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How many miles for that couch?


At least 1 lung.
Yamaha makes really good acoustic guitars. I have an AC5R. It's a joy to play and the electronics are great too.

re: Canada goose

Posted by rexorotten on 3/20/26 at 12:55 pm to
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What a special retarded animal.


Well, they are from Canada.
Chuck Norris once clogged my toilet... By taking a piss.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the islands.

re: frozen crawfish at walmart is perfect

Posted by rexorotten on 3/19/26 at 12:02 am to
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You know that the Chinese farm their crawfish in ponds full of pig feces, right?


OP eats pig shite?

re: More likely to happen?…..

Posted by rexorotten on 3/15/26 at 8:18 pm to
That's impossible.
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At least real estate agents have the whore trade skill to fall back on


re: Trump Tariffs have been dropped

Posted by rexorotten on 3/12/26 at 5:00 pm to
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cheque


Where you from, baw?

re: WYPIPO gone wild

Posted by rexorotten on 3/12/26 at 2:44 pm to
I love where the guy in the red shirt punches the guy's "best friend" , then puts the cigarette back in his mouth and the best friend punches him in the mouth. :lol:

re: ID is required...

Posted by rexorotten on 3/12/26 at 1:26 pm to
Think of all the dumb people that will never be able to win the lottery because they're too stupid to know how to get an ID.

re: Your best dad jokes..

Posted by rexorotten on 3/12/26 at 1:24 pm to
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"What do you call a cow with no legs?"


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom
They're basically covering Obadiah Parker's version.