Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Shitlingthorpe, UK
Biography:No sordid details ? I got no biography !
Interests:Collect polo balls
Occupation:Grease wheel bearings on donkey carts (wooden only)
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Registered on:7/8/2009
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Fun is fun but seriously it's not nice to portray
normal abnormalities in Louisiana. For years , many
Louisianians are born with six fingers on the
left hand. Those of us with respectable civility do not depict , stare ,
point , or say something like , there goes another
fricking six-fingered LSU a-hole.


re: Saban & Alabama Were Very Lucky

Posted by BamaRoo on 12/24/25 at 4:41 pm to
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And you 100% wouldn't have been born if your mom wasn't a filthy whore.

Worst hire---Mike Price
Worst chicken shite hire--Dennis Franchione
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The problem was Kentucky

No , it was both. Calipari was obviously fatigued
at Kentucky and the fan rumblings were numerous.
He needed what we all need occasionally , a kick in the arse ,
a new challenge , new environment.
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the earth is 4,500,000,000 years old. Alabama has made the playoffs as many times this year as LSU has made the playoffs in the last 4.5 billion years.

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a traditional dish I might smell at a tailgate?

Keep your nostrils sniffing for lamb nuts. Supposed to be a real
delicacy in Oklahoma , where you can get them grilled
or fried.


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They were buying cleaning supplies and thought they scanned everything.

Can't stop giggling over the great cleaning supply bust story.
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The era of Alabama being able to cheat better than anybody else is over

Unfortunately , it appears the era of idiots will never end.

Lane Burns It Down/ Sec Shorts

Posted by BamaRoo on 12/1/25 at 12:26 pm
Good one. Covers a lot of ground in under six minutes.
Even Vandy Pimp Jumps In
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using God as an out

Honestly , first thing came into my mind when kiffin
said he would call Saban for advice was , it's a
trap Nick , you could be the fall guy if even implying LSU
might be a good move.

re: Well, dick eating Kiffin

Posted by BamaRoo on 11/30/25 at 10:34 pm to
Don't know about all this shite talking but I do know
I'm looking forward to when Kiffin sticks his greasy
arse into Vaught-Hemingway next season.
Boooo & frick You !
.

re: Complete pandemonium

Posted by BamaRoo on 11/30/25 at 9:32 pm to
Depressed & anger for Ole Miss fans as Kiffin
skates out of Oxford.


Depression & anger & rioting for Vol fans
as Kiffin skates out of Knoxville


Anger at Alabama as Kiffin leaves a week before
NC game in messy departure.


re: Lane Kiffin statement

Posted by BamaRoo on 11/30/25 at 2:49 pm to
Kiffin and Jimmy Sexton say frick you Ole Miss .....
Jimmy adds , if not already , I'll be happy to represent your
new coach.

Here's another fascinating story from the
website.
Oklahoma Signs New QB
I don't wish to get political but Russia is not
communist , it is ruled by one man , an absolute ruler
who controls everything and a tyrannical war criminal
and psychopath to whom Trump is attracted.
Alex Golesh and family left Moscow when he was seven
and for anyone really interested in Golesh's history , here's a
good read.
From Russia With Love
However , since they didn't catch Kelly in the closet
with Hunter Biden , even the village idiot could see a fired
without cause coming.
While it's caviar and French Duck a L'Orange for
Kelly , Scott "Money Bags" Woodward didn't do too badly
for himself. Peanuts compared to Kelly's haul , Woodward
got about $ 6-and-a-half million to go away from LSU.

re: The teams we should cheer for to win

Posted by BamaRoo on 11/26/25 at 5:08 pm to
Why not eat a couple of raw buckeyes to show your
spirit , instead of handing out advice on who to cheer for
in another conference.

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Is Golden Corral open at midnight?

Waffle House 24/7 . Often includes entertainment with
your stack of pancakes , sausage and buttered biscuits.
Custom designed for Elko.
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Have fun with Kiffin, Gators or Tigers. He's a piece of shite.

--Kiffin left Tennessee high & dry in January for
his USC dream job. Students riot on campus.
--Kiffin fired from USC at 3 a.m. when team plane lands.
--Kiffin leaves Alabama as OC one week before national championship
game. Whether Saban told Kiffin to get the hell out or Kiffin
skated on his own , it was messy and could have cost Bama an NC.
--Kiffin hanging Ole Miss out to dry (with a shot at the NC)
is beyond shitty.