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It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with t
John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports
It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with the Alabama "A" logo on it...
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Josh tells us the cow is located on an undisclosed farm in St. Florian, Alabama. For those of you not familiar with Alabama, St. Florian is just north of Florence and Muscle Shoals. We’re talking about 130 miles due north of Tuscaloosa. The only logical thing to do here is for the university to buy the Bama cow from Auburn fan before he has it slaughtered and turned into burgers.

Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born.
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1979 months
Uh-oh. Either the virus is in the water or it's mutated and airborne now. Goddamn CDC is worthless.
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wayup79 months
calf will wind up with the same number of UA degrees as most of their fanbase
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1979 months
Well...there it is. :lol:
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TigerSpray79 months
Could be Arkansas beef.
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km79 months
what have them gumpers been up to?
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DVinBR79 months
Just a normal day in backwoods alabama
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tigersownall79 months
I would slaughter and eat that mofo
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Chiefagain79 months
How hard is it to focus an automatic focus camera?
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Tiger Vision79 months
Some Gump impregnated an Auburn cow. Typical weekend in Alabama. Nothing to see here.
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Broadside Bob79 months
Mark of the Beast.
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Ace Midnight79 months
As foretold in the prophecy ...
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olgoi khorkhoi79 months
Not the first heifer I've seen sporting that logo.
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SidetrackSilvera79 months
Blue Grass Miracle, 2002 Cam Robinson remains eligible, 2016 Cow born with too much bama in him, 2017 That's three. Saban is ready to be canonized.
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dbeck79 months
Finally, a farm animal even Auburn fans won't frick.
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Tiger124279 months
Now THIS should win post of the year
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RECConspiracy79 months
"Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born." Knowing how superstitious some fans are, I bet the Auburn fan turns it into veal cutlet before too long.
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Giantkiller79 months
"Claims His Cow Gave Birthed Calf" Put down the booze, Larry.
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LSUAlum200179 months
A scarlet letter for inbreeding?
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justausedcarguy79 months
Always in their heads..
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CNB79 months
Does he have Parkinson's?
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