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We have lost a lot of good posters over the years due to how shitty this board has become. People just get tired of it.


Says the resident dildo pic enthusiast.

re: Marcel Reed is 2-1 against LSU

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/28/26 at 1:41 pm to
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G.R.I.N.D. stands for:

°Grit

°Relentless Effort

°Integrity

°Now

°Dependability



What kind of shitty acronym work is this?

re: Take it

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/28/26 at 1:23 pm to
Checking in on how this turned out.
Whoever it is will be hilarious and terrible.
Their coaching searches are must see TV, though.
They'll start with a Bear Bryant/Tom Landry/Andy Reid Voltron coach, and end up with a coordinator from Kansas.




Bonus Max Johnson appearance.
Solid plan Aggy.

re: The $146m Elko experience

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/27/26 at 9:47 am to
At some point, most of your athletic budget will be earmarked for paying men NOT to coach.
Please proceed.
y'all racist slapdicks need jesus

ESPN Sleeper Portal Transfer Stars

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/24/26 at 8:52 pm
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Not everybody had the luxury of working with budgets of $30 million to $40 million (or more!) when building out their college football rosters for 2026. Most programs had a ton of work to do during the January transfer window and had to move quickly while spending their money carefully.
No matter how much the market has changed in the past few years, successful transfer recruiting still comes down to sharp talent evaluation and the ability to identify under-the-radar or undervalued players capable of becoming good fits. And when more than 7,000 Division I transfers become available in a two-week window, lots of good players are going to slip through the cracks.

It's time once again for us to celebrate the September surprises. This is our annual all-sleeper team we put together four weeks into the season, composed of players who did not make ESPN's top 100 transfer rankings but have made strong first impressions in nonconference play.
The squad we put together last September featured unexpected Ole Miss stars Trinidad Chambliss and Kewan Lacy. Our 2024 team had a transfer QB on the rise at Vanderbilt named Diego Pavia and seven future NFL draft picks.
This year's September surprises include more hidden gems from the Group of 6, FCS and Division II among the many transfers making the most of their new opportunities early on this season.



LINK

Offense:

QB: Lincoln Kienholz, Louisville
RB: Dilin Jones, LSU
RB: Jaylin Carter, Memphis
WR: Gavin Freeman, Baylor
WR: Chris Marshall, Arkansas
WR: Justin Bowick, Oklahoma State
TE: Hunter Tipton, Memphis
OT: Paki Finau, BYU
OT: Monroe Mills, Virginia
OG: Dylan Sikorski, Texas
OG: Charlie Adams, Kansas State
C: Brock Riker, Penn State
All-purpose: Michael Hawkins Jr., West Virginia

Defense:

Edge: Emmanuel Oyebadejo, Florida
Edge: Amaree Williams, Mississippi State
DT: Jireh Moe, Utah
DT: Eli Coenen, Michigan State
LB: Sammy Omosigho, UCLA
LB: Anthony Palano, Boston College
LB: Owen Chambliss, Nebraska
CB: Jalen Mayo, Houston
CB: Sione Laulea, Missouri
S: Kingston Lopa, Cal
S: Kaleb Beasley, Louisville
S: Dejuan Lane, Tennessee


Special Teams:

PK: Manaki Watanabe, Fresno State
P: Gabe Russo, Pitt
Returner: Zay Robinson, Penn State

re: I can’t stop laughing

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/24/26 at 6:01 pm to
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How did this ever make it into the SEC?


Stinkbait for the real catch

re: SIAP - LSU is bleeding money

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/24/26 at 3:44 pm to
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Elon is investing $100 billion into SpaceX in Louisiana


big difference
That makes sense, but I'm sure everybody and their dog knew what play was coming when a DT lines up on offense.
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JJ Pegues (DT) - 6 carries


what the hell?
This could unintentionally trigger more realignment if conferences move to cull the weak herd members.
This made me curious what the QBR scale limits are:

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The NCAA passer efficiency has an upper limit of 1,261.6 (every attempt is a 99-yard completion for a touchdown), and a lower limit of -731.6 (every attempt is completed, but results in a 99-yard loss). A passer who throws only interceptions will have a -200 efficiency, as would a passer who only throws completed passes losing an average of 35.714 yards.
That banner was in the shredder by halftime.

re: The Louisiana Purchase

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/22/26 at 4:43 pm to
I know it sounds weird, but that's actually a three cent nickel.

re: Take it

Posted by SlicedBread on 9/22/26 at 8:34 am to

I have seen some Titanicly dumb shite on secrant.com, but this may be the most brain cell dissolving tripe ever vomited onto a keyboard.
I look forward to you pretending like you never posted this.
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losing is better than winning


Got it.
Minus a Skattebo, he is just another backyard white boy jukebox.
I get that he was Plan D on the portal list; I'm more surprised they paid him Tier one comp.
What the frick is Buster doing?