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re: Your too soon 2026 takes
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:08 pm to Galloglaich
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:08 pm to Galloglaich
Big Ten wins the natty again as SEC continues to fall flat on its face in the playoffs
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Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:20 pm to Galloglaich
Sark
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:22 pm to Galloglaich
FL will make waves this season and not be a bottom dweller
LSU will win 9 games
Alabama will win around 9-10 games but won't win the conference
UGA storms back this season to win the conference
OU who knows - their QB isn't solid despite past praise.
LSU will win 9 games
Alabama will win around 9-10 games but won't win the conference
UGA storms back this season to win the conference
OU who knows - their QB isn't solid despite past praise.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:23 pm to Galloglaich
Note Dame sucks!
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Was this a big problem at prior stops or something?
Not entirely, but also wasn’t throwing $85m at a roster and staff previously either
Posted on 4/9/26 at 1:55 pm to Galloglaich
No big ten team in the natty
Posted on 4/9/26 at 2:01 pm to Galloglaich
Lane wins a playoff game for the second year in a row.
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 4/9/26 at 2:49 pm to Galloglaich
Ole Miss wins the Kiffin Bowl by 3 TDs but loses the next week in the Swamp. Ole Miss fights for another playoff spot but loses a late game at Oklahoma to fall short.
Jeff Lebby is fired midseason after State starts 1-7. Arnett is named interim coach and State wins three straight (Vanderbilt, Auburn and Tennessee Tech) and gives Ole Miss a game to finish 4-8. State makes a surprisingly good hire.
Jeff Lebby is fired midseason after State starts 1-7. Arnett is named interim coach and State wins three straight (Vanderbilt, Auburn and Tennessee Tech) and gives Ole Miss a game to finish 4-8. State makes a surprisingly good hire.
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 4/9/26 at 2:52 pm to Galloglaich
Ole Miss wins a stinker of a game against Kiffin in September, but LSU has the better overall season. Only 3 SEC teams in the playoffs. A&M comes back to earth a bit compared to last season due to harder schedule. I think UTx beats the Buckeyes early on.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:17 pm to Galloglaich
UF goes 4-8
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:20 pm to Projectpat
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Kiffin hits the ground running with top flight talent and wins the natty with LSU
LSU will go 8-4 and claim it’s a success
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:31 pm to Galloglaich
Kiffin gets caught in the back room of the local hot yoga shop with an 17 year old girl, he thought she was 18 according to her state issued ID that he verified, blitzed out of their minds on Tipsy Blackberry Wine Spritzer.
During his subsequent arrest, the girl said he slid right up in her DM's and he always wanted her to call him Big Yoga Daddy, which she did several times in front of the police when begging them not to arrest him.
Kiffin's only response was "Laissez les bons temps rouler, motherfrickers, Go Tigers!".
DeBoer wins 18 regular season games. His
Tide team was so good they beat some teams twice just for the hell of it and to teach a lesson. Downside to the season was the black hoodie, never washed, caused a severe skin rash that doesn't seem to ever want to go away.
Sarkisian did a tell-all interview and the main takeaway was that without black women to dress him, he doesn't feel like he still has the same edge he used to have.
Pete Golding said although he was technically a coonass from Hammond, Louisiana, even though his name didn't attest to that fact, he never liked the food and could actually live on whiskey and no food at all for weeks at a time.
Ryan Silverfield told several associates that he was kind of attracted to the rather sexy tits on Sam Pittman and was thinking about hiring him as a special offensive line assistant helper at large.
During his subsequent arrest, the girl said he slid right up in her DM's and he always wanted her to call him Big Yoga Daddy, which she did several times in front of the police when begging them not to arrest him.
Kiffin's only response was "Laissez les bons temps rouler, motherfrickers, Go Tigers!".
DeBoer wins 18 regular season games. His
Tide team was so good they beat some teams twice just for the hell of it and to teach a lesson. Downside to the season was the black hoodie, never washed, caused a severe skin rash that doesn't seem to ever want to go away.
Sarkisian did a tell-all interview and the main takeaway was that without black women to dress him, he doesn't feel like he still has the same edge he used to have.
Pete Golding said although he was technically a coonass from Hammond, Louisiana, even though his name didn't attest to that fact, he never liked the food and could actually live on whiskey and no food at all for weeks at a time.
Ryan Silverfield told several associates that he was kind of attracted to the rather sexy tits on Sam Pittman and was thinking about hiring him as a special offensive line assistant helper at large.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:31 pm to Galloglaich
Alabama finishes in the top 4 in rushing in the SEC
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:32 pm to anc
quote:This is actually realistic
Ole Miss wins the Kiffin Bowl by 3 TDs but loses the next week in the Swamp. Ole Miss fights for another playoff spot but loses a late game at Oklahoma to fall short.
Jeff Lebby is fired midseason after State starts 1-7. Arnett is named interim coach and State wins three straight (Vanderbilt, Auburn and Tennessee Tech) and gives Ole Miss a game to finish 4-8. State makes a surprisingly good hire.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:37 pm to Galloglaich
Ags throw House Party 2 in Tiger Stadium in front of hundreds of LSU fans.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 3:49 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Alabama finishes in the top 4 in rushing in the SEC
Strangely, and sadly, this may be the most outlandish prediction of the entire thread.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 4:25 pm to Galloglaich
Alabama makes the playoffs again and the rant turns to liquid
Posted on 4/9/26 at 4:32 pm to IT_Dawg
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UGA loses 2, everyone loses their mind when they make the playoffs where they lose in the Championship game
Why would people lose their mind over a 2 loss SEC team making the CFP?
Posted on 4/9/26 at 4:45 pm to hookem33
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we won't "fall apart". Sark isn't a terrible coach, he's just not an elite coach. We'll win 9-10 games, as usual, but won't sniff a title. Rinse and repeat with Sark.
I'm starting to think Sark slept with your girlfriend
Posted on 4/9/26 at 5:14 pm to UTATX
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I'm starting to think Sark slept with your girlfriend
if you want to make a sig bet I'd be happy to. We don't win an sec or national title this year. Care to bet?
What exactly has he accomplished that makes so much of our fanbase think this is a championship level coach? He's good...but he's not elite. I stand by that. If you disagree. Bet me.
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