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Updated SEC Coach Fight to the Death rankings
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:36 pm
Every year I’ve ranked SEC coaches on how well they would do in a fight to the death against other SEC coaches with nothing but their bare hands.
1. Clark Lea
2. Lincoln Riley
3. Ed Orgeron
4. Shane Beamer
5. Steve Sarkisian
6. Kirby Smart
7. Mark Stoops
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Sam Pittman
10. Bryan Harsin
11. Dan Mullen
12. Josh Heupel
13. Jimbo Fisher
14. Eliah Drinkwitz
15. Mike Leach
16. Nick Saban
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1. Clark Lea
2. Lincoln Riley
3. Ed Orgeron
4. Shane Beamer
5. Steve Sarkisian
6. Kirby Smart
7. Mark Stoops
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Sam Pittman
10. Bryan Harsin
11. Dan Mullen
12. Josh Heupel
13. Jimbo Fisher
14. Eliah Drinkwitz
15. Mike Leach
16. Nick Saban
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Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:37 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:Harry Potter wouldn't last 5 seconds against either of these.
14. Eliah Drinkwitz
15. Mike Leach
16. Nick Saban
Orgeron would go into a blind rage and rip everyone apart.
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:37 pm to diddlydawg7
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Clark Lea
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Bryan Harsin
Who?
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:37 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Plus it’s against his Mormon values
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:37 pm to diddlydawg7
Lol Lincoln might be last on my list - total Frappuccino guy.
Orgeron is #1. That Ogre could wrestle a bear.
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1. Ed Orgeron
2. Clark Lea
3. Shane Beamer
4. Bryan Harsin
5. Kirby Smart
6. Mark Stoops
7. Steve Sarkisian
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Dan Mullen
10. Sam Pittman (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
11. Josh Heupel (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
12. Mike Leach (He'd set some booby-traps, probably carries pocket sand for these situations)
13. Jimbo Fisher (wears cowboy boots to look taller than 5' 6")
14. Nick Saban (Old with a fake hip)
15. Lincoln Riley
16. Eliah Drinkwitz (lost fights to his younger sister growing up)
Orgeron is #1. That Ogre could wrestle a bear.
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1. Ed Orgeron
2. Clark Lea
3. Shane Beamer
4. Bryan Harsin
5. Kirby Smart
6. Mark Stoops
7. Steve Sarkisian
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Dan Mullen
10. Sam Pittman (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
11. Josh Heupel (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
12. Mike Leach (He'd set some booby-traps, probably carries pocket sand for these situations)
13. Jimbo Fisher (wears cowboy boots to look taller than 5' 6")
14. Nick Saban (Old with a fake hip)
15. Lincoln Riley
16. Eliah Drinkwitz (lost fights to his younger sister growing up)
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:37 pm to diddlydawg7
Ed O totally whoops Lincoln’s arse. That dude has done some stuff, Lincoln ain’t ready for that Cajun smoke
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:38 pm to diddlydawg7
Ultimate pillow fight:
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:38 pm to diddlydawg7
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14. Eliah Drinkwitz
Seriously, who is Drinkwitz beating with his bare hands?
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:38 pm to diddlydawg7
This is the biggest downside of Drink replacing Barry.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm to diddlydawg7
Harsin is younger and might be the most physically fit of all the current SEC HCs. Dude is jacked.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm to tylerdurden24
Lincoln is 22 years younger than O. He’d tire him out. It’s close though
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm to diddlydawg7
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5. Steve Sarkisian
Might be higher if he's all ginned-up.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm to diddlydawg7
Riley? 
he def has some fire in him but that’s high
Saban could probably cold clock someone if he timed it right. I’d have him over mullen
he def has some fire in him but that’s high Saban could probably cold clock someone if he timed it right. I’d have him over mullen
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:39 pm to diddlydawg7
Jimbo was a QB in college, I’ll give the advantage to anyone that played ball on the defensive side, money in Ed
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:40 pm to diddlydawg7
1. Orgeron
2-16. Dead
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2-16. Dead
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Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:40 pm to diddlydawg7
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9. Sam Pittman
I bet the man can scrap.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:40 pm to diddlydawg7
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Orgeron was always the first guy in, full of energy, and he’d work out on the field just before practice — sit-ups, push-ups, chin-ups, squat thrusts. One day, one of Fetterly’s assistants stopped him.
“Coach, you’re in good shape. Why do you do all this?” he asked.
Orgeron looked stunned. To take a day off would mean falling behind, and that’s not something Orgeron would ever do.
“Son,” he said, “the day I can’t whoop a man’s arse is the day I don’t get out of bed
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:40 pm to diddlydawg7
Coach O would definitely destroy anyone. I think Pittman can hold his own though. Too bad Muschamp is out bc I bet he’s a wild SOB
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:41 pm to JayAg
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I’ll give the advantage to anyone that played ball on the defensive side
Totally agree and it’s why almost all of our middle aged former QBs are lower than the defensive players.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:41 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Saban is a 5’4” 70 year old. He ain’t winning many physical altercations
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