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Auburn Fan Claims His Cow Birthed Calf With An Alabama Logo On It

by Larry Leo

October 24, 201720 Comments

John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with the Alabama "A" logo on it...

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Josh tells us the cow is located on an undisclosed farm in St. Florian, Alabama. For those of you not familiar with Alabama, St. Florian is just north of Florence and Muscle Shoals. We’re talking about 130 miles due north of Tuscaloosa. The only logical thing to do here is for the university to buy the Bama cow from Auburn fan before he has it slaughtered and turned into burgers.

Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born.

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dbeck•91 months

Finally, a farm animal even Auburn fans won't frick.

Tiger1242•91 months

Now THIS should win post of the year

olgoi khorkhoi•91 months

Not the first heifer I've seen sporting that logo.

LSUAlum2001•91 months

A scarlet letter for inbreeding?

CNB•91 months

Does he have Parkinson's?

Giantkiller•91 months

"Claims His Cow Gave Birthed Calf" Put down the booze, Larry.

justausedcarguy•91 months

Always in their heads..

Tiger Vision•91 months

Some Gump impregnated an Auburn cow. Typical weekend in Alabama. Nothing to see here.

Chiefagain•91 months

How hard is it to focus an automatic focus camera?

RECConspiracy•91 months

"Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born." Knowing how superstitious some fans are, I bet the Auburn fan turns it into veal cutlet before too long.

km•91 months

what have them gumpers been up to?

Broadside Bob•91 months

Mark of the Beast.

Ace Midnight•91 months

As foretold in the prophecy ...

wayup•91 months

calf will wind up with the same number of UA degrees as most of their fanbase

19•91 months

Well...there it is. :lol:

TigerSpray•91 months

Could be Arkansas beef.