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One of the most prevalent topics here is the change in college football over the past 5 years. The consensus of the rant is that college football has changed drastically, and not for the better.

But when Alabama fans post the same thing…

Thank you that confirming that Alabama is the benchmark of college football.
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I mean, the idea that it's all NIL is ridiculous.


No, it is more the transfer portal.

A big part of college football used to be keeping up with recruiting, watching players sign as high schoolers, develop for a year or two, and then play. Fans were fans of a team, but they were also fans of certain players. You knew who your players were, and you knew who the opponents best players were.

Now you spend the first half of the season asking “who the hell is that? And where did he come from?”

So no, college football has changed immensely. For people who grew to love it during the 1980’s or 1990’s the game today is not the same game they grew to love.

The fact someone who is supposedly an Alabama fan would try to use this as a troll gives micro penis alter energy.

I am just excited to be the second person to post in this thread.
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Cry more pussy


Sounds like LSU’s most recent football season. And basketball season. And baseball season.

re: Snowflake Nate

Posted by captdalton on 7/29/26 at 6:41 pm to
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Reminder - LSU fans hate Oats because Oats owns LSU.

And LSU rehired a coach who has a losing record to Oats.


Don’t forget they also rehired Johnny Jones. He has a losing record to a lot of people.

re: Lane is about make OM pay

Posted by captdalton on 7/29/26 at 6:32 pm to
LSU fans are struggling.

re: Snowflake Nate

Posted by captdalton on 7/29/26 at 6:00 pm to
Nice Michigan logo.
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You're clueless if you think Auburn will let panty hosed opinion control the show. Auburn BOT literally just centralized more power this year to help prevent woke from creeping in.


Based on that press release it is clear that is false.
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Mocking someone for having a transgender child is a fricking disgrace.


Knowing that 50% of trans people attempt suicide while not addressing their mental illness but instead affirming it is the disgrace.

If someone in your family suddenly declared they identified as a dinosaur, would you would begin treating them as a dinosaur and calling them their preferred name Rexy? Or would you attempt to get them mental help?

Dysmorphia and dysphoria is a mental illness. Whether it is body, gender, or now even species it is mental illness.
So are both his kids trans or just the one? I thought the son transitioned to female while the daughter transitioned to male.

This is all because of Nelle (Bashinsky) Cohen. The Bashinsky family is wealthy due to the patriarch founding Golden Flake. Mental illness also runs in the family and is well established via the court system.

The saddest part is that Nelle used her kids to garner street cred in the LGBTQ community and the father didn’t stand up and say “no, you are not cutting off my kids sex organs and pumping them full of hormones.”

I truly believe there is an extra hot section of hell reserved for parents who would push their children towards that lifestyle, and an even hotter corner for those who facility them making an irreversible, life altering change that many later regret.

The suicide statistics for trans are staggering and sad.

General Statistics: Depending on the study and demographic, between 32% and 50% of transgender individuals report attempting suicide in their lifetime, with even higher rates reported for suicidal thoughts.

Adults: The Williams Institute found that 44% of transgender adults reported recent suicidal ideation and 7% reported a recent suicide attempt.

The LGBTQ and trans activism is why most at Mississippi State were glad to see Cohen go. Nelle tried to use the MSU athletic department to further her cause. Many did not approve of her trying to align and leverage Mississippi State athletics to actively promote the LGBTQ and trans movement.

It appears now Auburn is dealing with it.
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Wasn't his wife in remission before he even took the Alabama job? This staffer didn't follow him from Buffalo, so...


Yes, his wife’s cancer battle occurred when he was coaching at Buffalo.

It is funny that the same people who tried to troll Alabama because Oats was married to an overweight dogface are the same ones who are trying to troll Alabama because he divorced her.

Here is the timeline.

2015: Nate Oats named Buffalo head coach. That same year his wife Crystal was diagnosed with cancer. Alex Accetta takes job at Alabama as graduate assistant.

2016: Crystal Oats is declared in remission and cancer free.

2017: Alex Accetta promoted to operations manager at Alabama.

2019: Nate Oats named Alabama head coach.

2022: Alex Accetta resigns from Alabama to take a position with the Dallas Mavericks.

2023: Nate Oats and Crystal Oats divorce.

2026: April - Nate Oats announces he and Alex Accetta are engaged. July - Nate Oats and Alex Accetta marry.





Based on the comments we have to believe most LSU fans in this thread were unaware of the existence of contracts prior to this thread. The concept seems completely foreign to them. They are reacting like an uncontacted Amazon tribe seeing an airplane fly over for the first time.

This has Nelle Cohen’s fingerprints all over it.
He was a strange bird. Born, raised, lived and worked in Texas his whole life. Retired to outside Auburn, Alabama. Afterwards he moved to Louisiana where he died and is buried.

re: LSU fans on this site

Posted by captdalton on 7/25/26 at 4:18 pm to
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In the name of all humanity....Please delete, suspend, get rid of CAPT DOUCHE.....




Many of the very anti-LSU posters are probably similar to me. They didn’t become anti-LSU until they started posting here and got to know LSU fans of the rant.



re: Preseason SEC Media Poll

Posted by captdalton on 7/25/26 at 4:04 pm to
I expect this year’s will be about as accurate as last year’s.

2025 SEC Preseason Media Poll vs. final standings:

Preseason prediction, final standings, difference (a positive number means they finished higher than predicted, a negative number means they finished worse than predicted).

1. Texas Longhorns (3060 PTS); 5th; -4
2. Georgia Bulldogs (2957 PTS); 1st; +1
3. Alabama Crimson Tide (2783 PTS); 2nd, +1
4: LSU Tigers (2668 PTS); 10th; -6
5. South Carolina Gamecocks (2109 PTS); 15th; -10
6. Florida Gators (1986 PTS); 12th; -6
7. Ole Miss Rebels (1979 PTS); 3rd; +4
8. Texas A&M Aggies (1892 PTS); 4th; +4
9. Tennessee Volunteers (1700 PTS); 9th, 0
10. Oklahoma Sooners (1613 PTS); 6th; +4
11. Auburn Tigers (1272 PTS) 13th; -2
12. Missouri Tigers (1170); 8th; +4
13: Vanderbilt Commodores (936 PTS); 7th; +6
14. Arkansas Razorbacks (764 PTS); 16th; -2
15. Kentucky Wildcats (512 PTS); 11th; +4
16. Mississippi State Bulldogs (343 PTS); 14th; +2

Ten of the sixteen teams they missed by 4 or more spots.

re: Preseason SEC Media Poll

Posted by captdalton on 7/25/26 at 3:45 pm to
When it comes to you and Gen Patton it is clear I made the correct assumption.
You can tell he loves to be at the bottom of the pile.
Thank you for confirming that jangalang sucks cock for money.

re: Preseason SEC Media Poll

Posted by captdalton on 7/25/26 at 3:35 pm to
It is odd that you condemn talking shite yet you stalk certain people here and try to stir up arguments every opportunity you get. You are saying one thing yet doing the opposite.

Have you ever wondered why LSU fans have the universal stereotype of being loud, drunk and obnoxious? Let me guess, you think it is everyone else that is the problem.
With the police now cracking down on $100 blowjobs your income is going to take a huge hit.