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RazorBroncs

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Registered on:	9/29/2013
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re: Biggest sign someone has low IQ

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/27/25 at 5:16 pm to Dissident Aggressor

quote:
those that say or type:
would of
could of
should of
dumb as a bag of hammers…

All of a sudden

Not understanding the differences between:

You're/your
Their/there/they're
One/won
Our/are

re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/25/25 at 3:43 pm to fr33manator

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I mean, I'm fine, but I don't think I want sex 14 times a week. 3-5 times is just fine. Sometimes I want the sleep.

14 sounds like a frickin chore

Dude is overcompensating to strangers on the Internet, no way they've been married for any amount of time and have sex twice a day :lol:

Now, when me and my wife were dating? Twice on some days and even 3 times while on vacations and stuff. But it would actually lose its specialty if we were boning 14 times a week, every week, every year. I don't even know how you'd keep it interesting without starting to experiment with some Diddy freak off level shite by year 3 or 4.

My wife has been going through a bit of a "phase" the last few weeks where she's pretty much chasing me around the house for some every other day, and even that has gotten to the point where we're trying new shite in new places to keep it interesting.

"If she's not willing to put up with my needs and demands I'll find someone who will" :lol:

What a douchebag thing to say

re: What commercials are on your last nerve???

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/25/25 at 2:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55

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Any Johnny depp cologne ad walking in the desert with a predatory animal

Don't forget he's wearing solid black leather head to toe and carrying an electric guitar not plugged in to anything... in the desert

Whoever conceptualizes and directs these perfume/cologne ads has the easiest job in the world. Just get an attractive celebrity and have them do something cheesy and nonsensical in slow motion

re: Perspective from four years ago

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/24/25 at 10:56 pm to beulahland

quote:
You are not alone.

Definitely not.

I was about 10 seconds away from ending it all on Christmas Eve about a decade ago. Had gun in hand and loaded, safety off and ready to go. Then my phone rang like a miracle, it was my niece who was 5 or 6 at the time calling on her mother's phone to ask if I would be at Christmas the next morning.

At the time I had ostracized myself and vise-versa from my family and hadn't heard from any other member of my family about Christmas plans. After my fiancee died I had turned hard to opioids and was literally homeless, and didn't care to maintain relationships with anyone. My niece and I had a special relationship when she was born to about 5, as my sister had her when she was very young and I spent a lot of time raising her.

10 years later my wife and I just celebrated our 5th anniversary, our beautiful son just turned 3, we have a house we own near the beach full of amazing gifts and that same niece that literally saved my life along with parents, siblings, nieces and nephews, everyone. She doesn't know her impact and probably won't until she's much older, if ever.

The amount of love that's in my heart and life is the most stark contrast to that time imaginable, I never thought I'd be here. Just seeing my son laugh his arse off because he gets to jump on his new trampoline instead of being scolded for jumping on the couch or bed is one of "those" moments.

Merry Christmas everyone, especially those that have been at rock bottom and look around to see they now have everything

re: A Christmas Gift For The OT (continuing TD's most beloved holiday tradition)

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/24/25 at 10:39 pm to Kafka

"The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see" is an incredible quote from an excerpt that was never meant to be that serious.

It's a shame newspapers/journalists no longer write like this. There's so much "grandeur" in just a simple reply to a child in an afterthought mailbag column

re: A Christmas Gift For The OT (continuing TD's most beloved holiday tradition)

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/24/25 at 8:31 pm to Kafka

My submission for Volume 9 next year:

It's pretty much The Strokes doing "I wish it was Christmas Today" from the SNL sketch. But a great alternative Christmas song for the collection

:cheers:

And I skimmed so I may have missed it, but no Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham?

re: Putting Christmas Presents Together Thread

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/24/25 at 8:20 pm to Old Man and a Porch

My 3 year old has been obsessed with jumping on beds, couches, even just hopping along on the floor for the last few months. What can I say, this dude found his passion and has embraced it

I bought him a little 6' trampoline with a safety net and basketball goal attachment for Christmas, and couldn't wait until tomorrow morning. I assembled it while he was napping earlier today and he's probably jumped for over an hour solid at this point

He loves it so far

re: Can't hold Britney down...

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/24/25 at 12:04 pm to TexasTiger33

quote:
TexasTiger33

Would you shut up? You're ruining one of the boards' favorite topics you angry little fruitcake

re: Will SEC embarrass themselves in playoffs again like last season?

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/21/25 at 5:03 pm to Gator Fever

It isn't helping anything that round one had an SEC vs. SEC rematch game, and now round two has another. The conference is being forced to cannibalize it's chances at the NC game

A&M notwithstanding, Oklahoma and whoever loses the UGA/OM game got the shaft with the seeding

re: Irish Dave

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/21/25 at 4:57 pm to Python 357

quote:
No, LSU and Bammer have about 10 each that qualify for 2nd worst. You are 1 of the 10 Bammers.

Worst poster? Georgia fans...pick one.

You supposedly signed up 3 days ago :lol:

Another obvious alter for the 25th try

re: JMU covered!

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 10:42 pm to DeathValley85

Give JMU their credit for not giving up and taking what Oregon was giving them. They could've been like Tulane and just laid down and died.

They should be very proud of their team and season. They went to the other end of the country and gave it their best shot

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re: Who ya got in round 2

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 10:31 pm to dawgfan24348

Indiana
Ole Miss
Ohio State
Texas Tech

3 of the 4 games will be interesting tossups. Ohio State/Miami will be the only snoozer, especially if Miami plays like they did today

Cignetti's Indiana vs. DeBoer's Bama will be very interesting. Tech vs. Oregon could go either way, but I think Tech has the better roster full of studs on defense. I think Ole Miss' defense can limit UGA's offense enough for their (OM's) offense to outscore the bulldogs.

re: This has become an ugly place…

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:56 pm to theRealJesseD

quote:
Same as it ever was

Lighten up Francis

You joined in 2021. It has definitely sucked since then.

It hasn't always been this way. There was some ribbing and shite talking amongst rival fanbases, but actual legitimate football talk and informative threads were still happening.

Now you try to have a legitimate football discussion and you get drowned out by idiots with little dick syndrome who can't even form coherent sentences

re: Lane gets a bonus with the Ole Miss win

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:50 pm to elposter

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Oh damn - LSU had to sit at home and watch Ole Miss win in the playoff AND had to pay for it. That sucks.

They sure showed them! I bet it really stings!

This OP thinking this was a gotcha is still cracking me up a little. They paid money out of their own athletic funds because their bitter rival won a playoff game, and OP thinks "I got this sick burn locked and loaded!"

re: Pete needs to get his shite together

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:45 pm to honeybadger07

This is just getting worse and worse for LSU fans :lol:

The amount of insecurity is just comical. I have no dog in this fight, but I'm highly entertained

re: Sad the only success ole piss has is a 1st round win against Tulame.

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:30 pm to JTA1985

You're retarded and don't know ball if you think UGA is an automatic W against OM right now

OM could very easily win this one. So could UGA. Neither one is being "crushed" though, that's dumb

re: Lane won without even being there

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:27 pm to stitchop

This dude has 475 posts, 450 of those are threads he started about every dumbass thought that enters his head

re: Pete Golding defense in the 2nd half

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:24 pm to BlackCloud

quote:
It was Tulane man....TULANE!

He (poorly) listed 13 games man... THIRTEEN!

re: Lane gets a bonus with the Ole Miss win

Posted by RazorBroncs on 12/20/25 at 6:19 pm to Shooter

quote:
He just keeps on winning! It has sting a little if you're an Ole Miss fan.

Uhhh... Isn't LSU the one PAYING that bonus? For a win that wasn't even theirs and belongs to their bitter rival, in a playoff they didn't even make?

That's cuck chair behavior