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Auburn Fan Claims His Cow Birthed Calf With An Alabama Logo On It

by Larry Leo

October 24, 201720 Comments

John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

It doesn't get more SEC than this, folks. This Auburn fan claims his cow gave birth to a calf with the Alabama "A" logo on it...

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Josh tells us the cow is located on an undisclosed farm in St. Florian, Alabama. For those of you not familiar with Alabama, St. Florian is just north of Florence and Muscle Shoals. We’re talking about 130 miles due north of Tuscaloosa. The only logical thing to do here is for the university to buy the Bama cow from Auburn fan before he has it slaughtered and turned into burgers.

Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born.

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CNB•90 months

Does he have Parkinson's?

justausedcarguy•90 months

Always in their heads..

LSUAlum2001•90 months

A scarlet letter for inbreeding?

Giantkiller•90 months

"Claims His Cow Gave Birthed Calf" Put down the booze, Larry.

RECConspiracy•90 months

"Bama is 2-0 and has outscored opponents 86-16 since the calf was born." Knowing how superstitious some fans are, I bet the Auburn fan turns it into veal cutlet before too long.

dbeck•90 months

Finally, a farm animal even Auburn fans won't frick.

Tiger1242•90 months

Now THIS should win post of the year

SidetrackSilvera•90 months

Blue Grass Miracle, 2002 Cam Robinson remains eligible, 2016 Cow born with too much bama in him, 2017 That's three. Saban is ready to be canonized.

olgoi khorkhoi•90 months

Not the first heifer I've seen sporting that logo.

Broadside Bob•90 months

Mark of the Beast.

Ace Midnight•90 months

As foretold in the prophecy ...