PachyTide

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National title or bust is a ridiculous standard.

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Texas has never really amounted to much, college football wise, in the whole scheme of things. They haven't been historically dominant or anything and have very few NC's to show for their efforts.

I mean, really, they are on about the same 2nd or 3rd tier as teams like auburn or LSU. While Alabama has always had a hard time with them, for some strange reason, there really is no reason at all for their fans to have any type of expectations of greatness.

To listen to some Texas fans here, it seems like many of you consider yourselves to be college football royalty or something, which is ridiculous.

Kiffin gets caught in the back room of the local hot yoga shop with an 17 year old girl, he thought she was 18 according to her state issued ID that he verified, blitzed out of their minds on Tipsy Blackberry Wine Spritzer.

During his subsequent arrest, the girl said he slid right up in her DM's and he always wanted her to call him Big Yoga Daddy, which she did several times in front of the police when begging them not to arrest him.

Kiffin's only response was "Laissez les bons temps rouler, motherfrickers, Go Tigers!".

DeBoer wins 18 regular season games. His
Tide team was so good they beat some teams twice just for the hell of it and to teach a lesson. Downside to the season was the black hoodie, never washed, caused a severe skin rash that doesn't seem to ever want to go away.

Sarkisian did a tell-all interview and the main takeaway was that without black women to dress him, he doesn't feel like he still has the same edge he used to have.

Pete Golding said although he was technically a coonass from Hammond, Louisiana, even though his name didn't attest to that fact, he never liked the food and could actually live on whiskey and no food at all for weeks at a time.

Ryan Silverfield told several associates that he was kind of attracted to the rather sexy tits on Sam Pittman and was thinking about hiring him as a special offensive line assistant helper at large.