Capn_Bevo

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Just stirring the pot on the rant.

I haven't followed a single A&M baseball game live in at least 10 years.

I couldn't name 10 former players with a gun pointed at my head.

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That's really great dipshit

Awesome to see! A&M is made up of a high percentage of solid conservatives, except for dildo obsessed closeted fig, Buster83.

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Low key an amazing post

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Someone asked Chat GPT to write this guy's next post in the thread and it's comedy gold.

"USB is reportedly gearing up to bankroll the most outrageous NIL facility ever conceived for LSU, with funding rumored to range from a casual $500 million to a completely unhinged $1.2 billion. This isn’t just some booster fund or glorified endorsement piggy bank—this is a full-blown, non-recourse, sovereign-backed financial behemoth designed to turn LSU athletes into branded micro-empires. Word is, the money will be deployed through a Cayman-based NIL megastructure that uses synthetic securitization, future-forward arbitrage swaps, and at least three acronyms nobody actually understands. Non-recourse means the athletes and LSU could blow it all on gold-plated G-Wagons and Wagyu vending machines, and UBS wouldn’t legally be allowed to care.

Insiders claim that this whole scheme is backed by a shadowy cabal of global finance titans. BlackRock allegedly blessed the model during a midnight Zoom summit, SoftBank chimed in from a yacht, and the Abu Dhabi Investment Authority sent a courier hawk with a thumbs-up scroll. Multiple unnamed Scandinavian pension funds are said to be involved, mostly because they’re bored and this “felt spicy.” Even the Vatican’s private endowment allegedly asked for an Excel model. This isn’t just a financial product—it’s an international movement wrapped in Gucci, fueled by crypto, and run by former Goldman interns with burner phones.

The facility will reportedly allow LSU athletes to license their NIL rights using multi-jurisdictional royalty trusts, with optional upside via metaverse tie-ins and quantum-computed image rights. One early proposal includes turning players into NFT-backed IP clusters, then fractionalizing their celebration dances into derivatives. Some LSU boosters are already referring to this as “The NIL Vatican,” while others prefer “The House That Gave Joe Burrow a Yacht.” Either way, it’s set to completely vaporize the current college athletics economy and rebuild it in the image of a hedge fund with a TikTok account."

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Not sure what sucks more AIDS dick... that website or OP

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Didn't know it was a paywall. The answer is me.

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but somehow the media wants to continue to give him respect with his cupcake schedule

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The SEC. It just means more.

Kinda rooting for Tennessee to do well this season. As a Texas fan I've always respected Heupel.

I respect a culture that supports their teams no matter what. Aggies are A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS, but they're really good people. Knew plenty of Aggies growing up in Austin. Their athletic department seems to be made up of a bunch of shitheads who take advantage of those fans for easy money.

If you're a Tiger fan you should be against the University of HOUSTON being in the SEC as much as a Longhorn fan. A recruiting nightmare that would be.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha aggy fails to steal the Austin Strangler

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That’s nothing new for y’all. It’s kind of on brand at this point.

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Guess what your brand is. Sucking arse