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re: Polling confirms Missouri not a fit for SEC

Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16014 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:03 pm to
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and it is the only state where it was the definition of a civil war) started long before Fort Sumter and lasted long after Appomattox. Missouri Bushwhackers did not tuck tail and quit like the rest of you pussies.


You folks need to learn your civil war history

Or just run to the big 10 where you belong. Not knowing civil war history is no issue for those folks. Just another thing yall (you guyses) have in common
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 10:05 pm
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72983 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:04 pm to
That’s like an asterisk national title. Missouri never fully seceded.

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
41762 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:11 pm to
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I hate grits

Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1875 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:28 pm to
Wish A&M would split for the B10 and get the better money. Only SEC leadership would be incompetent enough to have a superior product and get an inferior payout.

Rodo
Posted by DownOnWashington
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2022
538 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:52 pm to
Tell me the difference of someone from Sapulpa,Oklahoma and Birmingham, Alabama other than BBQ sauce.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
100 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 12:57 am to
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Proud to be a Midwesterner.

As such, we are superior intellectually, and totally conned the fools of the old guard SEC out of millions in cash. Not sure what eligibility requirement the douchebag OP thinks is required for membership.

Side note...I hate grits, but do love fried chicken so I guess I'm a little conflicted. I also enjoy traveling to the SEC venues as compared to the landfill of kansas.


These are the only people from Missouri I've ever known. Are all the folks there still like this?


This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 12:58 am
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
2055 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 2:21 am to
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Proud to be a Midwesterner. As such, we are superior intellectually,

Congratulations, but then, explain to me how my daughter graduated from Wash U in St. Louis (the highest academically-ranked university in the state) Summa Cum Laude in Mathematics and received the award as the Top Mathematics graduate…and she is from the Deep South (bordering the Gulf of America). Were there no Midwesterners at that university?
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3567 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 5:10 am to
Missouri doesn’t belong in the sec because they suck at everything. Having said that it’s hard to argue that the ozarks aren’t southern culture. Mark Twain national forest sounds pretty southern to me.
Posted by Bubbles Up
Member since Jul 2011
2972 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 5:49 am to
I always laugh when an LSU fan says A&M isn’t a fit in the SEC. Shows how stupid they are, with absolutely no knowledge of the University’s ties to the Confederacy. Or LSU’s ties to William Tecumseh Sherman.

This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 7:19 am
Posted by Mosnowman
Josey Wales Country
Member since Sep 2012
1311 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 7:25 am to
Congrats on sending her to an Academically superior college in Missouri. We readily welcome high achievers.

Obviously she doesn't belong in the SEC either.

Side note: Congrats, that's a hell of an accomplishment achieving that goal.
Posted by slimjay89
SeMo
Member since Oct 2023
47 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:09 am to
I live at the top of the "Bootheel" in southeast Missouri. Sikeston, "Home of the Throwed Roll" at Lamberts Cafe. Most people around here identify as "country", some of us considerer ourselves "southern'. 25 minutes from Tennessee, 20 minutes from Kentucky and less than an hour from the Arkansas border. It feels pretty southern around here!
Posted by QBUMizzou
North of the Mason Dixon line
Member since Nov 2013
795 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:16 am to
I would clutch my pearls, but I’m too busy enjoying the $72 million the University of Missouri received from the SEC in revenue distribution this year.

$72 million proofs we belong.

Suck it!
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72983 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 9:42 am to
Not one cent of that hit your account, but cool.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19589 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:33 pm to
Lamberts is cool. Down around New Madrid they grow cotton. I’d definitely class that part of the state as Southern.


The biggest thing in Missouri’s favor is that they wanted to join. Versus Tulane, Georgia Tech and Sewanee that left. Those are Yankee type moves.

Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:49 pm to
I went to a game in COMO several years ago when Bert was the coach, damn near got in a fistfight with a Mizzou fan in the stands.His dad had to escort him out, they're okay with me based on that.
This post was edited on 2/6/26 at 3:50 pm
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16014 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:53 pm to
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I’m too busy enjoying the $72 million the University of Missouri received from the SEC in revenue distribution this year.


Cool. How are you enjoying it, do you work for the athletic department or something?

Seems like it has mostly been squandered to me. Nothing of relevance has been won and your facilities are still arse
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
7859 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 3:56 pm to
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It is time to right the wrongs of a few years ago and boot those yankees from the conference

Only yanks don’t want them either.
Posted by QBUMizzou
North of the Mason Dixon line
Member since Nov 2013
795 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:24 pm to
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Cool. How are you enjoying it, do you work for the athletic department or something?

Seems like it has mostly been squandered to me. Nothing of relevance has been won and your facilities are still arse


Oh, just the knowledge that the revenue is split evenly, and Mizzou is treated like a real brother. It’s really touching.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
31616 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:25 pm to
I agree that Missouri is Midwest but Oklahoma is Southern, or Southwestern. Nobody from Oklahoma says they're in "the Midwest", in fact Kentucky is more "Midwest" than Oklahoma.
Posted by tpatten
Member since Oct 2013
118 posts
Posted on 2/6/26 at 4:28 pm to
True. St. Louis and Kansas City are both below the latitude of the Mason-Dixon Line. Jesse James lived just south of it in Northern Missouri. St. Joseph, MO is just north of it.
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