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Can I do my top secret national intelligence job from home after a week or so?


Not after that doctor places a 5g monitoring chip in you
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But seriously, am I the only one here who's concerned that AI will be used for some nefarious purposes before all is said and done?


You mean like literally every advance in technology ever?
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love groups like Radiohead and Coldplay













Also I’m just fricking around like what you like
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had no idea Allen Iverson had gotten that big.


His best song is “PRACTICE?”
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and more experimental chunes


FYI Puscifer just announced a new album.
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Are you implying she’s hot?


I'd imagine she's the hottest piece that peeled-potato-in-human-form ever had.

For a guy like him, just not being morbidly obese qualifies as hot.
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Are people really this dumb?


C'mon you know the answer.



Maybe get SNAP to offset costs after you get an on paper divorce and move into the section 8 house with your baby mama but claim your permanent address at yo momma house
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I’ll wait


These threads always go so well
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oh get the absolute frick out of here


You have to stop entertaining someone who thinks he knows what Jesus knows. He stated it before. he's either a troll or a blasphemer - neither deserve your time or energy.

He's gonna be very surprised how many catholics got to heaven one day. Even more so when he sees St. Paul.
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over 400 pounds each


They weren't far from having a ton of fun
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Israel was gonna put a hit on him before the garden of gethsemane


Judas was Mossad
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truck operator then called the sheriff’s office and reported that a man wearing just underwear was shooting at him and blocking his exit.


Imagine being a garbage man just doing your job and then Jabba The Baw comes out, tits going one way, gut and chins going the other, and starts fricking shooting at you.

You might have a bad day at work here and there but frick me running that has to be up there on the list of non-cops bad days.
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I don't belong to any religion, I know what Jesus knew because I know the father.


Ahh ok gotcha. At least now I know what I'm dealing with here.
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The Catholic Church is not the religion of following Jesus


Remember folks. The cornerstone of a huge portion of protestants is making sure to convince themselves the Catholics are wrong. Otherwise their derivative version of it is inherently illegitimate.
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SHOULD leave extra space between cars to allows for longer braking distances; yet it never fails that some asshat will swoop into that gap


No No - that I agree with. I'm talking about the asshats at dead stop with 1.5-2+ car lengths between them and the next dead stopped vehicle. It's because they are looking at their phone and can't see how far they are from the vehicle in front of them.
I'll add this to the bitch fest:

People who leave 2 car lengths between them and the car in front of them. Most of the time it is because they are looking down at their phone and lose all depth perception and think they are much closer than they are. I love swooping in front of them when I can.
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Gotcha. So the content of what I’m defending myself against determines whether I’m patting myself on the back.


Hell, you can do what you want, including disagreeing with my assesment of your post. Free Will.

I'll add your conversion to Catholicism to my intentions tonight while I pray my Rosary. Hopefully you see the error of whateverthefrick derivative version you ascribe to and join us for mass Sunday.
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Defending myself is now patting myself on the back?


No, telling me how many times you don't attack the RCC is. It's obvious you have an axe to grind against the RCC and those of us who attend while pretending to be some authority of what is or isn't right when it comes to religion.

Arrogance and pride are a motherfricker and I hope you figure them out someday. I'll also be praying my rosary for your conversion to the RCC.