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re: Texas Co-DC charged with DUI after crash

Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3252 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:28 pm to
My sister was killed by drunk driver. I make it a point to never put a family through that. I ride with someone or I take an uber. No matter what.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3956 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

So did he spank the monkey?


My brother or the coach?

My brother is dead, so any allegations of monkey spanking are moot.

Coach? I wouldn’t doubt it. He seems a bit adventurous if you know what I mean.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22132 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

UTrannyFanFromLouisiana


We get it, it’s been a tough 2 decades for UTranny.

It could be worse…the majority of students at The University of India haven’t been alive to witness a men’s Big 3 title
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3956 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:33 pm to
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There’s absolutely zero chance it’s cheaper to routinely call a wrecker to tow your car home from the bar.


Absolutely. There is a cost to convenience.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57722 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:36 pm to
Sankey is losing control of the conference
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
18320 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:36 pm to
Clear lack of institutional control
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3252 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:37 pm to
My brother owns a wrecker in Baton Rouge. Y’all hit me up if you get drunk. I’ll get yall the family deal. $$$$$
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
34038 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:44 pm to
Pete Golding isn't impressed.
Posted by TeeteringBrink
Member since Feb 2007
1545 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:45 pm to
wtf are we looking at?
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22132 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 3:56 pm to
The stripper and monkey that the Assistant Head Coach at UTranny left his wife and kids for, of course!
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4380 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

wtf are we looking at?

congratulations, you are NOT obsessed with Texas!
Posted by TeeteringBrink
Member since Feb 2007
1545 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:17 pm to
No, but I’ve been known to be obsessed with hot strippers.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8446 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

My late brother had a genius move. He would call a Wrecker to tow him and his truck from the bar. Go out get hammered and wake up the next morning (afternoon) at home with your ride safely in the driveway.


So he watched The League
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3956 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

So he watched The League


The League watched him. Bro started doing the tow truck thing in the ‘90s after he almost launched a ‘90 Trans Am GTA off the US 183 to Mopac flyover after we both were, unjustly, kicked out of the Yellow Rose.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
13541 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:33 pm to
Sorry to hear that.

It’s irresponsible as hell.

We Uber whenever we can.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15171 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:34 pm to
The return of pole assassin?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
40086 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

It’s pretty damn inexcusable these days.


I don't know why people say this, taxi cabs have existed my entire life.

All you have to do is ask the bar or whatever to call one for you, they will.

It's always been easy and inexcusable.
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Orange Beach
Member since Oct 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:24 pm to
Pole assassin in the flesh!
Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
Orange Beach
Member since Oct 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:26 pm to
Good lord! What a freak …literally and figuratively.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1749 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

My late brother had a genius move. He would call a Wrecker to tow him and his truck from the bar. Go out get hammered and wake up the next morning (afternoon) at home with your ride safely in the driveway.


Alcoholic?
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