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Doritos on the ground, Texas wins the SEC

Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
11268 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:02 pm
As much as I hate it - Texas wins the SEC this year. They return a stout defense and made huge upgrades to fill in their prior year deficiencies on offense. They now have the best WR in the conference and TWO million dollar RBs to complement Arch.

TBD how they do in the playoffs, but they’re SEC champs.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
13914 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4258 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:08 pm to
Bama, Georgia, Florida, LSU, Tennessee, and Auburn:

Welcome to the Big 7.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
11911 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

As much as I hate it - Texas wins the SEC this year. They return a stout defense and made huge upgrades to fill in their prior year deficiencies on offense. They now have the best WR in the conference and TWO million dollar RBs to complement Arch.

TBD how they do in the playoffs, but they’re SEC champs.
All this before even one down has been played, Put down the vape pin and go check into rehab.....frick you have to be on drugs
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9217 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:12 pm to
Oh ohh....it's an omen !

Doritos on the ground... they taste so earthy !

Dirt Burglars ! Land Thieves ! Oklahoma is gonna win it all ! Not Texas !






Clever Projectpat ! Good job !














( sorry sorry, bored at work, sorry )
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
11268 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by TX Tea
Member since Sep 2023
909 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Chip82
Athens, Georgia
Member since Jan 2023
2153 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

....but they’re SEC champs.



The SEC will be won in the trenches.

Not sure why as an Aggie fan you are hyping Texas over Georgia.


Georgia is currently at +290 to win the SEC on FanDuel.

Texas is currently at +330 to win the SEC on FanDuel..

ESPN has Georgia at +260.

ESPN has Texas at + 310.

To proclaim Texas as a done deal at this point is a bit of a stretch.

Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
11268 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:44 pm to
Obviously not a done deal, just saying if I had to put my Fritos on this today, it’d be Texas.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
5820 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
13033 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:52 pm to
You’re right. Stacked roster.

It’s criminal that Texas is ranked #4 preseason.
Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
2560 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Texas wins the SEC


Good pick
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51515 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Doritos on the ground

Are you trying to entice one of us to bend over and pick them up or something? We're not falling for your homosexual fantasy tricks.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
11268 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Are you trying to entice one of us to bend over and pick them up or something? We're not falling for your homosexual fantasy tricks.


Seems like that’s what you want it to be.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
9046 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 5:29 pm to
Goddamn mess in here. Goddamn chips all over the goddamn place.

Goddamn slobs.
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 6:59 pm
Posted by ZZTOP
Member since Jul 2026
121 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 5:32 pm to
And they'll still lose to Ohio State, again
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62857 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Welcome to the Big 7.


#1 B1G is for Yankee sucks on the other side of the O HI O Ocean

#2 Since the 1920's (when the SIAA and SoCon were bigger) it has always been The Six.

It is the best SIX in the SIAA / SoCon / SEC. Maybe Utx can get there but they have no Natty hardware as a SEC member, and they still have a losing record to Vanderbilt.

"All Hat, No Cattle"
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1431 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 5:59 pm to
Your jinx is weak
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
3428 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:13 pm to
Nope. Sark's shitty offense will keep us from winning anything that matters.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29567 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 6:23 pm to
Doritoes on the ground? Do not think I have heard that metaphor before.
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