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e to dust off THE BINDER and hand it off to Frank Wilson.


Sadly, by the time the dust settles, this is probably our only option.
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frick all y’all, to be crystal clear.


frick you too, bitch.
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I wish we could count LSU as a ranked win. But they weren’t ranked.


I wish you could count all your fingers and toes, but when you get to the one that’s missing, you freeze up at fo…
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He's a disgusting looking, hillbilly POS


Is it just a coincidence that he had the same haircut as Aaron Hernandez?
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If only BK was ok with being paid in trout fee-lays and boudin balls.


Shoot, I can catch him all the gar he can eat. But since that ain’t working, I’ma go to the kids hospital with a duffle bag and skim a little off the top. Well get dat Baw paid, eventually.
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Can I bet my house that Nick Saban isn’t going to be the next LSU football coach?


I’ll fade that bet. I got $12 and a carton of Winstons.
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We were never getting Kiffin.


We’re not getting any other top coach, either.
Why do these asshats keep push it the Jimbo 76 million narrative? Bjork and Katherine Banks are responsible for that shite.
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It’s time for an A&M-Bama truce


Alabama has been A&M’s favorite team to dickride, since they came to the SEC. I kinda figured y’all always had a truce.
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Y’all have this backwards. If he plans to work again he is going to make 9.5 mil a year no matter what. He has no reason to accept any reduction if he plans to work for the next 6 years either way.


Nah. You got it backwards. If he doesn’t settle, and LSU continues his monthly payments, whatever he gets from his next school will subtracted, or fully cancel out what LSU owes him, depending on the amount.
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Explain to me why Kelly would take a reduced buyout?


Only reason would be if he wants to coach again. Take the lump sum, then it doesn’t matter how much he makes at his next school.
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So the early slide call? That’s what we are expecting everyone to be outraged for us about?


You could add their offensive lineman holding on every fricking play with no call, and the phantom false start, when they couldn’t get LSU for having too many men on the field. There’s tons more.
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It's not always bama and not always against LSU and it pisses me off every time. The GA / Auburn game had the awful call this season as a perfect example. Kirby's phantom TO call is another


It’s 90% for Alabama. I’ve always seen it against us, but a few years ago I saw how Alabama was playing shitty early in the game against South Carolina, and SC was able to move the ball. That is until the refs started throwing obvious bullshite flags to stop their momentum, and give Bama a chance to get their bearings. Alabama ended up winning that game comfortably, but it would’ve been a lot scarier for them, had the refs not interfered the way they did. It was disgraceful then, and nothing has changed.
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Excuse the delay, the referee’s arm was cramping up from having to throw his flag at all the false start penalties by LSU.


Like the phantom false start they threw, when they realized they couldn’t get LSU for having too many players on the field? Shut up and put your dress back on, Sally.
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What about them counting the players and when they couldn’t pin that on LSU, they decided to call illegal motion.


That was the biggest joke of the night, and then they called contact to the face, against our defense, while completely ignoring the offensive lineman holding. It’s embarrassing as a conference how blatantly bad that shite was, tonight.
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His CEO style of coaching (absentee) was over reliant on his coordinators, and he hired some ineffective ones.


Ineffective is putting it mildly. He killed any shot of success, when he let Denbrock get away, and promoted Sloan. Sloan was already highly unqualified, but he even regressed as a QB coach this year. Complete waste of space.
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If you saw my wife you would fap blisters on that micropeen.


It’s time to put the cards on the table.

re: For LSU and Bama fans

Posted by TigerScorpion on 11/5/25 at 8:05 pm to
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How bad tf will you melt/rejoice if somehow (which won't happen because there's zero chance) LSU beats Bama this weekend?


I really don’t care either way. Sad state of affairs we’ve gotten ourselves into.

Edit: I do care. I don’t want us to win, because that would give some of the dumber members of our fan base some hope. Hope is a dangerous thing.
This is all going on in your personal life. Isn’t it? You’re hoping your Ol lady stops ho’ing around on you? Errrbody knows you can’t make a ho into a housewife.
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since Saban left, the program is settling back to the mean


I actually agree with this. I’ve loved LSU since I was a small tot, because it was the home team, but I’m old enough to have seen what the team was pre-Saban. Some decent/ good years, mixed in with some not so good years. There’s a large generation that only knows Saban and afterwards. These are the ones that can’t fathom LSU being anything other than championship contenders. Even under Les Miles, you always felt like they had a chance against anybody. But who knows? This is a new era for college football. I think when the dust settles, the few schools that can afford to pay the most, year in- year out, will be the perineal contenders, with a lot of “also rans” slipping into the 32 team CFP ever couple years or so.