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re: The cringiest message board post you’ll read all week

Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:26 am to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26510 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:26 am to
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As a society, we're well off and bored.


Hammer meet nail.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14991 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:31 am to
The taters are a curious bunch to say the least
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23930 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:32 am to
quote:

TigerNet.


I legit wanted to buy the domain name Taternet.com as a joke, just to have it redirect to tigernet.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5207 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Lately, I have noticed there is an increasing number of casual references to pedophilia and rape on this board, and they appear to be made for no apparent reason.


It goes back to Q Anon nonsense on far right message boards. Q Anon convinced it's followers that there's pedophiles everywhere.
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:36 am to
As soon as I beat this hangover I will be posting mid afternoon. I drunk a bunch of George Dickel last night got sick threw up had a few more late and have been suffering since 1 am. My wife made me sleep in the guest room. She will be pissed off because I did not take Buford the cat to the vet about him being overweight and his yearly shots. His appointment was a 8:30 in Foley. I will probably head to Fort Walton later today to avoid her going wild about the cat not going to the vet and do some pier fishing at Narvarre. Then spend the night at my uncles he is an old drunk he don't care.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 12:58 pm
Posted by deputyfife
Member since Dec 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:38 am to
I'm not all that religious, but a lot of people use prayer in their lives. Can't find anything wrong with the prayer itself, it is all just "help us deal with failures and missteps and learn lessons that will make us better people in life going forward." It wasn't "God please help us win."

I know prayer is to atheist
as daylight is to vampire
but tone down that sensitivity dial.
If believing in a higher being is a cult, at least half the world is in that cult.
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1115 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:40 am to
Clemson fans are the weirdest fans I've encountered. At the natty I was in line for concessions and this Clemson chick ordered jambalaya and then asked if they could put nacho cheese on it.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64611 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Tuscaloosa

ITT I learned that Dabo Swinney is an active message board poster
Posted by Cur
Currahee Mountain
Member since Jun 2019
13 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:44 am to
And yet they worship a rock.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:44 am to
I'm (no shite) a published Christian author


Don't ask, long story but I was able to BS a high school assignment so well that it got pushed to some magazine.


If any Clemson fans want me to write like this for them, I'll charge 10 dollars a post
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 11:45 am
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41673 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:45 am to
Looks like a Christian posting a prayer on a message board.

Not seeing what's so cringe about that.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3908 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:45 am to
I doubt Jesus cares about their football games.
Posted by RebFin73
Member since Aug 2018
190 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:48 am to
quote:


It goes back to Q Anon nonsense on far right message boards. Q Anon convinced it's followers that there's pedophiles everywhere


Q Anon is full of shite. Everyone knows that the pedos mostly live in Arkansas and Tennessee.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 11:49 am to
I've had this response box open for five minutes and I still have no idea what to say.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46611 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Looks like a Christian posting a prayer on a message board.

Not seeing what's so cringe about that.


Did you read it? And not cringe? It wasn’t simply a Christian posting a prayer on a message board. It was a Christian posting a prayer on a message board asking for God to help their flailing sports team, thanking him for their “Clemson family” and asking for unity among the fans.

That’s freakin weird, dude.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 12:01 pm
Posted by BamaMamaof2
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2019
2390 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

I doubt Jesus cares about their football games.


I don't think he cares about ANY football games!
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:20 pm to
This will offend some people but Jesus doesn't have any favoritism for certain sports teams, countries, or political parties
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4753 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:24 pm to
I heard it from a reliable source that God is an Alabama fan.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46611 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

I heard it from a reliable source that God is an Alabama fan.


The refs are for sure.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16805 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

As soon as I beat this hangover I will be posting mid afternoon. I drink a bunch of George Dickel last night got sick threw up had a few more late and have been suffering since 1 am. My wife made me sleep in the guest room. She will be pissed off because I did not take Buford the cat to the vet about him being overweight and his yearly shots. His appointment was a 8:30 in Foley. I will probably head to Fort Walton later today to avoid her going wild about the cat not going to the vet and do some pier fishing at Narvarre. Then spend the night at my uncles he is an old drunk he don't care.


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