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Unpopular Opinion (apparently): Alabama does not, in fact, suck

Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:56 am
Posted by Burt Orangello
DFW
Member since Sep 2023
638 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:56 am
Alabama losing to Texas was not a fluke, but Alabama doesn't suck. Texas is a very good football team (granted, whether or not they can stay focused and not drop a game or two they shouldn't still remains to be seen). Sarkisian has been recruiting on the OL/DL in preparation for the move to the SEC and it showed. They have a lot of talent at the skill positions; QB in particular.

That being said, Alabama's physicality was still on full display. They were flying all over the field and hitting hard. They knocked a bunch of balls loose and there were plenty of plays where it seemed like a miracle Texas players held onto the football. It was a very physical football game and Alabama made a lot of very good plays.

Alabama DOES have an issue at QB in terms of him not being a great pocket passer, but if they can figure out how to use him to average effectiveness, they will beat the brakes off of most teams. Probably not the high scoring boat races of the Heisman QB years, but they will grind plenty of teams to a pulp and win 10 point games that were never in question.

2-3 losses is the absolute floor for Alabama and it wouldn't shock me if they ran the table and wound up in the SECCG again. As a 1(b) LSU fan, it pains me to say that - but from an objective football standpoint, it's true.

I get that maybe everyone has been conditioned to the Alabama juggernauts of the past, but all this doom and gloom is ridiculous. They are going to kick a lot of people's asses this year. As a UT fan, I wouldn't want to play them again.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:59 am to
Alabama was expected by most to be a 2-3 loss team this year. Mayve you're right and they go on a run from here out. But coming into the season they did not appear to be their normal juggernaut selves. That was the case before the Texas game.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:00 am to
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As a UT fan, I wouldn't want to play them again.

Shut the frick up pussy. I wish we could play them 12 times so we could beat that arse 12 times.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
6145 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:00 am to
Maybe.

But it's a lot more fun to antagonize melting Alabama fans by telling them that they suck and the dynasty is over.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:04 am to
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Alabama was expected by most to be a 2-3 loss team this year.


Incorrect. SEC Media days poll picked them to win the West.

Bama is loaded with talent and looked good in some areas. Gotta fix the o line and QB. West will be decided against LSU.
This post was edited on 9/13/23 at 11:05 am
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:04 am to
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Alabama was expected by most to be a 2-3 loss team

Just not most of their fans

“Angry Saban on a mission…”

“Joyless Murder Balls…”

“Most talented team ever…”




Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30458 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:24 am to
Alabama is who we thought they were going to be with Milroe. They are a 9-10 win team more than likely.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:27 am to
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I get that maybe everyone has been conditioned to the Alabama juggernauts of the past, but all this doom and gloom is ridiculous. They are going to kick a lot of people's asses this year. As a UT fan, I wouldn't want to play them again.
There's been a library of bookmarking going on the last 3-4 days...gonna be some really stupid looking fools shucking and jiving around here in a couple of months....some Tide fans will be among'em!
Posted by Dinkle
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
1180 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:28 am to
If Bama is “down” this year, they picked a good year. There’s not a team left on their schedule that they can’t beat. I wouldn’t count Bama out for a minute. I see at worst one more loss for them.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8046 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:30 am to
apparently you needed another longhorn toy? lawd
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11178 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:37 am to
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Unpopular Opinion (apparently): Alabama does not, in fact, suck

Your mistake here is in thinking that outside of a handful of posters anyone on this board is capable or interested in having a serious and impartial conversation related to football.

They aren’t, it would get in the way of their trolling.
Posted by CrimsonBuddha
Member since Apr 2023
625 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:37 am to
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Alabama DOES have an issue at QB in terms of him not being a great pocket passer, but if they can figure out how to use him to average effectiveness

We're going to replace him, and be much better the rest of the way.

You're right. You dont want to play us again.
Posted by Burt Orangello
DFW
Member since Sep 2023
638 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:41 am to
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Shut the frick up pussy. I wish we could play them 12 times so we could beat that arse 12 times.


I know it's fun to behave outrageously on the internet, especially when your nuts have just dropped, the first little fuzzy hair has sprouted on your upper lip, and the testosterone is clouding your judgment.

It's probably a good idea to moderate it so it doesn't become such a habit that your mouth gets away from you in person.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52497 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:47 am to
College football fans commonly overreact to single game results.

The only thing that would concern me, if I were a Tide fan, is the fact that they just lost at home when most of their struggles the last couple of years have been on the road.

At times, they have looked like two different teams in home games vs away games.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
528 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:50 am to
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Shut the frick up pussy. I wish we could play them 12 times so we could beat that arse 12 times.
Relax, your mom will be down with your fruit roll ups soon.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2457 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:50 am to
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Alabama was expected by most to be a 2-3 loss team this year.


This is provably not true. Alabama was a consensus Top 5 team.

This isn't an aggie message board. You can't lie and get away with it here.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13363 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:58 am to
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Alabama was expected by most to be a 2-3 loss team this year
There were people picking them to win the NC and was in about everyone's playoffs. 2-3 losses isn't going to top 4 unless all the teams that beat you are ahead of you and no one else has 1 loss and looks good.

There were alot of streaks and first times that happened to Saban and/or Bama in that game. So they are far from a normal Saban team.
Posted by Ezra Blu Boudroux
On the Broad
Member since Mar 2023
651 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:58 am to
Bama is NOT a good football team. They haven't been in a couple of years.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:52 pm to
noobs.


bama does in fact suck..........yesterday, today, and tomorrow.





Posted by WoodyOrnamental
Member since Sep 2021
964 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:58 pm to
“ Shut the frick up pussy. I wish we could play them 12 times so we could beat that arse 12 times”.

Dude, get a life. This is the worst Bama team in a long time. Still a really good win.

Humility and perspective…get some.

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