to train.
We will be dancing the Kalinka soon- very soon.
We won west in 2017.
We never sniffed anything after that.
We fricked up, but firing Gus was not the frick up.
Hiring Harsin and Freeze back to back was borderline retarded.
Now we are bringing a Pogram to the SEC with Golesh who is taking the team to Siberia to train.
We will be dancing the Kalinka soon- very soon.
re: Golf ball rollback development
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/18/26 at 3:28 pm to BuckeyeGoon
quote:
courses keep removing trees
You are so right.
The data from the tour in Every Shot Counts by Mark Broadie shows that when a pro tour player is in the trees, they make bogey 80% of the time.
Fairway bunkers are only 20%.
The data is based on 15 years worth of shots by every pro at a tourney- not the 4 groups featured on Sunday.
Quit cutting trees down. Put some reasonable OB stakes up. Also quit giving relief from scoreboard when the shot is 80 yards offline. The best players in the world should be able to keep it in play.
re: In honor of the ugliest clubs to ever win a US Open
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/18/26 at 4:47 am to Scottforeverlsu
You’re right.
It was a 4 wood.
Anyway, it was a great shot to win a major.
It was a 4 wood.
Anyway, it was a great shot to win a major.
re: In honor of the ugliest clubs to ever win a US Open
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/17/26 at 6:12 pm to bopper50
That 5 wood though
re: Golf ball rollback development
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/17/26 at 10:51 am to AlxTgr
Stockpile
re: Cumulative SEC regular season record/rankings for football, men’s basketball and baseball
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/15/26 at 9:38 pm to AHM21
Now do golf, women’s tennis, equestrian, and men’s hurdles.
re: Need help developing a cut shot. Can’t stop shanking it.
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/15/26 at 9:33 pm to TXGunslinger10
Just play your stock shot.
You don’t have to have 9 windows to play a serviceable game of golf.
Are you going to make a living playing golf?
If not, you should stick with what feels most natural and accept the result.
Also, IF I shank a ball, it usually is bc my weight moves toward the ball instead of toward the target. Try keeping your weight more on your heels. As with any online golf tip on an anonymous message board- reader assumes all risks.
You don’t have to have 9 windows to play a serviceable game of golf.
Are you going to make a living playing golf?
If not, you should stick with what feels most natural and accept the result.
Also, IF I shank a ball, it usually is bc my weight moves toward the ball instead of toward the target. Try keeping your weight more on your heels. As with any online golf tip on an anonymous message board- reader assumes all risks.
re: Lets Be Sad Together: Best Game You Ever Attended That Your Team Lost
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/15/26 at 7:59 am to Tarpon08
1985 Iron Bowl.
Van Tiffin, “the kick”.
Some little dude drug our DB all the way from the hash to the sideline.
We were offside on the kick so even if he had missed, he would have had another shot.
In general, it was a well played game.
Van Tiffin, “the kick”.
Some little dude drug our DB all the way from the hash to the sideline.
We were offside on the kick so even if he had missed, he would have had another shot.
In general, it was a well played game.
re: The gay community in Europe needs to stop horsing around
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/14/26 at 5:10 am to hawgfaninc
“There’s going to be a FIRE! Every Sodomite’s butthole is going to burn!”
re: Should I consider a new set of clubs?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/11/26 at 9:28 pm to sloopy
YES
Always be looking.
Always be looking.
re: Alabama becomes the first school ever to...
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/11/26 at 4:48 pm to Govt Tide
All these schools in the south have decent golf teams. Ole Miss won the SEC.
I was joking, but all these championships in the SEC are impressive.
I will admit that I wish we had more football natties or even 1 basketball nattie.
I’m afraid that unless there is some sanity regarding the transfer portal and NIL things may change, but who knows.
I was joking, but all these championships in the SEC are impressive.
I will admit that I wish we had more football natties or even 1 basketball nattie.
I’m afraid that unless there is some sanity regarding the transfer portal and NIL things may change, but who knows.
re: Did you Significantly alter your property after moving in?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/10/26 at 5:43 pm to muttenstein
Not really.
We did add a 30x50 Versacourt with an NBA gorilla goal.
We did add a 30x50 Versacourt with an NBA gorilla goal.
re: How often do you change out your toothbrush?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/9/26 at 7:41 pm to thetruthisnotkind
Great question.
Not as often as I should.
I’m guessing 4-6 per year.
Not as often as I should.
I’m guessing 4-6 per year.
re: Cart girl - tip for free ice or no?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/9/26 at 4:55 pm to TDsngumbo
The tip?
Just the tip?
Headline confused me. I thought you meant “giver her the tip for free ice.
You mean $5 or some nominal amount.
Just the tip?
Headline confused me. I thought you meant “giver her the tip for free ice.
You mean $5 or some nominal amount.
re: Wow..hold the fort..contact says Sorsby will be indicted 1st of August.
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/9/26 at 4:53 pm to koreandawg
quote:
Probably gets leave for practice and games.
It might be a good way to get strong defensive front 7 players.
Instead of NIL, schools could make arrangements with various prisons to develop football skills of the inmates. A combination of great talent and good behavior should result in a chance to play college football.
re: Where should I park for the soccer game?
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/8/26 at 8:50 pm to TemperdTiger
I used to park at the Auburn Police Station.
It is a good walk to the stadium, but easy egress to I-85N.
It is a good walk to the stadium, but easy egress to I-85N.
re: Alabama becomes the first school ever to...
Posted by makersmark1 on 6/8/26 at 6:11 pm to Govt Tide
Impressive.
Not golf, but it’s something.
Not golf, but it’s something.
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