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Rzrbackguy
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Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
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Texas excuse list (for those that aren’t familiar)

Aggies are used to this, but for those just getting introduced to the smegma from Austin, here’s the list of excuses you’ll be hearing once they finally slink back to the rant. As you’ll learn, no matter how bad they are, they never admit losing.

1. We just played poorly. We win this 9 of 10 times…just had a bad night. (Note, this will be implied and underlying most of their yammer).

2. Refs stole the game. Even though I don’t recall a single controversial call…this will still be used. They ignore years of blatant protection from old SWC refs and still play this card.

3. We had “so and so” injured. Even if the kid plays….they can still claim he was hurt and playing.

What you won’t hear is the truth, which is….Arkansas beat us like a yard dog. Arkansas is way better than us and we have work to do. The tsip mentality does not allow reality to creep in.


This post was edited on 9/12 at 3:06 pm


Drewbie
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Member since Jun 2012
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All of this is true, but the beatdown was so bad last night that they were even admitting they were getting crushed on surlyhorns. You can't deny an asswhipping like that.

They bitched about their O-line getting punked literally all game long.


CauleyHog
US Army Fan
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4518 posts

TBf there was a couple of obvious targeting no calls. I won’t question why the big12 refs didn’t call those LOL, because we all know why. It’s what they get for all the SWC days.


Hback
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4. Equipment Manager sent the wrong dildos


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weremoose
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That's because their oline got punked all night long.

Morgan spent more time in the pocket than their QB did.


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Allhands
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You forgot "if Colt hadn't gotten hurt"


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Fan lost in nc
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If they have anymore SEC games.sceduled for the upcoming seasons they'll probably cancel them


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Ted2010
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quote:

Refs stole the game


They will get along well with LSU fans


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armtackledawg
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We use excuse #3 even when we win


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Porcine Human
Arkansas Fan
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
10556 posts

You forgot the worst

"Everyone always gives us their A game, and we're too above it all to care as much as them"


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RumHam
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quote:

Texas excuse list


So they are the LSU of the big 12?


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Porker Face
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Don't forget the epic QB controversy. Who will lead this soon to be 6-6 football team?? The nation is on pins and needles to find out. This QB situation is very important and needs to be given a lot of airtime during any game they play until it is resolved!!

Hint: both QBs suck arse and are Texas soft


Brisketeer
Oklahoma Fan
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
1285 posts

So far, it’s “we started the wrong QB” and “Sark underestimated the hate.” They were beat by a much better team period.


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ArHog
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28692 posts

#4

This was y'all's Super Bowl






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Rzrbackguy
Arkansas Fan
Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
1979 posts

quote:

You forgot "if Colt hadn't gotten hurt"


While that one is famous in its own right….#3 is intended to be inclusive of such drivel.

There are a couple others I missed that others have supplied.


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JetDawg
Georgia Fan
USC Trojans fan in Los Angeles
Member since Oct 2020
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Alabama fans of old are very much familiar with excuse #2, most notably the last part..."They ignore years of blatant protection from old SWC refs and still play this card.". Of course, this was in the SEC and was going on in the 1960's and '70's.

I know. I lived back in those days and recall many complaints from other SEC schools about this practice while Bear Bryant was HC.

Now, watch...today's Alabama fans will deny this, just like Texas fans would deny it in the SWC. But, it was well known that it was going on back then.


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14&Counting
California Fan
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Member since Jul 2012
33404 posts

I haven't seen any Texas fan make any excuses.

They know they suck


RazorBroncs
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quote:

"Everyone always gives us their A game, and we're too above it all to care as much as them"


"This was their super bowl and they think we're rivals, look how packed their stadium was while we just didn't care as much"

Then the next post is a giant emotional rage filled melt saying frick everyone and they're quitting watching football


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Hugh McElroy
Texas A&M Fan
Member since Sep 2013
15486 posts

“The other team made our breakfast come late.”


(That’s a real one.)


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dbeck
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Don't forget "Mack ruined recruiting".


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