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Texas Co-DC charged with DUI after crash
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:00 pm
Sources say Nansen had been at dinner with Texas’ Assistant Head Coach, Jeff Banks, before they were headed to see Texas’ 2nd Lady and her monkey’s nightly performance.
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:02 pm to NFLSU
Could’ve been AIDS from the Monkey or stripper.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:03 pm to NFLSU
What in the frick?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:04 pm to NFLSU
Sarks Texas Program has a very dark Aurora around it
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:04 pm to TDsngumbo
Imagine leaving your wife and kids for that…
Coaching staff full of raging douchebags.
Coaching staff full of raging douchebags.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:04 pm to Aguga
Pretty sure that monkey bit a random person a couple of years ago.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:09 pm to NFLSU
Alright alright alright.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:12 pm to LVag1997
Sure, the stripper's monkey bit a child, but look how cute its Texas diaper is 
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:12 pm to NFLSU
LSU will get kicked out for this.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:13 pm to NFLSU
What a despicable relationship. I hope that monkey hasn’t suffered any sexual abuse from them.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:14 pm to NFLSU
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Coaching staff full of raging douchebags.
That’s a large percentage of coaches everywhere.
Why do people continue to drive drunk? It absolutely blows my mind. It’s so damn easy to make alternative plans.
My late brother had a genius move. He would call a Wrecker to tow him and his truck from the bar. Go out get hammered and wake up the next morning (afternoon) at home with your ride safely in the driveway.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:14 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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Sarks Texas Program has a very dark Aurora around it
Aura
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:20 pm to Eldodroptop
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My late brother had a genius move. He would call a Wrecker to tow him and his truck from the bar. Go out get hammered and wake up the next morning (afternoon) at home with your ride safely in the driveway.
Or he could have just called a cab for way cheaper
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:22 pm to Adam Banks
Self-driving cars are taking over the city of Austin but the Texas coaches and players are a direct reflection of their head coach.
Sad but not surprising.
Sad but not surprising.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:24 pm to Adam Banks
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Or he could have just called a cab for way cheaper
Missed the point.
You do realize that a large percentage of DWI drivers do it because they don’t want to leave their vehicles. Right?
Call a wrecker. You and your car get home safe.
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