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Steve Sarkisian is a genius

Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:41 pm
Posted by Conferencefan
Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:41 pm
Comparing coach Steve Sarkisian to Pablo Picasso might seem like a stretch at first glance, but in the world of modern football,Sark actually views himself quite a bit like an artist. In fact, Sarkisian explicitly leans into this comparison, once stating: "Putting a game plan together is very analytical... I like to think calling a game is a little bit more of art. It's a little bit more of a blank canvas.

Picasso famously co-founded Cubism, a style that rejected traditional perspectives to deconstruct objects and reconstruct them in abstract, overlapping geometric shapes.Sarkisian’s offensive philosophy—often described as "violent chess"—does something remarkably similar to opposing defenses. Through the relentless use of multi-player pre-snap motions, shifts, and complex Run-Pass Options (RPOs), Sarkisian deconstructs standard defensive structures. He forces defensive coordinators to look at the field from distorted angles, creating optical illusions where a defender thinks they are playing zone, only to find themselves trapped in isolated man coverage.

Before Picasso created his abstract masterpieces, he spent his youth mastering classical, realistic painting technique. He had to perfectly understand the rules of traditional art before he could brilliantly break them.Sarkisian followed a parallel path. He grew up under the strict, disciplined umbrella of the traditional West Coast offense. He mastered the rigid, scientific fundamentals of timing, footwork, and progressions under legendary minds like Norm Chow and Nick Saban. Because his foundation in football "realism" is so flawless, he is uniquely equipped to paint outside the lines today, executing highly abstract, explosive trick plays and multi-motion concepts that other coaches wouldn't dare script.
Posted by cattus
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Posted by Demosthenian
Zetto, Granite Bowl, & points btwn
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:43 pm to
And Conferencefan is an imbecile
Posted by Gnash
KTX
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:44 pm to
Arch Manning supports violence against women
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:46 pm to
A Picasso thesis? On tRant?

Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Arch Manning supports violence against women


But I thought he was never married?
Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:50 pm to
Rant's first bot.

I hate it.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:53 pm to
Wtf is this all about? I don't trust posters on the rant ashamed to fly their teams logo beside their name.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:56 pm to
Picasso was an a-hole too.
Posted by Gnash
KTX
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Rant's first bot.

Hardly
Posted by Tigerinthewoods
In the woods
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:03 pm to
What in hell did you feed Chat to get that crap out of it?
Posted by Doak Walker
Dallas
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:04 pm to
Thank you for taking my call, Paul, after being on hold for 27 hours and 39 minutes I just want to say that LSU never played professional players while some other teams in the the conference did. What do you think about that, Paul?
Posted by Conferencefan
Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:07 pm to
I am coach support and super conference fan
Posted by Conferencefan
Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:09 pm to
while some coaches play chess, Sarkisian is solving advanced calculus in real-time, transforming raw athletic data into a flawless, high-scoring theorem.
Posted by Tigerinthewoods
In the woods
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:17 pm to
There are phone numbers you can call to get some help. Chat can help you with that, too.
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

I don't trust posters on the rant ashamed to fly their teams logo beside their name.


right? couldn’t agree more.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3049 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:19 pm to
And conferencefan is an alter.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
3947 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

while some coaches play chess, Sarkisian is solving advanced calculus in real-time, transforming raw athletic data into a flawless, high-scoring theorem.


And yet he wins his first absolutely major game since beating Alabama by just running the ball.

Huh.. Who would have guessed.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:21 pm to
AI slop has been detected.
Posted by Conferencefan
Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:30 pm to
Your the same type of ungrateful fan that reminds me of fsu fans never satisfied
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