Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Alabama
Biography:Maybe it will be written one day.
Interests:Copywriting/Marketing/Sales, Pocket Knives/Fixed Blades, Jeeps/Old Trucks, Beach, Fishing/Hunting/Metal Detecting/Magnet Fishing, Reading, Vintage/Antiques, Jesus is my Friend
Occupation:Copywriter and Direct Marketing Strategist/Sales…. AD Man and a Retired Warrior
Number of Posts:2350
Registered on:4/11/2024
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holy shite, have you ever listened to the song?


To be honest no, I just hear the beginning and switch the station.

I guess I assumed it was a song about how good America is, so I guess he’s always been retarded.
His an odd fellow, he sings about being born in the USA and how great it is and then he’s celebrating our country being invaded.
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When she came back from the register to collect the money I drove off and hit her with the 1992 classic. "Psych!!!"


I don’t know why but reading this and imagining in mind you doing this has me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

Lmao
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Cheating. Is. Cheating.


Agree but this girl went off the deep end at that time. I mean like looney tunes.
It’s hard being middle , when one side thinks a man can get pregnant.
He’s a paid distraction… something else is going on while eyes are on him.
This happened to a close friend of mine in the early 2000s.

He was not mad one bit… the other woman was a nasty, fat,, hat wearing backwards, chained wallet carrying, jersey wearing, butch.

re: This is perfect shorts weather

Posted by JEC119 on 1/26/26 at 12:07 pm to
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I wear shorts 355 days of the year


Just have to ask…. Why no shorts on those 10 days?
My advice:

“Go to tiger droppings OT board, post what you told me and take the shame you deserve for allowing this to happen. “

“Oh and leave her arse on the curb”

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we’re mammals, the bloodhound gang taught us this.


This is true…. Some mammals can only eat leaves and berries and have the strength of 10 men.
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The team had set out to determine why, relative to our body size, the human penis is disproportionately thick and long compared to other great apes,


Because we are not a great ape smh ….
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So business as usual?


That sums it up as far as I’m concerned.
Lmao …. Why is it they can run their mouth to a woman but run with their feet from real men?

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450 suspects remain active persons of interest.


That’s crazy, Basically there could be 9 serial killer Truckers in every state at any given time.

re: Two Seasons- Coach Cig Vs CKD

Posted by JEC119 on 1/21/26 at 11:59 am to
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Um.... no


lol just thought I’d ask.

re: Two Seasons- Coach Cig Vs CKD

Posted by JEC119 on 1/21/26 at 11:39 am to
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Wait for the next 21 - 3 arse whipping at half time in front of 100k fans booing DeBoer off Saban field. Betcha that'll get the ADs attention. Fans and especially donors have plenty of pull IMO


Serious question thst I guess you can’t answer.

You sound like a big time donor, that says the the things you say on here in anonymity because you can’t voice them in public.

Is this true?

re: Titanic. If Jack hadn’t drowned.

Posted by JEC119 on 1/20/26 at 6:52 pm to
As a teenager the only thing I remember about that movie is nobody told me it was 3 and half hours long …. Worst trick my Girlfriend at the time played on me .
Who would win a brawl between.

CapnCrunch

The sun thst pours the raisins

Snap, Crackle and Pop

Toucan Sam

Coco Bird

Tony the Tiger