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I can't believe Lane broke out "The Claw" during the first practice period

Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:14 pm
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:14 pm
Its usually later in practice when he starts checking his booty

Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
2400 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:15 pm to
Is this something you found or did you watch an entire practice video and pause it here?

That to me is more interesting and sad than Lane scratching his arse on a hot field.
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
175 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:17 pm to
13 million a year he'd better scratch his arse
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19580 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 4:32 pm to
This is such a fricking weird thread

Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

This is such a fricking weird thread



Not as weird as a multi millionaire running around with chronic arse itch.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2369 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
Yeah, you probably should’ve kept this one to yourself.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15500 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
How can anyone read threads like this and not believe Lane Kiffin to LSU has broken the SEC Rant.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72990 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

How can anyone read threads like this and not believe Lane Kiffin to LSU has broken the SEC Rant.


We've literally got folks scouring LSU's practice footage to catch Lane scratching his arse.

The obsession is absolutely insane.

Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:41 pm to
New Jersey patch NIL deal
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25296 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:46 pm to
Maybe the gerbil was trying to escape.
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Maybe the gerbil was trying to escape.


He graduated to nutria
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
273 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:01 pm to
You LSU fans holler people are obsessed with Lane Kiffin.

Then we get a thread.

BREAKING NEWS: Lane Kiffin scratches his arse.


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72990 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

You LSU fans holler people are obsessed with Lane Kiffin.

Then we get a thread.

BREAKING NEWS: Lane Kiffin scratches his arse.



Did you consider the possibility that OP isn't an LSU fan?


Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
273 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:09 pm to
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Did you consider the possibility that OP isn't an LSU fan?

You're right.

If an LSU fan had made the thread the title would be.

"Lane Kiffin is scratching his arse...he is so dreamy"

My bad. Carry on.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72990 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

You're right.


Of course I am.
Posted by Ferriday AF
Horn Island
Member since Jul 2023
624 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:13 pm to
go to bed with an itchy butt...


wake up with sticky fingers...
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
273 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

You're right.
quote:

Of course I am.
You're also an idiot.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72990 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:17 pm to
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You're also an idiot. 


Maybe.

But you also thought OP was an LSU fan, so your identification skills are questionable, at best.
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2838 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:18 pm to
What is bad he does it sometimes then sticks them in mouth to do his famous whistle.
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