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re: Zach Calzone with cringiest video of 2025 so far

Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:50 am to
Posted by Demosthenian
Zetto, Granite Bowl, & points btwn
Member since Sep 2021
754 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:50 am to
quote:

It’s not even cool to act ghetto like that anymore.
Anymore?


Anymore????
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
1087 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:51 am to
Early 2000's Stans

Eminem converted rednecks into gangster wannabes overnight
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
6555 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:00 am to
Does he ditch the accent when he isn't around people?
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3293 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:04 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34869 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Why do all former Aggy QBs talk like incoherent ghetto wannabes?



Because they don't stay long enough to get straightened out.

Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
16563 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Why do all former Aggy QBs talk like incoherent ghetto wannabes?


They date black men??

White chicks that love the dark meat do the same.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52845 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

That’s Auburn and Kentucky’s QB.


That bitch has the exact same AU stats as me.
Posted by Red_and_black
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2014
527 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 12:32 pm to
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Wow. 24 years old too huh. Dude's going places.


Its unreal how anybody over 16 would be dumb enough to post something like this. About 200 thugs and several pros have mapped this idiot for an easy score.

How can anybody be this debased and stupid.
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88310 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Anymore? Anymore????
I hear you

But yeah, it was acceptable in the early 2000s.

It’s really, REALLY lame now. For many reasons.
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
8085 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 12:38 pm to
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Who’s Garrett? His boyfriend?


Gayrrett brought the lube.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2888 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 12:47 pm to
Or at least will be paid a visit from the IRS. Dumbass
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3293 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8506 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 1:42 pm to
Whoever “Jared” is:

1) I honestly don’t recall hearing Zach being mentioned too often at all, much less “getting brutalized”.

2) “Clapping back” - I’m an old fart and even I know that phrase had its 15 minutes a few years back.

3) Playing with your $100 bills like your in some 2000s-era knock-off rap video is “keeping positive energy” to a “hater”?

Lol, sure.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3904 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 2:19 pm to
Kentucky set itself up to be robbed by this idiot , of
around $1.25 million. Calzada started the first
two games , played horribly , benched and hasn't seen the
field since......but wants you to know , he got dat money ,
you don't , so go gitche some. Now that he has the word out he carries
that kind of jack , or at least leaves the impression , I'd be
real cautious who's walking up behind me.
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
2884 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 2:28 pm to
How do you watch this guy play then meet him and still decide to pay him to be a part of your team. I wouldn’t let him carry a clipboard. I guess that’s why you are Kentucky
Posted by junkyarddawg3
Metro ATL
Member since Nov 2015
613 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 2:29 pm to
Well, that's sad.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
60841 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
3971 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 4:54 pm to
Stoops could win back a lot of goodwill from the fans if he cut him immediately.

There is absolutely no way having a immature douchebag like that on the team helps you win
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20131 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Aggy
quote:

straightened out.

Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20373 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 6:03 pm to
I’m gonna guarantee that this idiot ends up broke, buck nekkid in a ditch, found by the cops and booked within 2 years for young male sexual harassment
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