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HAPPY 2016, ARKMATES!!!!
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:03 am
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:03 am
Let's make it a good one, all y'all scalawags 
Thanks for keeping this place awesome to read and easy to mod. Have a safe and prosperous new year!!!
Gig 'Em and BTHOerrbody
Thanks for keeping this place awesome to read and easy to mod. Have a safe and prosperous new year!!!
Gig 'Em and BTHOerrbody
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Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:09 am to TbirdSpur2010
Can't talk now, busy getting the wife drunk in hopes of New Years naughty time.
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:12 am to Roger Klarvin
It's still 2015 for another 90 minutes here
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:13 am to TbirdSpur2010
Happy New Years!
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:13 am to TbirdSpur2010
Hello from 2015!
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:16 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:17 am to Mars United
Got almost two hours left here on the best coast, but happy arbitrary new years wherever y'all may be Be safe!
Be safe!
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:31 am to TbirdSpur2010
Health, wealth and wisdom to y'all. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:00 am to TbirdSpur2010
Happy New Year's!
Posted on 1/1/16 at 1:50 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:06 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 7:16 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 8:40 am to Roger Klarvin
ah, the "getting the wife drunk for naughty time"....
a fantasy in most realities.
You see, there is a razor thin line of when x meets y and the jump zone is good to go.
Many times this plan is set in motion at a party and if you attempt to exfil when the lamp is green, you get the wife wanting to stay longer with her friends and WOOOOOOO to every Maroon Five song that happens to play. Sure, she's having fun and giving you that look, but it's a farce. Between WOOOOS, mildly suggestive pictures she takes with her attractive friends, and that wink/passing squeeze she gives you allowing you to THINK it's gonna be go time, SHE'S BEING WILDLY OVERSERVED.
Shots, jello shots, cocktails all are taking their toll. You and your bride walk to the car, she's feeling frisky and sits down for the ride home.
You are supremely sure you are going to romp as if you are exploring previously uncharted territory because she's handsy and giggly in all the right ways.
Then nothing. She's passed out asleep. Worse yet, you have to extricate her form the car in the garage and then prep her for bed. Once in bed, she puts that dreaded foot on the floor "to stop the room from spinning" and then minutes later she's having a conversation with the toilet in some alien language.
Thus endith your night.
I've been there at one time or another, Ark, and I suspect you have too.
Cheers gents and ladies.
Stay frosty, and Happy New Year!
a fantasy in most realities.
You see, there is a razor thin line of when x meets y and the jump zone is good to go.
Many times this plan is set in motion at a party and if you attempt to exfil when the lamp is green, you get the wife wanting to stay longer with her friends and WOOOOOOO to every Maroon Five song that happens to play. Sure, she's having fun and giving you that look, but it's a farce. Between WOOOOS, mildly suggestive pictures she takes with her attractive friends, and that wink/passing squeeze she gives you allowing you to THINK it's gonna be go time, SHE'S BEING WILDLY OVERSERVED.
Shots, jello shots, cocktails all are taking their toll. You and your bride walk to the car, she's feeling frisky and sits down for the ride home.
You are supremely sure you are going to romp as if you are exploring previously uncharted territory because she's handsy and giggly in all the right ways.
Then nothing. She's passed out asleep. Worse yet, you have to extricate her form the car in the garage and then prep her for bed. Once in bed, she puts that dreaded foot on the floor "to stop the room from spinning" and then minutes later she's having a conversation with the toilet in some alien language.
Thus endith your night.
I've been there at one time or another, Ark, and I suspect you have too.
Cheers gents and ladies.
Stay frosty, and Happy New Year!
This post was edited on 1/1/16 at 8:43 am
Posted on 1/1/16 at 8:42 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 9:04 am to Jobu93
It's like you've been watching my life Jobu! 
Posted on 1/1/16 at 9:12 am to rugbyag
we are all grizzzled veterans of it. 
Posted on 1/1/16 at 10:12 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/1/16 at 10:22 am to TbirdSpur2010
Happy New Year frickers. I'm stuck in Port Arthur for another week or so, so get shite faced and slap her arse once for me.
Posted on 1/1/16 at 11:01 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/1/16 at 11:13 am to TbirdSpur2010
Cooked breakfast for the zombies since I can't sleep in anymore. Hope everyone stayed safe.
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