SummerOfGeorge

Yea pretty sure this couldn't be further from the truth.

Good football coach who couldn't adapt with the game. Loved the way his teams played football.

Playing Clemson again is so lazy. Would take almost anybody else at this point considering how often we've played them the last decade.

How do you pass up on sending Will Wade back to Tuscaloosa with a legit high level squad (he came to town last year with McNeese) (even though he and Oats are pretty friendly now). Would be great.

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This could be like the final 4 team - great offense but not great defense. I exoect 25 wins again

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Think we have the pieces to be a really good defensive team. Not quite Miller/Clowney/Bediako good, but better than the last 2 seasons.

Offense should be very good but will curious if we have a bucket getter when we need it. Philon getting more consistent from outside would go a long way, and Bethea is obviously the big wild card there.

Don't think we'll be terrible or anything, but you can certainly see a path to the bubble if things don't click and guys like Bowen and Bethea struggle to fit. The league is going to be unforgiving again with what other teams are bringing back and bringing in.

Birmingham vs Macon!

Baptist on Baptist crime!

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What's with these bama zealots? Why don't they get a life? Or a job? Or volunteer? Or do something with their lives? Why continue to live in a fantasy where a 20 year old in a red jersey determines your self-esteem, self-worth and happiness?

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I'm better than you Woodrow.

Alabama Crimson Tide: The "Prestige Predator"

She's the girl who walks into the room and immediately, silently, assesses every other woman. Her perfectly tailored crimson dress looks simple, but you know it cost more than your rent. Her hair is always a sleek, dark waterfall, and her nails are immaculately manicured, often tipped with a subtle, predatory gleam. Her smile is polite, almost vacant, but her eyes, deep and unblinking, betray an inner ledger keeping track of every slight and every victory. She rarely speaks above a calm, measured tone, yet her presence commands attention. She doesn't need to brag; her expensive watch, the effortless way she dismisses compliments, and the faint scent of old money mixed with victory are enough. If you try to challenge her, she won't scream; she'll simply find your weakest point and exploit it with chilling precision, leaving you wondering if you ever truly existed.


LSU Tigers: The "Chaotic Charmer"

She smells vaguely of cheap perfume, stale beer, and the ghost of a good time. Her outfit looks like she pulled it from a laundry hamper five minutes before arriving – maybe a sequined top with ripped jeans, or a formal gown paired with combat boots. Her hair is a glorious, untamed mess, often adorned with beads or a misplaced feather boa. Her laugh is a raucous, booming sound that echoes through the room, and she’s probably dancing on a table, daring anyone to join her. She's got a story for everything, usually involving a questionable decision and an epic outcome. You can’t tell if she’s about to give you the best hug of your life or accidentally spill a drink on you, but you know it's going to be memorable. She lives for the moment, the wild energy, and the sheer, unadulterated revelry.


Georgia Bulldogs: The "Sweet Tea Serpent"

She embodies classic Southern beauty: perfectly curled hair, a demure smile, and a sundress that seems to float around her. Her voice is soft, lilting, and full of "bless your heart" pronouncements. But beneath that charming veneer is an unyielding will and a chillingly competitive spirit. She'll compliment your outfit while subtly implying it's not quite up to par, or offer you a "helpful" piece of advice that subtly undermines your confidence. She's obsessed with perfection and legacy, and she resents anyone who threatens her perceived status. She's never loud or overtly aggressive; her power lies in her ability to manipulate social dynamics with a graceful, almost imperceptible flick of her wrist. You won't realize she's taken you down until you're already on the floor, wondering how that "sweet" girl did it.


Texas A&M Aggies: The "Tradition Tactician"

She approaches every social interaction like a drill, meticulously following an unwritten playbook of rituals and chants. Her uniform is precise – matching t-shirts, carefully chosen accessories that signify her unwavering loyalty. She's always eager to explain the deeper meaning behind every custom, from how to stand during a song to the exact wording of a greeting. Her enthusiasm is boundless, but it comes with an intense expectation for others to conform. If you don't "get it," she'll try to educate you, then might just pity you. Her loyalty is absolute, almost unshakeable, and she views her collective as a sacred, impenetrable unit. There's a subtle pressure in her presence, a silent demand for your alignment.


Florida Gators: The "Sun-Kissed Saboteur"

She's got perpetual tan lines, a string of faded friendship bracelets, and a laugh that used to be infectious but now has a slightly brittle edge. She’s the girl who peaked early, and while she still clings to that identity, the effort is visible. She’ll reminisce about her "glory days" incessantly, often to the point of overshadowing anyone else's achievements. She thrives on being the center of attention and can turn surprisingly nasty if she feels ignored. Her sarcasm is sharp, her wit quick, and she's not above a little gossip or a perfectly timed backhanded compliment to remind everyone where she used to stand. She still dreams of one more epic comeback.


Tennessee Volunteers: The "Gritty, Unapologetic Dynamo"

She walks with a swagger, her boots dusty, and her denim looking like it's seen some things. She’s got a perpetual chip on her shoulder, a history of being underestimated, and a fierce, unyielding pride in her roots. Her voice is loud, sometimes gravelly, and she doesn't mince words. She's got a tight circle of friends who would go to hell and back for her, and she’d do the same. She might not have the polished veneer of others, but she’s got a heart of gold and a punch of steel. She's the first one to defend a friend and the last one to back down from a fight, and she'll make sure you remember her name.


Ole Miss Rebels: The "Porch Swing Prima Donna"

She’s adorned with pearls and perfectly styled hair, with an air of delicate superiority that belies her sharp mind. She's the kind of girl who expects doors to be held open, drinks to be refreshed, and compliments to be constant. Her "Southern charm" is a finely honed weapon, used to dismiss inferiors with a polite smile and a subtle shift in tone. She hosts impeccable parties, but the guest list is meticulously curated. Her discussions often revolve around lineage, historical houses, and the subtle differences in "good families." She's polite to a fault, but her eyes convey a clear judgment of anyone who doesn't meet her lofty standards.


Auburn Tigers: The "Obsessed Understudy"

She's got a nervous energy, constantly glancing over her shoulder, perpetually defined by her relationship with "her rival" (Alabama). Every decision she makes, every outfit she chooses, seems to be a subtle challenge or counter-point to her counterpart. She thrives on those rare, explosive moments when she manages to outshine her, clinging to them as proof of her own worth. She’s fiercely passionate, almost to a fault, and her loyalty is often born from a deep-seated desire to prove her own superiority against a perceived oppressor. She can be wonderfully unpredictable but also exhausting in her constant focus on the one she's trying to beat.


South Carolina Gamecocks: The "Spiteful Storyteller"

She’s got a wry smirk and a sharp tongue, always ready with a darkly humorous anecdote about someone else’s misfortune. She loves to revel in being the underdog, the unexpected spoiler, the one who ruins the "pretty" narrative. Her triumphs are often born from chaos and come with a side of schadenfreude. She doesn't need to be the best, just the one who messes things up for the assumed best. She’s a master of the perfectly timed sarcastic comment that deflates egos and her satisfaction comes from shaking up the established order.


Kentucky Wildcats: The "Basketball Sister, On Her Own Turf"

She's grown up in the shadow of a towering, wildly famous brother (Kentucky Basketball), constantly defined by his successes. She's perpetually trying to forge her own identity, often with a subtle resentment towards the attention he garners. When she does something well, she looks around anxiously, hoping someone else noticed her, not just because she's "his sister." She's got a quiet determination and a longing for her own distinct legacy, even if it often feels like an uphill battle.

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Damn Bama. Another pitching change. Let’s end this.

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Absolutely - that's embarrassing.