Open Dore Policy

[quote]He told me there was an 85 percent chance that my penis would rot off. Luckily I was in the 15 percent and it did not.[/quote][quote]by rexorotten[/quote] Name doesn't check out. ...

[quote]quote: Since then balls have been huge Congratulations! quote: and I have a pain See, you cannot have your cake and eat it too.[/quote] Thanks for making me laugh enough to make my balls hurt....

Worst nightmare. Having something happen to your child when you entrust the schools with their safety. ...

[quote]I had mine 6 weeks ago and my balls are still tender. Every time I touch my balls, I can feel where Dr. Amy cut and burned off the tube and its still sensitive.[/quote] A little tender I can handle. I have a very active job where I will be going all day when I get back Monday. I'm h...

[quote]Don't they tell you lay around the first 2 days and watch sports?[/quote] At least the first day. I thought I was feeling pretty good and may have jumped the gun....

[quote]Don't get a vasectomy.[/quote] Little late....

[quote]You were probably a bit too active after the procedure. Just keep doing the pees and you will be fine in a few days....also, get some good compression shorts, that will keep everything where it should be.[/quote] I was a little active the next day. I'm hoping this is the culprit. I...

[quote]Color, texture[/quote] Underside seems to be a brighter red color. Texture seems pretty normal, just swollen. ...

Yeah I'm calling the doc when they open today. I spent all day yesterday in the bed on my back with peas hoping it would help, and maybe it did a bit. But the pain is back pretty bad this morning. Just wondered if anybody has been through anything similar. ...

Procedure went well, no problems. As did first couple days. Since then balls have been huge and I have a pain that shoots into my lower abdomen when I stand up and walk. Any OT advice? ...

[quote]There WAS at least one over the River Kwai tho[/quote] SPOILER ALERT ...

[quote]Wife (no pics) and I were looking at houses a couple years ago and we ran across a completely remodeled ranch that kept the attic fan for some reason. She was born and raised in Seattle so had no idea what it was or what it was used for. She just looked at me and asked "why does this house ha...

White 1989 Chevy Astro Van....

[quote]"Vanderbilt's defense is about as reliable as airplane WiFi. We may not be scholars like them Vanderbilt students, but we do understand the equation of allowing 6.1 yards per play, equals your defense sucks. Six of the team's eight top defenders have moved on, presumably to go work for people...

Upvote 100. Yep....

Most women I think it ruins their overall appearance. There are a few women I've seen that I think the tattoo they have actually looks okay on them. However, I doubt think it makes them look better, just that some women have classier tattoos. ...

[quote]Am I gay now? [/quote] Now?...

Forms asking if they can spank your kids....

I've found Busch is a surprisingly good beer for the price....

That Walmart's clearance rack about to be loaded....