captdalton

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I hope the retards always hate me

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The mentally handicapped generally love everyone. You have to be a completely shitty creature for them to hate you like they do. But they aren’t alone, everyone but a handful of stupid LSU fans hate you.

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So you guys can't stop coming to a place where you hate most of the people?

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Correct. You are one of the most hated. Congrats.

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This Troy pitcher is not competitive.

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No LSU fan is in a position to criticize another team’s pitching. LSU finished with a 5.72 ERA, 15th highest in the SEC.

This past season has done damage to many LSU fans.

Football: 7-6, 3-5 in SEC, 10th place, unranked, Texas Bowl (loss to Houston)

Basketball: 15-17, 3-16 in SEC, 16th place, unranked, did not qualify for NCAA tourney

Baseball: 30-28, 9-21 in SEC, 14th place, unranked, did not qualify for NCAA tourney

Most LSU fans here have mirrored this spiral into incompetency. Not you though, you were already at rock bottom.

Your life still revolves around Tuscaloosa, AL.

Speaking of zeros, this past season LSU went 0-16 against teams that finished in the top half of the SEC.

0-16

Since Georgia insists on hitting so well, they should have at least had the decency to let some other team have this pitcher.

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Of all the things that won’t happen today this won’t happen the most.

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Correct, I will not be posting any of that. You are some weird sons of bitches.

A good summary of the 2026 LSU baseball season and why Steven Milam is returning to LSU.

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The 2026 LSU baseball season was supposed to be a triumphant title defense. The reigning national champions returned their entire starting outfield, a top-10 MLB Draft prospect and one of the deepest rosters in the country.

Instead, the Tigers posted a 30-28 record, went 0-16 against teams that finished in the top half of the SEC and watched their season end in Hoover in the second round of the SEC Tournament.

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Steven Milam - A Toss Up

No player on this list represents a bigger decision for LSU’s 2027 returning class than Steven Milam. The switch-hitting shortstop has been the program’s starting shortstop since day one and is arguably the best defensive infielder in LSU history. He made just two errors in 193 chances this season and ranked third among all college shortstops nationally in defensive runs saved.

Offensively, Milam finished strong. He hit .308 with a .949 OPS in SEC play, and his .288 full-season average included an 11-homer season.

Milam is not a first-rounder. Actually, he's not even projected in the top-150. He will likely land after round two, so returning for a senior season could theoretically boost his stock.

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SI - How Likely Is Each LSU Player To Be Drafted

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Alabama was given a cake walk in their regional and super regional. Period. Got to Omaha against real competition they were not ready

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Alabama finished 4th in the SEC and was a national top 8 seed. They have some holes, notably hitting, but to act like they lucked into Omaha is either disingenuous or you are just stupid.

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where's all the Bama fans??

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Watching LSU fans dick ride Oklahoma.

Alabama has done permanent psychological damage to much of the LSU fanbase.