It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with t
John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports
It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with the Alabama "A" logo on it...

Per Busted Coverage...
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Josh tells us the cow is located on an undisclosed farm in St. Florian, Alabama. For those of you not familiar with Alabama, St. Florian is just north of Florence and Muscle Shoals. We’re talking about 130 miles due north of Tuscaloosa. The only logical thing to do here is for the university to buy the Bama cow from Auburn fan before he has it slaughtered and turned into burgers.

Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born.
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Uh-oh. Either the virus is in the water or it's mutated and airborne now. Goddamn CDC is worthless.
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calf will wind up with the same number of UA degrees as most of their fanbase
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Well...there it is. :lol:
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Could be Arkansas beef.
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km
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what have them gumpers been up to?
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Just a normal day in backwoods alabama
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I would slaughter and eat that mofo
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How hard is it to focus an automatic focus camera?
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Some Gump impregnated an Auburn cow. Typical weekend in Alabama. Nothing to see here.
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Mark of the Beast.
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As foretold in the prophecy ...
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Not the first heifer I've seen sporting that logo.
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Blue Grass Miracle, 2002 Cam Robinson remains eligible, 2016 Cow born with too much bama in him, 2017 That's three. Saban is ready to be canonized.
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Finally, a farm animal even Auburn fans won't frick.
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Now THIS should win post of the year
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"Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born." Knowing how superstitious some fans are, I bet the Auburn fan turns it into veal cutlet before too long.
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"Claims His Cow Gave Birthed Calf" Put down the booze, Larry.
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A scarlet letter for inbreeding?
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Always in their heads..
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CNB
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Does he have Parkinson's?
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