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OK, I'll do it...
Texas

Baseball 3
SOFTBALL 2
Golf M 5
S&D M 1
Tennis M 7
Basketball W 4
Golf W 9
Rowing 2
S&D W 2
Tennis W 10

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I'm low-key scared right now
Username checks out
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Will they still take the school bus to practice?
No
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Is there any truth to the rumor that it will be named the Oilcan Harry's Center?
What's Oil Can Harry's?
It ain't easy being landlocked. But good use was made of the available space. Beats the dumpy old inflatable bubble they've been using for decades.



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Texas has talent everywhere. If they don’t make the playoffs again, with all that bought talent, there are coaching issues that have to be addressed.
I agree. Arch wasn't ready last year, and the Oline lacked experience. Both will be improved this upcoming season. I don't shite all over Sark like a few Texas posters here do. But if he doesn't at least get Texas to the NC game this year, injuries aside, I'll doubt he ever will.
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It’s not that I don’t consider them SEC schools, it’s that they literally weren’t for the majority of the relevant retrospective period,
I see your point. But with national championships, as opposed to conference, it should be allowed.
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LSU - 13
Bama - 13*
Texas - 10
Kentucky - 8
Florida - 7
Georgia - 4

Fixed it for your retarded arse

re: Texas wr room

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/31/26 at 10:59 am to
There's actually a thread that was on the front page here the other day that had the top 10 overrated teams over the last 10 years, or 20. It compared preseason rankings to end of season rankings. Texas didn't make the cut. But that's okay, you're an aggy. You'll keep believing what you want to believe

re: Texas wr room

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/31/26 at 10:42 am to
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In the context of preseason hype WHICH IS EXACTLY THE CONTEXT I WAS USING…it was mediocre.


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Same shite every year


Which is it? Every year, right? Stop lying
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Maybe they could win the sec ever before being picked preseason anything . Pretty sure OU returns everyone and we won the sec just like we will this year again . As a matter of fact OU had beaten Texas 3-4 times last year as well .
Oh yeah?! Ever heard of a little thing called the 2025 National Championship? And another thing.. oh wait, what the frick am I doing? I don't give a shite about ladies retard ball

re: Texas wr room

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/31/26 at 9:19 am to
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Ah. It’s about that time. We’ve come full circle.

Aggie has the roller coaster.

Texas has the merry-go-round.
Same shite every year.

Yeah, Texas and the aggies haven't had equal success the last 3 years.

Texas came extremely close to playing for a NC two years in a row followed by a mediocre 10 win season. We aren't the same.

re: Horns Lose

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/29/26 at 2:37 pm to
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Ok. Cool.
I guess ai should have clarified. In the Big 3 sports.
I see a couple of baseball NCs in the early 00's.
Nice.
Is rowing a NCAA sanctioned sport? It was a club sport when I was in college.
Title 9 has everything messed up. Our men's soccer and volleyball, and I assume rowing are club to make room for the ladies. Texas, like all other SEC schools, participate in a shitload of sports.

re: Horns Lose

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/29/26 at 11:10 am to
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Has Texas won a national championshi(s) in sports other than football in the last 57 years?
Honest question.

This is just the last 25 years...

Swimming, softball, rowing, track and field, tennis, golf, volleyball, baseball, football

2024-25 (2)
Men's Swimming & Diving
Softball

2023-24 (2)
Volleyball
Rowing

2022-23 (2)
Volleyball
Women's Outdoor Track & Field

2021-22 (4)
Men's Indoor Track and Field
Women's Tennis
Rowing
Men's Golf

2020-21 (3)
Men's Swimming and Diving
Rowing
Women’s Tennis

2018-19 (1)
Men's Tennis

2017-18 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

2016-17 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

2015-16 (1)
Men's Swimming & Diving

2014-15 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

2012-13 (1)
Volleyball

2011-12 (1)
Men's Golf

2009-10 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

2005-06 (2)
Football | Feature
Women's Indoor Track and Field

2004-05 (2)
Baseball
Women's Outdoor Track and Field

2001-02 (2)
Baseball
Men's Swimming and Diving

2000-01 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

1999-2000 (1)
Men's Swimming and Diving

re: Horns Lose

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/29/26 at 8:56 am to
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Nah aggy football dont suck we just simply better that it.


re: Horns Lose

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/29/26 at 8:36 am to
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Such a sad display. Pathetic really.
Your entire life as an aggy sports fan
Probably going to win our 4th Director's Cup in 5 years. You retards don't think it matters because you'll never win one, with the exception of Florida.

You'd rather shite on your own team to make Texas look bad than say you played really well tonight? Aggies are some sad, twisted, fricks

re: Ags Beat Horns On their Court

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/17/26 at 10:59 pm to
Good win. Our defense was horrible tonight. Miller is a good coach. That's about it

re: The elite teams moving forward.

Posted by Capn_Bevo on 1/16/26 at 10:50 am to
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those are the 3 teams that are willing to spend more on football than education.


The Texas football program is profitable enough to contribute surplus funds to academics every year.