
HarryBalzack
| Favorite team: | |
| Location: | |
| Biography: | Boo! |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Hyer Edjukashun |
| Number of Posts: | 16324 |
| Registered on: | 10/30/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
Recent Posts
Message
re: Do you reuse your towels?
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/20/26 at 10:24 am to Jmcc64
quote:I guess they all run around with unwashed, smelly asses? Or are they sticking their hands up there, raw dog style?
aren't to be found in Europe. plan accordingly
re: RIP Eric Dane
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/20/26 at 8:34 am to pussywillows
quote:My aunt noticed that her left foot was kind of dragging one day. She was dead from it six months later. It's a bitch of a disease.
dang, less than 2 years from diagnosis to death...that's terrible...
re: Lake Charles teen indicted for swatting. Was a part of a NVE group
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/19/26 at 7:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:If you form a group to advance the ideas, doesn't that mean that you're no longer a nihilist?
Nihilistic Violent Extremist (“NVE”) group
re: Mayor charged with voyeurism after allegedly sniffing teen girl’s underwear
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/19/26 at 7:45 pm to Will Cover
If ever there was a match between the avatar and the thread title...
re: Lake Charles woman charged for threatening to kill ICE agents
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/19/26 at 7:42 pm to stout
At least Druid Fockett made it move a little. This one would make Bert the Turtle duck and cover.
re: Group goes to Applebee’s for the $15.99 all you can eat deal. Only 2 people pay but...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/19/26 at 7:32 pm to beauchristopher
quote:In my experience, the waiter walks up to the table and asks each person what they would like to order. Sometimes there are folks in the party who don't want to eat and are there to socialize. They don't order and, as a result, don't get a plate. If the folks who didn't order later have a plate in front of them, the waiter, aware that said person said they weren't going to order originally, should not then bring them food without asking if they would now like to order. Not sure how that is confusing.
I don't follow this. What do you want them to do here? Not serve them and then get labeled racist for assuming what they are doing? That would be worse, no?
Pretty sure you pay after, so how are they suppose to handle this? Go up to them and ask if they are all intending to pay? Stop serving them, because they assume they know what they are going to do?
re: Group goes to Applebee’s for the $15.99 all you can eat deal. Only 2 people pay but...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/18/26 at 12:32 pm to L.A.
They're stealing, but the waiter and manager had to have realized what was going on yet continued to bring the food and leave the plates.
re: Bacteria extracted from an ancient ice cave is resistant to antibiotics
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/17/26 at 8:41 pm to hawgfaninc
Well, then don't do that.
re: Black girl caught a Tuck’s Barbie with beads around its neck. Mother is outraged.
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/16/26 at 8:50 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:The hemorrhoid pads?
Tucks is the best!!
re: Our national debt is likely reach a record $64 Trillion by 2036
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/16/26 at 8:45 pm to beerJeep
quote:
beerJeep
They literally say it is a welfare program in the fricking god damn text of the mother fricking act.
quote:shite, if that seals the deal, then I guess the Constitution is a welfare check, too.
beerJeep
AN ACT to provide for the general welfare by establishing a system
quote:
Preamble:
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare"
quote:
Art. 1, Sec VIII:
"The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States"
re: Shopping for a new truck. Advice welcome
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/16/26 at 8:29 pm to TDFreak
Watch out for Chevys with VINs that start with "3" - hechoed en Mexico and it shows.
re: The Voyager 1 probe is now one light day from Earth...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/7/26 at 12:16 pm to RollTide1987
I'm 51. When I was a kid, I remember being at my grandmother's house in the summer and NASA had a hotline you could call and listen to data coming in from Voyager (1 or 2, can't remember) as it exited the solar system. Totally made no sense, but we thought it was the coolest thing ever to hear something that originated from beyond.
Also, what a fricking battery, huh?
Also, what a fricking battery, huh?
re: DNA testing for my moms siblings
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/2/26 at 4:16 pm to Nole Man
I don't get why the others freaked out about it so much. It's not like you or they did anything wrong.
re: My neighbor still has a satellite, I'm confused
Posted by HarryBalzack on 2/1/26 at 5:05 pm to PelicanState87
When they're pointing straight up you know they are watching the Playboy channel.
re: Real life indecent proposal has gone down
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:25 pm to DarthRebel
She ain't ugly.
re: President Trump Decertifies All Canadian Made Aircraft
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:24 pm to crazyLSUstudent
quote:He doesn't give a shite. His buddy at Gulfstream needs his help.
So he’s affectively shutting down regional air traffic? That’s seems bad
re: Blowout in Blanchard Oklahoma
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:18 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Here's a question - how do they compensate the owner of mineral rights for the lost gas? How would they be able to estimate the cubic footage? Or do they sign something that says the owners assumes the risk?
re: Blowout in Blanchard Oklahoma
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 6:17 pm to Shreve Perry
My mother tried to name me Chance after Wayne's character in that movie. Thank God my dad put a stop to that.
re: Bill Gates got an STD from banging russian hookers, then tried to drug his wife
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 5:57 pm to stout
If he'd known the divorce was coming, he could have skipped all that and let have the VD as a parting gift.
ETA: our old neighbor, two houses ago, screwed around on his wife and got herpes, then gave it to the wife. He successfully convinced her at the time that it was from using public restrooms. Wasn't until the divorce proceedings that the lawyer was able to convince her that simply wasn't very likely.
ETA: our old neighbor, two houses ago, screwed around on his wife and got herpes, then gave it to the wife. He successfully convinced her at the time that it was from using public restrooms. Wasn't until the divorce proceedings that the lawyer was able to convince her that simply wasn't very likely.
re: I asked Grok to rank the Top 10 greatest U.S. Generals in our 250 years of history...
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/30/26 at 5:56 pm to RollTide1987
Work provides me paid access to CoPilot. I put in on deep think and asked the same question. Pretty interesting take and I like how it explains the reasons for the rankings and the distinctions made.
Great question, Harry. “American history” can mean different things, so here’s a clear, assumptions-first take:
Scope assumed: United States generals only, including Confederate officers as historical American generals (but excluding admirals). If you prefer U.S. service only (no Confederates) or want to broaden to the entire Americas, I can re-rank instantly.
How I ranked them
Weighted criteria:
-War-winning impact (decisive theaters/campaigns)
-Scale & complexity of command (joint/combined, coalition)
-Operational art & innovation (maneuver, logistics, doctrine)
-Institution-building (creating the forces and systems that win)
-Civil–military leadership & legacy
Top 10 Greatest Generals in American History (including Confederates)
1) George Washington (Revolutionary War)
Why here: Preserved the Continental Army through a war of exhaustion, balanced strategy with political statecraft, coordinated with allies at Yorktown, and set enduring civil–military norms by relinquishing power.
2) Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
Why here: Synchronized multi-theater pressure (with Sherman & others), executed Vicksburg—an operational classic—and pursued a relentless, war-terminating strategy against Lee’s main army.
3) George C. Marshall (World War II)
Why here: Architect of victory as Army Chief of Staff—built a global-force army from a small peacetime base, chose commanders (Eisenhower, Bradley, Patton), and designed the mobilization, training, and logistics that made Allied success possible.
4) Dwight D. Eisenhower (World War II)
Why here: Master coalition commander—North Africa to Normandy to Germany—who coordinated vast joint/combined operations, logistics, and alliance politics to deliver victory in Europe.
5) Robert E. Lee (Civil War — Confederate)
Why here: Exceptional operational/tactical generalship in the Eastern Theater (Second Manassas, Chancellorsville, early Gettysburg maneuver), often outperforming with fewer resources. Strategic limitations and the cause he served temper the overall judgment.
6) William Tecumseh Sherman (Civil War)
Why here: Pioneer of deep operational maneuver/logistics: Atlanta, March to the Sea, Carolinas Campaign—severed Confederate logistics and will, accelerating war termination.
7) John J. Pershing (World War I)
Why here: Built the AEF from scratch, preserved independent American command, and delivered at St. Mihiel and Meuse–Argonne—foundational for the modern U.S. Army’s scale and doctrine.
8) Douglas MacArthur (World War II, Korea)
Why here: Operational audacity (New Guinea campaign, Inchon landing) and consequential postwar governance of Japan; towering, if controversial, civil–military judgment in Korea.
9) George S. Patton (World War II)
Why here: The exemplar of high-tempo combined-arms exploitation—breakout from Normandy, rapid pursuit across France, and relief of Bastogne; exacting logistics discipline underwrote the speed.
10) Winfield Scott (War of 1812, Mexican–American War)
Why here: Professionalized the antebellum Army (drill manuals), executed the Veracruz–Mexico City campaign—an operational masterpiece—and sketched the “Anaconda Plan” that foreshadowed Union grand strategy.
Honorable mentions (by era)
Revolutionary War: Nathanael Greene (brilliant Southern campaign that wore down Cornwallis); Henry Knox (artillery, logistics).
Civil War (Union): George H. Thomas (“Rock of Chickamauga,” decisive at Nashville), Philip H. Sheridan (Shenandoah, cavalry transformation).
Civil War (Confederate): Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson (operational maneuver in the Valley), James Longstreet (corps-level mastery).
World Wars: Omar Bradley (steady Army Group command in NW Europe), H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower architect—if broadening “generalship” to include service-building air leaders).
Korea & Cold War: Matthew Ridgway (turned the war in 1951 through leadership and tactical reform).
Late 20th–21st Century: Norman Schwarzkopf (Desert Storm operational art), David Petraeus (COIN doctrine & surge in Iraq), Colin Powell (strategic doctrine as CJCS—less battlefield command).
Prefer a U.S.-service-only list (no Confederates)?
If we restrict to U.S. service, here’s a clean Top 10 (same criteria):
1. Washington
2. Grant
3. Marshall
4. Eisenhower
5. Sherman
6. Pershing
7. MacArthur
8. Patton
9. Winfield Scott
10. H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower institution-builder)
If you want me to weight pure battlefield generalship more (and institution-building less), I can re-rank—e.g., elevate Lee, Jackson, Thomas, Patton; if you want institutional impact, Marshall and Arnold rise. Which lens fits your class or project best, Harry?
Great question, Harry. “American history” can mean different things, so here’s a clear, assumptions-first take:
Scope assumed: United States generals only, including Confederate officers as historical American generals (but excluding admirals). If you prefer U.S. service only (no Confederates) or want to broaden to the entire Americas, I can re-rank instantly.
How I ranked them
Weighted criteria:
-War-winning impact (decisive theaters/campaigns)
-Scale & complexity of command (joint/combined, coalition)
-Operational art & innovation (maneuver, logistics, doctrine)
-Institution-building (creating the forces and systems that win)
-Civil–military leadership & legacy
Top 10 Greatest Generals in American History (including Confederates)
1) George Washington (Revolutionary War)
Why here: Preserved the Continental Army through a war of exhaustion, balanced strategy with political statecraft, coordinated with allies at Yorktown, and set enduring civil–military norms by relinquishing power.
2) Ulysses S. Grant (Civil War)
Why here: Synchronized multi-theater pressure (with Sherman & others), executed Vicksburg—an operational classic—and pursued a relentless, war-terminating strategy against Lee’s main army.
3) George C. Marshall (World War II)
Why here: Architect of victory as Army Chief of Staff—built a global-force army from a small peacetime base, chose commanders (Eisenhower, Bradley, Patton), and designed the mobilization, training, and logistics that made Allied success possible.
4) Dwight D. Eisenhower (World War II)
Why here: Master coalition commander—North Africa to Normandy to Germany—who coordinated vast joint/combined operations, logistics, and alliance politics to deliver victory in Europe.
5) Robert E. Lee (Civil War — Confederate)
Why here: Exceptional operational/tactical generalship in the Eastern Theater (Second Manassas, Chancellorsville, early Gettysburg maneuver), often outperforming with fewer resources. Strategic limitations and the cause he served temper the overall judgment.
6) William Tecumseh Sherman (Civil War)
Why here: Pioneer of deep operational maneuver/logistics: Atlanta, March to the Sea, Carolinas Campaign—severed Confederate logistics and will, accelerating war termination.
7) John J. Pershing (World War I)
Why here: Built the AEF from scratch, preserved independent American command, and delivered at St. Mihiel and Meuse–Argonne—foundational for the modern U.S. Army’s scale and doctrine.
8) Douglas MacArthur (World War II, Korea)
Why here: Operational audacity (New Guinea campaign, Inchon landing) and consequential postwar governance of Japan; towering, if controversial, civil–military judgment in Korea.
9) George S. Patton (World War II)
Why here: The exemplar of high-tempo combined-arms exploitation—breakout from Normandy, rapid pursuit across France, and relief of Bastogne; exacting logistics discipline underwrote the speed.
10) Winfield Scott (War of 1812, Mexican–American War)
Why here: Professionalized the antebellum Army (drill manuals), executed the Veracruz–Mexico City campaign—an operational masterpiece—and sketched the “Anaconda Plan” that foreshadowed Union grand strategy.
Honorable mentions (by era)
Revolutionary War: Nathanael Greene (brilliant Southern campaign that wore down Cornwallis); Henry Knox (artillery, logistics).
Civil War (Union): George H. Thomas (“Rock of Chickamauga,” decisive at Nashville), Philip H. Sheridan (Shenandoah, cavalry transformation).
Civil War (Confederate): Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson (operational maneuver in the Valley), James Longstreet (corps-level mastery).
World Wars: Omar Bradley (steady Army Group command in NW Europe), H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower architect—if broadening “generalship” to include service-building air leaders).
Korea & Cold War: Matthew Ridgway (turned the war in 1951 through leadership and tactical reform).
Late 20th–21st Century: Norman Schwarzkopf (Desert Storm operational art), David Petraeus (COIN doctrine & surge in Iraq), Colin Powell (strategic doctrine as CJCS—less battlefield command).
Prefer a U.S.-service-only list (no Confederates)?
If we restrict to U.S. service, here’s a clean Top 10 (same criteria):
1. Washington
2. Grant
3. Marshall
4. Eisenhower
5. Sherman
6. Pershing
7. MacArthur
8. Patton
9. Winfield Scott
10. H. H. “Hap” Arnold (airpower institution-builder)
If you want me to weight pure battlefield generalship more (and institution-building less), I can re-rank—e.g., elevate Lee, Jackson, Thomas, Patton; if you want institutional impact, Marshall and Arnold rise. Which lens fits your class or project best, Harry?
re: Can anyone explain what’s wrong with this guy?
Posted by HarryBalzack on 1/28/26 at 2:17 pm to Geekboy
Beans?
Popular
2












