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re: Say something nice about your school’s rival

Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:33 am to
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10048 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:33 am to
They suck a mean dick
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22014 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:34 am to
Bama coeds don't sweat as much as you'd expect for fat chicks.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9844 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:34 am to
Its football coach has done a wonderful job this season.
Posted by Hilonghorn9
Member since Oct 2024
597 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:35 am to
Their fanatical support of their sports teams and sporting events is truly elite.
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
2087 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:38 am to
Most of them go back to their home state when they finish their degrees.
Posted by Realistic Ag
Member since Jun 2014
2048 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:39 am to
Their city has some great bbq.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7233 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:41 am to
Their campus is close enough to Georgia that we can pretend they're not in SC.
Posted by brambo
Member since Aug 2018
345 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:41 am to
FSU has a clown college. It takes a lot of confidence for a school to do such a thing. They don’t care how ridiculous they look.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6110 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:43 am to
Vanderbilt is a well respected institution academically.

Got nothing good to say about Florida.

Bama is unfortunately the best SEC football program historically and is still very good even post-Saban even if they’re not going to be rattling off six national championships in eleven years anymore.

Kentucky exists I guess? Thanks for the coal. Kept the lights on in the 20th century.
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
12773 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:50 am to
FSU has the nations best clown college!
Posted by TX Tea
Member since Sep 2023
592 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:51 am to
Ou has more National titles and Heisman winners that TX.
Posted by Freon
Sah Kurlahna
Member since Dec 2018
790 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:55 am to
Dunkin’ Donuts straws are purple and orange because it helps them suck more
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
1590 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:56 am to
I will as soon as I think of something.
Posted by FirstCityDawg
Member since May 2017
3390 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:56 am to
Georgia Tech’s OC did a good job when he was an analyst on our staff.
Posted by UTATX
ATX
Member since May 2024
823 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:58 am to
Good backup school for my kid
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5318 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:59 am to
Knoxville is a nice town.

Is that close enough?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26765 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:59 am to
No. frick everyone that is a Miami or FSU grad
Posted by ChapelHillSooner
Chapel Hill
Member since Dec 2020
1003 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 10:02 am to
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Their good looking Oklahoma cheerleaders are from the state of Texas

Ou has more National titles and Heisman winners that TX.



The implied digs on A&M (not being Texas's rival) is brilliant.
This post was edited on 11/25/25 at 10:04 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4534 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 10:16 am to
Auburn has the best ride the horsie team in the nation
Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11341 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 10:18 am to
I think it's really strange to play your most hated rival over Thanksgiving weekend. The students aren't on campus and the student involvement in rivalry games is what keeps those rivalries heated in the future.

Mizzou played its only rival during earlier in the season when the students and campus can fully get involved in its hatred of ku.

And I'll never, ever have a single nice thing to say about kansas.
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