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SEC Shorts - Texas takes the throne

Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:01 am
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:01 am
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
31824 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:05 am to
To take the throne you have to kill the king.

Texas has been prison raped by the king 3 times in a row in an 18 month period of time.

Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:06 am to
That has a tRant inspired feel to it
Posted by ChiefKiefton
Member since Jan 2019
96 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:07 am to
They were getting destroyed for three quarters. They will lose at least two games this year.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
111653 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:09 am to
Don't fret, they're just keeping it warm for UGA or LSU.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
10031 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:13 am to
Appreciate the kansas cameo.
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
14494 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Don't fret, they're just keeping it warm for UGA or LSU.



LSU? With what QB?
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
5641 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:17 am to
SEC Shorts setting up the inevitable Red River Upset? Because you know it’s coming…
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 8:18 am
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
22569 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:17 am to
Enjoyed that one.
Posted by Old1937
Member since Jun 2024
1505 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:18 am to
Texas totally dominated Ohio State in the second half, our own mistakes killed us in the first .
Posted by Texasbaby
Member since Jan 2026
98 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:27 am to
uga 50/50 so probably


LSU? with Sam as the QB yeah no.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1660 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:35 am to
quote:

SEC Shorts setting up the inevitable Red River Upset? Because you know it’s coming…
With who, Mateer? He's a bum. Don't believe me? Ask Oklahoma fans
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
12010 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:37 am to
OSU looked tired and worn down in the 2nd half. Making the mistakes Texas did in the first half.

DKR is like an oven this time of year with little air flow, and visiting teams seem to discount that while Texas is more acclimated.

The only place hotter in my experience was the old cowboys Texas Stadium which, while unique, would get ridiculously hot and dangerous for fans and players. Then there would be an ice storm a few weeks later.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 8:39 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
37169 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:37 am to
quote:

To take the throne you have to kill the king.

Texas has been prison raped by the king 3 times in a row in an 18 month period of time.





Nobody really cares about Georgia outside its fanbase. They really don't care enough to remember how many games yall won against Texas.


You want to know how little people think about UGA? Yall won back to back NCs, and nobody ever talks about them. They talk about Bamas. They talk about Clemsons. They talk about LSUs. They talk about OSUs and Michigan's.

Y'all have a boring team with a boring culture and a "Look at me!" attitude that is second only to Aggy.






TLDR: Nobody Cares.
Posted by Purple N Gold Savage
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
156 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

LSU? with Sam as the QB yeah no.

Our defense is gonna have something to say about it! And Lane won't let up thinking a lead it too big to lose! So enjoy your time in the spotlight while you can!
Posted by BigHorn69
Member since Nov 2024
488 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Our defense is gonna have something to say about it! And Lane won't let up thinking a lead it too big to lose! So enjoy your time in the spotlight while you can!



Leavitt is going to have a pile of interceptions if he lasts long enough to even make it to the game the way he plays

i doubt he makes it past kentucky without getting hurt
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
31824 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:53 am to
You cared enough to type all of that shite up.

Maybe next time yall get a shot at the king you can hold us under 50 points. At least Texas managed that

Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
20978 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:54 am to
Good one. SEC Shorts is top-notch.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
37169 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 8:59 am to
I consider that to be providing a public service: When nobody is talking about UGA, don't try to wedge them into the conversation. It make you look desperate and, quite frankly, pathetic.



We will talk about UGA when they do something interesting.


But if we're being honest, small chance that happens. y'all seem to be slipping back towards the Mark Richt days: win a lot of games but lose the important ones.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11464 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 9:00 am to
quote:

To take the throne you have to kill the king.

Are you really triggered by a SEC shorts video?
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