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Steve Sarkisian is a genius
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:41 pm
Comparing coach Steve Sarkisian to Pablo Picasso might seem like a stretch at first glance, but in the world of modern football,Sark actually views himself quite a bit like an artist. In fact, Sarkisian explicitly leans into this comparison, once stating: "Putting a game plan together is very analytical... I like to think calling a game is a little bit more of art. It's a little bit more of a blank canvas.
Picasso famously co-founded Cubism, a style that rejected traditional perspectives to deconstruct objects and reconstruct them in abstract, overlapping geometric shapes.Sarkisian’s offensive philosophy—often described as "violent chess"—does something remarkably similar to opposing defenses. Through the relentless use of multi-player pre-snap motions, shifts, and complex Run-Pass Options (RPOs), Sarkisian deconstructs standard defensive structures. He forces defensive coordinators to look at the field from distorted angles, creating optical illusions where a defender thinks they are playing zone, only to find themselves trapped in isolated man coverage.
Before Picasso created his abstract masterpieces, he spent his youth mastering classical, realistic painting technique. He had to perfectly understand the rules of traditional art before he could brilliantly break them.Sarkisian followed a parallel path. He grew up under the strict, disciplined umbrella of the traditional West Coast offense. He mastered the rigid, scientific fundamentals of timing, footwork, and progressions under legendary minds like Norm Chow and Nick Saban. Because his foundation in football "realism" is so flawless, he is uniquely equipped to paint outside the lines today, executing highly abstract, explosive trick plays and multi-motion concepts that other coaches wouldn't dare script.
Picasso famously co-founded Cubism, a style that rejected traditional perspectives to deconstruct objects and reconstruct them in abstract, overlapping geometric shapes.Sarkisian’s offensive philosophy—often described as "violent chess"—does something remarkably similar to opposing defenses. Through the relentless use of multi-player pre-snap motions, shifts, and complex Run-Pass Options (RPOs), Sarkisian deconstructs standard defensive structures. He forces defensive coordinators to look at the field from distorted angles, creating optical illusions where a defender thinks they are playing zone, only to find themselves trapped in isolated man coverage.
Before Picasso created his abstract masterpieces, he spent his youth mastering classical, realistic painting technique. He had to perfectly understand the rules of traditional art before he could brilliantly break them.Sarkisian followed a parallel path. He grew up under the strict, disciplined umbrella of the traditional West Coast offense. He mastered the rigid, scientific fundamentals of timing, footwork, and progressions under legendary minds like Norm Chow and Nick Saban. Because his foundation in football "realism" is so flawless, he is uniquely equipped to paint outside the lines today, executing highly abstract, explosive trick plays and multi-motion concepts that other coaches wouldn't dare script.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:43 pm to Conferencefan
And Conferencefan is an imbecile
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:44 pm to Conferencefan
Arch Manning supports violence against women
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:46 pm to Conferencefan
A Picasso thesis? On tRant?


Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:49 pm to Gnash
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Arch Manning supports violence against women
But I thought he was never married?
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:50 pm to Conferencefan
Rant's first bot.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:53 pm to Conferencefan
Wtf is this all about? I don't trust posters on the rant ashamed to fly their teams logo beside their name.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:56 pm to Conferencefan
Picasso was an a-hole too.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:57 pm to SlicedBread
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Rant's first bot.
Hardly
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:03 pm to Conferencefan
What in hell did you feed Chat to get that crap out of it?
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:04 pm to Conferencefan
Thank you for taking my call, Paul, after being on hold for 27 hours and 39 minutes I just want to say that LSU never played professional players while some other teams in the the conference did. What do you think about that, Paul?
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:07 pm to Tigerinthewoods
I am coach support and super conference fan
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:09 pm to Conferencefan
while some coaches play chess, Sarkisian is solving advanced calculus in real-time, transforming raw athletic data into a flawless, high-scoring theorem.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:17 pm to Conferencefan
There are phone numbers you can call to get some help. Chat can help you with that, too.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:18 pm to 49 to nada
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I don't trust posters on the rant ashamed to fly their teams logo beside their name.
right? couldn’t agree more.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:19 pm to Conferencefan
And conferencefan is an alter.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:20 pm to Conferencefan
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while some coaches play chess, Sarkisian is solving advanced calculus in real-time, transforming raw athletic data into a flawless, high-scoring theorem.
And yet he wins his first absolutely major game since beating Alabama by just running the ball.
Huh.. Who would have guessed.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:21 pm to Conferencefan
AI slop has been detected.
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:30 pm to Eldodroptop
Your the same type of ungrateful fan that reminds me of fsu fans never satisfied
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