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Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:51 pm to Jon Ham
Those a pretty funny. Lots of talent on the Rant.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:58 pm to WestRockyTop
Dashing up the polls
With the weak arse sked we played
All the time we know
Our dreams will slip away, HA-HA-HA
Loss to U-Trans stings
But spirits remain bright
What fun it is that we pretend
That Aggy is alright, OH…
Elko bells, Elko bells
Elko all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
‘39 is here to stay-AY
Elko bells, Elko bells
Elko the way
Not much fun to realize
We’ll lose and still be gay.
With the weak arse sked we played
All the time we know
Our dreams will slip away, HA-HA-HA
Loss to U-Trans stings
But spirits remain bright
What fun it is that we pretend
That Aggy is alright, OH…
Elko bells, Elko bells
Elko all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
‘39 is here to stay-AY
Elko bells, Elko bells
Elko the way
Not much fun to realize
We’ll lose and still be gay.
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:01 pm to Jon Ham
It’s still Advent.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:16 pm to Jon Ham
You’re an expansion team, one that get n bc at least four teams said no, you’re not the flagship. You’re the all other ships have said so it’ll do.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:19 pm to Jon Ham
Nice Sail
Posted on 12/16/25 at 4:43 pm to Jon Ham
Last Egg Bowl, I gave you my heart.
The very next day, you gave it away.
This week, to avoid the eye leaks.
I'll give it to Coach Pete Golding.
The very next day, you gave it away.
This week, to avoid the eye leaks.
I'll give it to Coach Pete Golding.
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:36 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Silver-field
Don’t you mean Happy Hanukah?
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:54 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Silver-field (Silver-field), Silver-field (Silver-field)
We're 2-10 vs Mizzou in the SEC
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling), hear them ring (hear them ring)
Soon you’ll all be Silverfricked
Merry Christmas Hogs!
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:01 pm to Jon Ham
Post of the year!
Merry Christmas to all!
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:05 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Ring-a-ling (ring-a-ling), hear them ring (hear them ring)
YES!!
Merry Christmas!!
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:44 pm to reggierayreb
Nice one, Reb.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:55 pm to Jon Ham
We wish you a merry Kiffmas
We wish you a merry Kiffmas
We wish you a merry Kiffmas
But you still are a queer
We wish you a merry Kiffmas
We wish you a merry Kiffmas
But you still are a queer
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:03 pm to Jon Ham
He is no Chad Morris.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:20 pm to Kenna City Solja
- Not a fan of this song at all, but it does provide material -
Cooper did you know
That your baby boy
Would never win the Heisman
Cooper did you know
That your baby boy
Is more Rico than Joe Theisman
Did you know
That your baby boy
Would flex just like a faggy
This QB that you sired
Still made a bitch out of Aggy.
Cooper did you know
That your baby boy
Would never win the Heisman
Cooper did you know
That your baby boy
Is more Rico than Joe Theisman
Did you know
That your baby boy
Would flex just like a faggy
This QB that you sired
Still made a bitch out of Aggy.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:44 am to Jon Ham
Bama got run over by a Schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Bama been drinkin' too much Slammer
And we'd begged him not to throw
But he forgot his running game
And he staggered out the gate and scored zero
When we found him Saturday mornin'
At the scene of the attack
He had wheel prints on his forehead
And incriminating sack marks on Ty's back
Bama got run over by a Schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Now we're all so proud of DeBoer
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' the next round
Calling Michigan and stealing players with Grubb and Morrell
It's not Saturday without Bama
Gussied up in their best sweatpants
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we call up Lane Kiffin or smoke some crack?
(Smoke some crack!)
Bama got run over by a schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Now the casseroles on the table
And the moon pie drunk with Pibb, ah!
And the crimson and white candles
That would have just matched the colors of that glorious Schooner Rig
I've called into the Paul Finebaum Show
Loudly crying it's the refs
They should never give a contract
To a man who loses twice to Boomer Sooner and shamed itself
Bama got run over by a Schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Bama been drinkin' too much Slammer
And we'd begged him not to throw
But he forgot his running game
And he staggered out the gate and scored zero
When we found him Saturday mornin'
At the scene of the attack
He had wheel prints on his forehead
And incriminating sack marks on Ty's back
Bama got run over by a Schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Now we're all so proud of DeBoer
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' the next round
Calling Michigan and stealing players with Grubb and Morrell
It's not Saturday without Bama
Gussied up in their best sweatpants
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we call up Lane Kiffin or smoke some crack?
(Smoke some crack!)
Bama got run over by a schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Now the casseroles on the table
And the moon pie drunk with Pibb, ah!
And the crimson and white candles
That would have just matched the colors of that glorious Schooner Rig
I've called into the Paul Finebaum Show
Loudly crying it's the refs
They should never give a contract
To a man who loses twice to Boomer Sooner and shamed itself
Bama got run over by a Schooner
Driving home from Norman Saturday Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Sooner Magic
But as for me and Venables, we believe
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:12 am to BoomerandSooner
Lane's Swell, He's Our Next Big Hire
(Angels We Have Heard on High)
LSU is really high
Swigging, drinking, o'er the plains
After Kelly's loud goodbyes
Aching for their boyish Lane.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
Cajuns why this jubilee?
Why your joyous strains prolong?
Next year still brings Aaaa-ggies
Singing War Hymns/ doin you wrong.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
Come to Kyle Field and see
A team's re-birth- the angels sing;
Come, adore on bended knee,
Your new daddy, your new King.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
(Angels We Have Heard on High)
LSU is really high
Swigging, drinking, o'er the plains
After Kelly's loud goodbyes
Aching for their boyish Lane.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
Cajuns why this jubilee?
Why your joyous strains prolong?
Next year still brings Aaaa-ggies
Singing War Hymns/ doin you wrong.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
Come to Kyle Field and see
A team's re-birth- the angels sing;
Come, adore on bended knee,
Your new daddy, your new King.
Glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-rrrrrrrrriaaa!
NIL mess deaux!
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 8:44 am
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:57 am to truth22
Mark Stoops the red head ginger,
Had a very solid run.
But things started slipping,
Fans said "your time is done.'
Had a very solid run.
But things started slipping,
Fans said "your time is done.'
Posted on 12/17/25 at 5:03 am to UKWildcats
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Brian Kelly, my coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, for-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shite he is!
Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's Lane Kiffin?
Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's Lane Kiffin?
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:38 am to Catahoula20LSU
That one was filled with Christmas spirit.
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