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re: Matt Mitchell- Why to Hate Each SEC Team

Posted on 2/2/26 at 8:34 am to
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4428 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 8:34 am to
I gave up in the middle of the infomercial.
This post was edited on 2/2/26 at 8:44 am
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3619 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 9:19 am to
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Not watching all that but let me guess, LSU killed sick children, right?


It’s the same old, worn-out argument that LSU somehow took money from OLOL Children’s Hospital to pay players. The former president and CEO of the OLOL Foundation did embezzle funds for his own personal benefit—there’s no disputing that—but LSU did not. The university had no way of knowing that the money donated to it had been improperly taken from the foundation.
Posted by That LSU Guy
Ponte Vedra Beach
Member since Jul 2008
15680 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 9:35 am to
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Won’t watch.

The guy is not funny. Not at all.


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Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8131 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 10:06 am to
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Won’t watch.

The guy is not funny. Not at all.


I don't disagree but I just wanted to point out you write like Dr Seuss.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68426 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 10:24 am to
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It’s the same old, worn-out argument that LSU somehow took money from OLOL Children’s Hospital to pay players. The former president and CEO of the OLOL Foundation did embezzle funds for his own personal benefit—there’s no disputing that—but LSU did not. The university had no way of knowing that the money donated to it had been improperly taken from the foundation.


The dude also said he didn't use the money for "cool, rich people" things like yachts.

Dude was chartering flights

Also said he was a "top booster"

quote:

Prosecutors have said Funes stole gift cards meant for cancer patients. They said he also flew his family and friends to LSU and New Orleans Saints football games on charter flights recorded as "outbound patient transport."
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74157 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 12:55 pm to
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I DO have Matt Mitchell merch


I have this one-

LINK

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74157 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 12:59 pm to
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Who is Matt Mitchell and why would anyone care what he spews?


He's a southern humorist who focuses on SEC football in the season, and the off season his material is southern culture and redneck culture, particularly food (though as mentioned, he has lost a lot of weight).

He's not a rant-and-raver, he's a comedian. He's been featured on SEC Shorts as well.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
2339 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 3:28 pm to
I have always liked his SEC role call, this was long, but humorous. The Vandy hit made me laugh.
Posted by PappyGarcia
Member since Oct 2024
570 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:36 pm to
It's amazing you believe this. People knew, they just didn't care. What a cesspool school.
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2063 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:38 pm to
Yeah, I might not watch Matt’s videos for a while after this one. I don’t appreciate it.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30963 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:41 pm to
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Won’t watch.

The guy is not funny. Not at all.


This post was edited on 2/2/26 at 4:42 pm
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30963 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:43 pm to
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I enjoy Matt's vids and love his content, but I ain't watching a 24 min video. Distill each team down to one or two hate points and move on.


Hell of an attention span you got there. You'll spend three hours reading dumb shite on here, but a 24 minute video is just too much huh?
This post was edited on 2/2/26 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3581 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 4:54 pm to
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he's a comedian.


Just not a very good one.
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Panama City, Florida
Member since Aug 2011
9440 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 5:10 pm to
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It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
9672 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 5:18 pm to
Funnier than SEC Shorts.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18895 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 5:52 pm to
Clicked hoping this was former UK Coach Mitchell


My ol’ golf pard.
Anyway
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
13213 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:07 pm to
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The guy is not funny. Not at all.



^^^
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49177 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 6:15 pm to
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Won’t watch.

The guy is not funny. Not at all.


He says a few things that will make you chuckle, but overall it isn't worth clicking on his stuff. I have friends in everyday life that are a lot funnier than he is.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1942 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 7:00 pm to
The dude looks like he’s made out of mashed potatoes.
Posted by The_Giving_Tree
Member since Apr 2024
271 posts
Posted on 2/2/26 at 8:10 pm to
Damn, truth HURTS I guess

The ONLY reason Texas joined this conference is because of NIL.

Let LOGIC lead you. And GLORY to GOD. The TRULY GOOD college football program will lead you from now on. And let us ALL have the COURAGE to rise to meet HIM.

Hook 'Em
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