TigerScorpion
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Mississippi |
| Biography: | |
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| Occupation: | Heist organizer |
| Number of Posts: | 1814 |
| Registered on: | 8/3/2018 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: I ran into a LSU alum today
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/27/25 at 11:10 am to DownSouthJukin
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I ran into a LSU alum today
He was at the local country club. He was drunk as shite. He had pissed himself and smelled like he hadn’t showered in 3 days. He asked me how life was. I told him better since LSU took Lane Kiffin off of our hands. He then stumbled back outside to finish parking the rental carts and to go pick up range balls.
I'm glad that, as the head custodian, you had enough pull to get your old man a job. Times are tough these days.
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re: When is LSU's crummy bowl game?
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/27/25 at 11:04 am to ReauxlTide222
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Yeah we need to stop talking about football here! How dare this guy
Can you stop blowing goats while you're at it?
re: Everybody forgetting why we have this shitty playoffs format
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/26/25 at 1:53 pm to theballguy
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Oh I do. Mostly LSU fans.
Not me. I absolutely think the best two teams were in the national championship. And if my fellow LSU fans are honest with themselves, they’d say that LSU had a horseshoe up their collective arse, the night of the 9-6 game.
re: Christmas Trivia: Teams with 51+ Wins Since 2021?
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/26/25 at 1:47 pm to supersaints9
I wish I could upvote this 10 times! :lol:
re: Since 2000 only 4 SEC programs have won multiple NCs
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/26/25 at 1:43 pm to magildachunks
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Are you really a doctor?
Hell no, he’s not. He just dresses up like one, when we go in, to rob the children’s cancer wards.
re: What was your worst coaching hire all time. ?
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/24/25 at 6:05 pm to Zgeo
Definitely Mike Hunt
re: Can we just clear the air
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/24/25 at 10:17 am to RTRnFlorida
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They don’t even have tigers in Louisiana
And I guess Alabama is just full of elephants… Dumbass. :lol:
re: The difference between Kiffin and other SEC coaches
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/24/25 at 8:52 am to VolSquatch
You can’t even troll right. :lol:
re: 4 head coach hires Michigan still must avoid at all costs
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/23/25 at 4:53 pm to ukraine_rebel
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Actually Brian Kelly might not be a bad choice, available, down the list a little bit with a few years left in him, and would have nothing to lose by giving it a go.
Yeah, maybe he would take it seriously. Who knows? :confused:
re: SEC programs with a 15 win season in any era.
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/23/25 at 4:47 pm to 14&Counting
I used to bang this chick when I lived in Carrollton. :cheers:
re: Aggie haters only. How did you feel watching their 11-0 run?
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/23/25 at 5:55 am to off_season
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Seems to be the Louisiana station in life lately.
Well, I can’t wait to slap you pussies around, again.
re: So Missouri now has as many NFL teams as Arkansas
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 10:21 pm to Porker Face
Missouri folks just don’t seem tough enough to fight to keep something they love.
re: Aggie haters only. How did you feel watching their 11-0 run?
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 9:33 pm to off_season
Not an Aggie hater, but it did suck to get beat the frick up by them, again, this year.
re: Can we just clear the air
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 9:32 pm to Tammany Tom
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You’ve got to be the same person as CajunBama & CaptDalton.
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NitroExpress
Go ahead and add this shitbag to that list.
re: Lane Kiffin Is Going To Destroy Alabama
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 8:53 pm to captdalton
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The year is 2014. Alabama has just hired Lane Kiffin as offensive coordinator. LSU fans shout that Alabama football is done. Lane Kiffin is not cut out for the SEC. Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. They spike the football. They dance in the streets. They celebrate their upcoming run as the top program in the SEC and all the national championships to come. Fast forward to 2025. Alabama football is finished. Lane Kiffin is going to destroy Alabama. LSU fans celebrate all the national championships to come.
You need to calm down, Elizabeth.
re: The Golding Effect on Ole Miss
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 8:50 pm to YieldDawg
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I’m not on Ole Miss’ side I just have absolutely zero respect for Lane Kiffin.
Why?
re: Hey LSU
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 5:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nah Baw. I’m hitting a couple more nursing homes and the Ochsner’s cancer ward tonight. We be a’ight.
re: The Golding Effect on Ole Miss
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 12:00 pm to ColtTiger247
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When did bama fans start deep throating Golding?
That's just their trans-girl Elizabeth. "she" deepthroats errrbody.
re: LSU fans can post their feels ITT
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 10:12 am to Pettifogger
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But, I'd love an LSU melt if it's on the menu, so by all means LSU, proceed.
Only ones melting will be you baws, after the adrenaline rush of being in the playoff is over, and reality starts to set in. The Matt Luke years are your new reality. :lol:
re: LSU paired up against a city college in Kinder Bowl. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 9:47 am to SemperFiDawg
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mudcat and nutria
Don’t knock it, till you try it. :lol:
re: Sooner depression is on the rise
Posted by TigerScorpion on 12/22/25 at 6:34 am to Crimson Wraith
Is that you, Pate? :lol:
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