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re: Texas summed up in a photo
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:39 pm to Sweepthleg
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:39 pm to Sweepthleg
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Texas fans are the nicest most laid back fans I’ve ever been around. Didn’t see anyone passed out from tailgating, no sorority chicks puking, or any rowdiness that be would associate with a top 5 SEC matchup played at night. And they sell booze EVERYWHERE! They kept the scoreboard on for like 45 minutes after the game. Auburn turns that shite off like 2 minutes after they lose. It’s like Texas fans think they understand SEC hate but they really don’t.
There’s two distinct differences about Texans that make them not southerners. One is they dance. Seriously. Dancing is a big deal in Texas. Dance halls are everywhere and they are a blast. The second thing is Texans drink EVERYWHERE. Beer is the national drink of Texas….as such drinkers in Texas cans drink A LOT. The King of The Hill thing about drinking every evening in the alley is not fantasy - Texans drink….a lot. Not nearly as much looking down noses over drinking in Texas as you find in the south.
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Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:40 pm to StrongHog
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If Sean Penn and Johnny Bravo had a kid
Along with Mel Kiper resting bitch face.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:42 pm to Sandwich
Lmao I saw that during the game and and thought “
“ I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect”
- Warren Zevon
“ I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect”
- Warren Zevon
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:43 pm to Sandwich
I’m sure that guy is letting all of the internet fame today go to his head.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:44 pm to Sandwich
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:48 pm to RoyalAir
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I hate this kid.
Don’t you really mean love/hate?
Posted on 10/20/24 at 12:55 pm to Sweepthleg
quote:Good people to drink with but not kind of crowd that can turn a game around
didn’t say they were smart. But it was a soft environment.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:16 pm to GreatPumpkin
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Good people to drink with but not kind of crowd that can turn a game around
Oh yeah the most heat I felt in The Darrell (their Stadium is named Darrell) was from a 12 year old that told my 40 year old self to “keep fricking moving” after the first UGA TD.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:21 pm to Sandwich
if it was full length and he was holding his free dildo, I'd agree.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:50 pm to AwgustaDawg
quote:Austin has always been about music, and the drinking & dancing has always been part of that. It is also much more of a live and let live kind of town, part of that unbridled liberalism that bubbles up from the ground like the cool, spring water.
Texas fans are the nicest most laid back fans I’ve ever been around. Didn’t see anyone passed out from tailgating, no sorority chicks puking, or any rowdiness that be would associate with a top 5 SEC matchup played at night. And they sell booze EVERYWHERE! They kept the scoreboard on for like 45 minutes after the game. Auburn turns that shite off like 2 minutes after they lose. It’s like Texas fans think they understand SEC hate but they really don’t.
There’s two distinct differences about Texans that make them not southerners. One is they dance. Seriously. Dancing is a big deal in Texas. Dance halls are everywhere and they are a blast. The second thing is Texans drink EVERYWHERE. Beer is the national drink of Texas….as such drinkers in Texas cans drink A LOT. The King of The Hill thing about drinking every evening in the alley is not fantasy - Texans drink….a lot. Not nearly as much looking down noses over drinking in Texas as you find in the south.
Its also hot as frick here now, and you can only drink so much water, and drinking whiskey during the day is no bueno. Now, margaritas are another story ...
"Not nearly as much looking down noses over drinking in Texas as you find in the south." You mean that Baptist influence that lives in fear that someone, somewhere is having a good time?
Don't hate us because we don't hate.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:53 pm to Sandwich
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:55 pm to Sandwich
Even his ears look inbred
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:56 pm to Ptins944
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unbridled liberalism
Aka steers and queers.
Texas tailgating fricking sucks.
Can’t believe that was a top 5 matchup yesterday. So tame and boring.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 1:58 pm to Sweepthleg
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I didn’t say they were smart. But it was a soft environment.
Soft does not equal nicest and laid back!
They are trash and love to talk smack until they are loosing then they will hide like roaches when you turn on the lights.
I’ve been to too many games at their stadium to know better to call them nice and laid back!
Posted on 10/20/24 at 2:15 pm to Sandwich
Ha ha. Yes! Saw that last night and had to pause it to show everyone else.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 2:29 pm to Sandwich
Funny thing was when I rewound the game to show everyone the same exact thing, I rewound it too far, but I saw at least a half-dozen other poofie hairdos and mullets before returning to that image 
Posted on 10/20/24 at 4:20 pm to AwgustaDawg
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There’s two distinct differences about Texans that make them not southerners. One is they dance. Seriously. Dancing is a big deal in Texas. Dance halls are everywhere and they are a blast. The second thing is Texans drink EVERYWHERE.
This is definitely the most bizarre take on tRant of the weekend. And that is saying a lot.
Posted on 10/20/24 at 4:25 pm to Sandwich
That’s Butthead 30 years later. Beavis found a job out of town and they don’t hang out no more. Butthead has been divorced 3 times and is a job hopper. Thinking today just might be the day to let it all go
Posted on 10/20/24 at 7:22 pm to Omahawgs15
More appropriate photo tbh
Posted on 10/20/24 at 7:24 pm to Sandwich
Is that Fat Buthead?
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