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re: Updated SEC Coach Fight to the Death rankings
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:53 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:53 pm to diddlydawg7
I feel pretty confident Gus would've been on the bottom of this list were he still around. He just looks like a bleeder.
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Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:54 pm to diddlydawg7
If y’all don’t think leach has gone over this exact scenario 1000 times already in his head, you don’t know leach. He studies opponents weaknesses as good as anyone and I suspect Sun Tzu would probably pick up a few pointers from the pirate.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:55 pm to Shamoan
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If y’all don’t think leach has gone over this exact scenario 1000 times already in his head, you don’t know leach.
He'd probably break out his cutlass.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:56 pm to Shamoan
Exactly. I'm telling you Leach probably carries pocket sand to blind a would-be attacker.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:59 pm to diddlydawg7
You for real have Ed O at #3? This man has fun by punching himself. How is he not #1? Lincoln Riley would get skull dragged by Oeaux. Lea looks like a challenge, but I still like Ed to stomp a mud hole in him with white shrimp boots on. He's got that old man strength now.
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 1:59 pm to UTprideofTX
Yea Harsin is jacked
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:00 pm to UTprideofTX
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:00 pm to UTprideofTX
It’s basically:
1. Leach
2-14/15/16. Everyone else fighting to be the last to get killed.
1. Leach
2-14/15/16. Everyone else fighting to be the last to get killed.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:03 pm to UTprideofTX
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1. Ed Orgeron
2. Clark Lea
3. Shane Beamer
4. Bryan Harsin
5. Kirby Smart
6. Mark Stoops
7. Steve Sarkisian
8. Lane Kiffin
9. Dan Mullen
10. Sam Pittman (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
11. Josh Heupel (would have a heart attack if it went too long)
12. Mike Leach (He'd set some booby-traps, probably carries pocket sand for these situations)
13. Jimbo Fisher (wears cowboy boots to look taller than 5' 6")
14. Nick Saban (Old with a fake hip)
15. Lincoln Riley
16. Eliah Drinkwitz (lost fights to his younger sister growing up)
pretty much spot on
yep, Lincoln was a one year walkon scout team quarterback at Texas Tech, and built not unlike Steve Buscemi
Drinkwitz never played college football, and blamed it on "an NCAA rule that would have cost him his academic scholarships if he walked on at Arkansas Tech" and I've never heard of that rule ever. He's full of it.
Stoops would actually go balls out and fight like hell and land some great punches, and then have a heart attack
My man Sam Pittman has slimmed down quite a bit and I'd bet he's not going to stop until he's at a very healthy weight. I love Sam.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Sam is awesome, I root for him 
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:11 pm to mouse_cop
Come on guys. Look at the physique. Hes wiry.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:12 pm to diddlydawg7
Only 7th?
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:13 pm to fibonaccisquared
If y'all are subbing in Muschamp, we are subbing in Barry Odom.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:14 pm to diddlydawg7
I don't even know who half these people are let alone who they coach. Not caring about football for a year has me way behind I see.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:15 pm to diddlydawg7
O would rip his shirt off and take down any of these guys. Some of them 3 at a time. The average fisticuffs ability of SEC coaches has taken a dramatic downturn with the loss of Derek Mason and Muschamp. The addition of Harry Potter doesn’t help either.
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:15 pm to 8
Riley looks like an Orange County suburban dad.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:17 pm to UTprideofTX
I'd assume Lincoln Riley would fold up, run away, or beg and pray upon instigation of any physical confrontation.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:18 pm to UTprideofTX
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Riley looks like an Orange County suburban dad.
Lol
This post was edited on 7/26/21 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:18 pm to diddlydawg7
Kirby would run through Sark like shite through a goose.
Posted on 7/26/21 at 2:21 pm to South Georgia Dawg
Kirby has a respectable "I've scraped before" vibe.
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