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Have u guys thought about hiring JAMEA JONAE

Oh wait she was murdered by BAMA’s star player because she wouldn’t talk to him

So I don’t guess u can hire her
Malzahn has pretty nice tits but you’re going to be trading down no matter what if you fire Titboss

re: Week 3 SEC Haiku Thread

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 11:25 am
MILROE the DILDOE
Is not good at football stuff
WE MISS U JAMAE

re: Alabama should start Milroe

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 11:05 am
Why do you think they can run the RPO with a DILDOE
Ya it’s like MARTHA’S VINEYARD except instead of VINES it’s a LARGE AMOUNT OF DICKS

re: Auburn… you guys ready?

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 9:36 am
lol ur coached by JIBMO

Auburn 24-13
I’ll volunteer because I’m already COMING HARD AF watching BAMA struggle against TAMPA UNIVERSITY
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How many yards would he throw for if he threw a football from his knees 10 times?


Hey MARTHA I bet ur an expert at doing things from you’re knees LMFBO
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You aren’t very good at this. You’ve already started 2 shitty topics this morning. Take a break.


Ur name is Mr Sausage bc ur extraordinarily fat LMAOOO
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1. Did I really? 2. Did you even read the OP? What does your post have to do with it?


1. Ya
2. U lost to FSU lmfao
As u can tell by my FLARE I don’t think there’s a better coach in the country than BRENT VENEREAL so my OKLAHOMA SOONERS are pretty clearly #1 and if u disagree ur a F*G**T who doesn’t understand FOOTBLAL

re: Ole Miss will drag our arse

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 8:20 am
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not if you start Milro


Actually it’s spelled MILROE

Here’s a handy way to remember how to spell it in the future: MILROE is a DILDOE

re: Where is Serrenaux?

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 8:18 am
Lmao u lost to florida
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Past two years they’ve had the pieces to be a solid team yet have been mediocre. Is Pittman that bad?



It’s not that he’s that bad, it’s that he has HUMONGOUS TITS which as u can imagine has a negative effect on coaching
Auburn’s DAIRY FARM is reportedly interested in hiring him for DAIRY PRODUCTION

BC HE HAS VERY LARGE BREASTS

LMAO

re: Rank the SEC through 3 weeks

Posted by RIP BLACK MABMA on 9/17/23 at 7:52 am
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In the 4th quarter yes.


Did u know that the reason they’re called “quarters” is bc there’s 4 of them, and u have to play all 4, and all 4 are necessary to complete the whole game?

Also ur team is absolute trash lmao
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OU fans acting like aggys. Nothing abnormal they have always taken their marching orders from Texicans


ArkanGAY fans acting like Fagricultural students. Nothing abnormal because they’re Arkansas fans and they like DUDES (provided they are themselves ALSO DUDES)