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Auburn Fan Claims His Cow Birthed Calf With An Alabama Logo On It

by Larry Leo

October 24, 201720 Comments

John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with the Alabama "A" logo on it...

Per Busted Coverage...

quote:
Josh tells us the cow is located on an undisclosed farm in St. Florian, Alabama. For those of you not familiar with Alabama, St. Florian is just north of Florence and Muscle Shoals. We’re talking about 130 miles due north of Tuscaloosa. The only logical thing to do here is for the university to buy the Bama cow from Auburn fan before he has it slaughtered and turned into burgers.

Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born.

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Uh-oh. Either the virus is in the water or it's mutated and airborne now. Goddamn CDC is worthless.

Reply•67 months

wayup

calf will wind up with the same number of UA degrees as most of their fanbase

Reply•67 months

Well...there it is. :lol:

67 months

TigerSpray

Could be Arkansas beef.

Reply•67 months

what have them gumpers been up to?

Reply•67 months

DVinBR

Just a normal day in backwoods alabama

Reply•67 months

tigersownall

I would slaughter and eat that mofo

Reply•67 months

Chiefagain

How hard is it to focus an automatic focus camera?

Reply•67 months

Tiger Vision

Some Gump impregnated an Auburn cow. Typical weekend in Alabama. Nothing to see here.

Reply•67 months

Broadside Bob

Mark of the Beast.

Reply•67 months

Ace Midnight

As foretold in the prophecy ...

67 months

olgoi khorkhoi

Not the first heifer I've seen sporting that logo.

Reply•67 months

SidetrackSilvera

Blue Grass Miracle, 2002 Cam Robinson remains eligible, 2016 Cow born with too much bama in him, 2017 That's three. Saban is ready to be canonized.

Reply•67 months

dbeck

Finally, a farm animal even Auburn fans won't frick.

Reply•67 months

Tiger1242

Now THIS should win post of the year

67 months

RECConspiracy

"Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born." Knowing how superstitious some fans are, I bet the Auburn fan turns it into veal cutlet before too long.

Reply•67 months

Giantkiller

"Claims His Cow Gave Birthed Calf" Put down the booze, Larry.

Reply•67 months

LSUAlum2001

A scarlet letter for inbreeding?

Reply•67 months

justausedcarguy

Always in their heads..

Reply•67 months

CNB

Does he have Parkinson's?