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re: The cringiest message board post you’ll read all week
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:30 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:30 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Did you read it? And not cringe? It wasn’t simply a Christian posting a prayer on a message board. It was a Christian posting a prayer on a message board asking for God to help their flailing sports team, thanking him for their “Clemson family” and asking for unity among the fans.
That’s freakin weird, dude.
There seem to be some folks offended by the notion that the post in the OP is cringey.
It’s the equivalent of you going to the Movies & TV board on TigerDroppings and posting an open prayer for God to guide your Netflix selection, thanking him for the ability to watch TV, asking him to bless the actors and producers of all the shows, and requesting unity for your family to agree on the same show.
Ain’t nobody blasting the dude for praying. The content and decision to post it publicly is the cringey part.
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:40 pm to FooManChoo
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Looks like a Christian posting a prayer on a message board.
Not seeing what's so cringe about that.
The prayer never mentions Christ, it never mentions Grace, it never actually mentions anything specifically Christian, it is just begging Yaweh for a better football team.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:57 pm to Caraway Rye
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They clearly had homosexual sex with underaged children
A priest?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:00 pm to Frac the world
Thanks just real life.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:07 pm to TigerLunatik
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That place is the worst. I've honestly never read more football ignorant shite in my life.
SurlyHorns be like:
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Your Mighty Name we pray, Amen
Let's Go Tigers !
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:22 pm to BamaMamaof2
That's my point.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:22 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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As soon as I beat this hangover I will be posting mid afternoon. I drunk a bunch of George Dickel last night got sick threw up had a few more late and have been suffering since 1 am. My wife made me sleep in the guest room. She will be pissed off because I did not take Buford the cat to the vet about him being overweight and his yearly shots. His appointment was a 8:30 in Foley. I will probably head to Fort Walton later today to avoid her going wild about the cat not going to the vet and do some pier fishing at Narvarre. Then spend the night at my uncles he is an old drunk he don't care.
I dobut that this is true, but I really want it to be true.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:29 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:32 pm to Goforit
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I heard it from a reliable source that God is an Alabama fan.
If you want to get to heaven,
And walk the streets of gold.
You better remember the password
Is Roll Tide Roll!
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:33 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:The Tiger Droppings posts are amazing.
@BoardGeniuses
141-48
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:34 pm to SidewalkTiger
quote:That’s crazy. Wonder what midwestern magic OSU used last year...
One poster legitimately was asking if anyone else thought LSU might've used voodoo to win
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:38 pm to Pledge
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this Clemson chick ordered jambalaya and then asked if they could put nacho cheese on it.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:42 pm to Tuscaloosa
The idea that the creator of the Universe gives two shits who wins at football is an idea I find deeply amusing.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:52 pm to NaturalStateReb
The deal about the cat will cost me dearly. I have already gotten flowers ready over the cat deal.
George Dickel made me sickest I have been in 5 years. I will never drink it again. I tasted it again this morning.
George Dickel made me sickest I have been in 5 years. I will never drink it again. I tasted it again this morning.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 1:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Yeesh.
And here I thought Auburn and Texas A&M were the creepiest cults.
Gamecock fans have been trying to tell yall. We get we suck at football, but we know how weird they are in Clemson.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:04 pm to skrayper
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A priest?
Teachers in public school have them beat. Big time. Look it up.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:19 pm to skrayper
quote:It dependeth upon who he hath placed his holy wager.
The idea that the creator of the Universe gives two shits who wins at football is an idea I find deeply amusing
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:23 pm to Goforit
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I heard it from a reliable source that God is an Alabama fan.
"What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called BAMA unto this day."
Ezekiel 20:29
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:38 pm to RebFin73
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It dependeth upon who he hath placed his holy wager.
I heard Jesus prefers to bet on the ponies, but the Holy Ghost is all about the NFL.
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