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re: Is Joe Burrow a Simp?
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:49 pm to WildcatMike
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:49 pm to WildcatMike
I always thought he was a little zesty and strange that LSU fans would cuck up to him by giving him the moniker of "Big D#&k Burrow"...
Now it all makes sense.... LSU is now the new Aggie..
Now it all makes sense.... LSU is now the new Aggie..
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:54 am to forestwhitackersgood
I thought he was dating Cam Newton. I stand corrected.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 5:59 am to The Pirate King
quote:Yeah if you love boyish features on a women.
Weird for going to the Kentucky derby with his smoking hot assistant?
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:43 am to lsu711
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:50 am to WildcatMike
Joey whipped yall asses so bad 7 years later and still talking about him incessantly
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:02 am to AHM21
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Joe has definitely had a penis in his mouth before.
What did your a-hole taste like?
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:30 am to Murph4HOF
They left out metrosexual. Probably closer to his persona.
metrosexual /met'tro-sek'shoo?-?l/
noun
A heterosexual man who is sensitive to stereotypic feminine interests and is very concerned with personal appearance, as in grooming and dressing stylishly.
A man concerned with personal appearance, such as personal grooming, fashion, and aesthetics in general; who may or may not be concerned with self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, often affluent).
A man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.
metrosexual /met'tro-sek'shoo?-?l/
noun
A heterosexual man who is sensitive to stereotypic feminine interests and is very concerned with personal appearance, as in grooming and dressing stylishly.
A man concerned with personal appearance, such as personal grooming, fashion, and aesthetics in general; who may or may not be concerned with self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, often affluent).
A man who is seen, sociologically, as having attributes common to homosexuals, but is in fact heterosexual.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:25 am to Onyx Aggie
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This you?
No, but this is definitely you.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:43 am to TigerScorpion
Looks like Onyx won.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:51 am to borotiger
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Looks like Onyx won.
What exactly did they/them win? I didn't know there was a competition.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:57 am to WildcatMike
Did Joe Burrow give LSU the best single year of college football in history, yes. Is he a weird dude and a liberal, also yes. If he had sucked I wouldn't give him a pass for being a total retard.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 10:36 am to Gatorbait2008
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am sure that is what Burrow heard and "hell yea, ffm threesomes are involved"
Great qB but weird dude I’m not so sure it had to be FFM. Something tells me he’d be ok with MMF as well.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 10:38 am to forestwhitackersgood
quote:New and improved with actual championships.
LSU is now the new Aggie..
Posted on 5/4/26 at 10:53 am to WildcatMike
Someone needs dose his drink with some good, clean LSD. Dude seems trapped in some kind of weird fashionista hell surrounded by weird, bad people, but I know that there is a cool dude somewhere in there.
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 11:06 am
Posted on 5/4/26 at 11:38 am to Funky Tide 8
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Someone needs dose his drink with some good, clean LSD. Dude seems trapped in some kind of weird fashionista hell surrounded by weird, bad people, but I know that there is a cool dude somewhere in there.
I agree w/ you.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:44 pm to Funky Tide 8
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trapped in some kind of weird fashionista hell
Posted on 5/4/26 at 1:20 pm to Longhorn Actual
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So "pansexual" is really just a fancy term for "I'll frick anything."
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:00 pm to WildcatMike
Had to google pansexual
Seems likely he’s having threesomes with multiple chicks if she’s also into women
Shout out Joe burrow
Seems likely he’s having threesomes with multiple chicks if she’s also into women
Shout out Joe burrow
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:27 pm to WildcatMike
LSU fans circling the wagons to defend a guy who cares not a damn bit about them or LSU.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:26 pm to AHM21
That looks like a future expensive mistake
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