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re: Jalen Carter couldn’t finish position drills at pro day because he’s too fat

Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18197 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:24 pm to
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Cutty Sark
Drunk
Member since Feb 2023
309 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:25 pm to
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You bring nothing of value to this board


Thanks. That’s actually a nice compliment. Anyone that “brings value” to an anonymous internet message board is definitely an obese loser like yourself.
Posted by Pulpwood Patterson
Member since Dec 2017
1799 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:27 pm to
Good, maybe he’ll fall to Pick #8
Posted by DawginSC
Member since Aug 2022
4184 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:29 pm to
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This dude’s draft stock has to be plummeting


Perhaps so. If it does, someone will likely get a steal.
Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA
Member since Feb 2023
172 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 3:41 pm to
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Thanks. That’s actually a nice compliment. Anyone that “brings value” to an anonymous internet message board is definitely an obese loser like yourself.


Can confirm this. He probably doesn’t remember this but I actually met CURLY one time in person and let’s just say he was a couple fries short of an entire McDonald’s franchise if u catch my drift
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13494 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:48 pm to
He should transition to female. He would probably be the #1 draft pick for the WNFL.
Posted by Cutty Sark
Drunk
Member since Feb 2023
309 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 4:50 pm to
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say he was a couple fries short of an entire McDonald’s franchise


Funny you mention McDonald’s as our resident pervert EarlyCuyler3 is banned from his local McDonald’s for hitting on the McFlurry customers
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
5095 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:00 pm to
Curly wasn't the person he quoted lol
Posted by ErnMcCracken
Member since Jan 2023
267 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 5:59 pm to
His stock is dropping faster than Silicon Valley Bank
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56276 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 6:58 pm to
Further proof of the toxic culture at Georgia
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30591 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:16 pm to
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It sounds like he had a lot more than football on his mind the last couple of months. This is unfortunate for him. I don’t know all the facts of his legal problems but he better get his head out of his arse and realize there are consequences to stupid decisions. I guess we will find out about the guy’s character in the next couple of months. He’s no longer a UGA problem as his career was over and the accident happened after the national championship so I couldn’t give a shite how fat he is that’s on him.
Yeah...but you gotta hate it for the guy. I'm sure his legal problems are weighing on him, and agent, family, or best friend should really get in his ear and HELP him get back to work. These next weeks will probably the most important of professional life.
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 7:18 pm
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9367 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:34 pm to
Dude had some ridiculous shite happen in his life. Can’t even imagine friends getting killed after being reckless, getting arrested after the high of national championship. That would frick up most people.

I don’t think he magically forgot how to football. I worry more about the dudes that finally get motivated before draft after being lazy all through college.

This young man will be ok.
Posted by Cutty Sark
Drunk
Member since Feb 2023
309 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:38 pm to
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Can’t even imagine friends getting killed after being reckless, getting arrested after the high of national championship. That would frick up most people.


Seems an inability to accept the consequences for your actions is rampant in the UGA program.

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This young man will be ok.


His pal he left for dead won’t be though.
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
14877 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:40 pm to
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Always knew he was overrated and would never make it in the NFL.

surprised he got through college to be honest.

fat slow and lazy

too much Georgia in him


How come UGA was able to beat LSU in the SEC championship game?
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22221 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:41 pm to
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Seems an inability to accept the consequences for your actions is rampant in the UGA program.


Which person in the UGA program hasn’t accepted the consequences of their actions?
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1385 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:44 pm to
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How come UGA was able to beat LSU in the SEC championship game?


Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5613 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 7:50 pm to
This post was edited on 3/15/23 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Chievster
WNC
Member since Aug 2020
97 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:24 pm to
This is fake news! My buddy that was at the pro day said he was fine and finished all of the drills.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23870 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:31 pm to
I mean who am I to run a brother down for being a few pounds to heavy. His wife a good cook too?
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
10520 posts
Posted on 3/15/23 at 9:42 pm to
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Anyone that “brings value” to an anonymous internet message board is definitely an obese loser like yourself


As someone who posts on an anonymous message board, you really thought this one through didn't you.
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